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  • Never keep the windows covered, walk around naked...

    Never keep the windows covered, walk around naked all the time.
  • Have you tried a mirror?

    Have you tried a mirror?
  • Jesus this is why I wish I was a lesbian.

    Jesus this is why I wish I was a lesbian.
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    That's why I insist that any sloot I'm with first...

    That's why I insist that any sloot I'm with first douche with a bottle of Clorox.
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    Britney.

    Britney.
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    Same thing happens everywhere brah. BRB, wife...

    Same thing happens everywhere brah.

    BRB, wife gets blood test done, specialist misreads results, says she has cancer.

    BRB, I insist on a second opinion, another specialist looks at it, says...
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    She was a major cum guzzler back in the day. ...

    She was a major cum guzzler back in the day. Legendary BJ skills.
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    There can only be one.

    There can only be one.
  • I realized the vaccine won't make a difference. ...

    I realized the vaccine won't make a difference.

    You get vaccinated.

    You get a cold/flu afterwards.

    They still want you to get tested for covid.

    You test positive because the tests are...
  • There were two flu pandemics at the end of the...

    There were two flu pandemics at the end of the 2019.
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    Travel will come back with a vengeance. ...

    Travel will come back with a vengeance.

    Ironically, oil companies are terrible at making oil predictions.
  • They started three weeks ago in Texas.

    They started three weeks ago in Texas.
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    We have Hutterites in our province, I went to a...

    We have Hutterites in our province, I went to a lake this summer that they frequent, amazing fit bodies on the women.
  • OP is a mushroom.

    OP is a mushroom.
  • You should take another test if you can be sure...

    You should take another test if you can be sure that a different place processes it.
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    You should donate one to Lance Armstrong.

    You should donate one to Lance Armstrong.
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    Exact same body as my first girlfriend.

    Exact same body as my first girlfriend.
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    Pathetic.

    Pathetic.
  • Corona know to stay away from that btch.

    Corona know to stay away from that btch.
  • This is correct. My suggestions are now all misc...

    This is correct. My suggestions are now all misc twinks.
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