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Precum itself doesn’t have sperm. But she can get pregnant if you have sperm in your urethra from previous ejaculate.

Best to have a piss before penetrating, wrap it or use other contraception.

She likely has a BF but thinks you’re cute

Whatever you do, don’t wife that ****

Perfume

Validation is one hell of a drug

You were seeking it too when you make this thread

Change my mind

People who live in high density accommodation do this ****.

They share a small bedroom with 3 other people, and a rice cooker. They spend their days in cafes and libraries, and only go home to...

I live in the tropics and my dogs sleep in my bed.

Shower twice a day, change bed sheets once a week srs.

Maybe twice if my GF comes over at the last minute.

I’m glad for the guy.

His videos are cringe AF. The curated hair, the W.O.W. - If I had that personality, I’d rope but hey. With the amount of sun damage he’s got from cycling, he’ll likely be...

Freeze a plastic bottle of water and use it to roll the bottom of your foot.
Calf stretches.
Lose weight, if you’re a fatty.

I’m sorry mate

Devastating. Give it time. Grief is a weird thing, just got to ride it out.

The universe is the biggest mystery

Give me rural living any day. But I’m a homebody.

I’ve got a side hustle.

It’s called saving money like a maniac, investing, and sitting on piles of cash.

The banks pay me money, and the wealth accumulates.

If you can’t get your hands on 5k you are a wasted shot

What if I told you my name is Veronica, 300?

What the Wahhabi are you talking about, infidel?

It’s wee

I used to work with an example of the type of hosebeast you describe.

Can confirm, she used to chit like a water buffalo.

Don’t listen to the guy, it could be a middle aged thing.

Suckin a cawk.

I don’t have any sympathy for you.

I’m sure your children bring you a lot of joy, and you might even be a decent parent. But if you accept the positive experiences associated with reproducing,...

It’s not hard to show up for a legitimate job and earn decent money.

I ended up living back in my hometown, was just a coincidence that I accepted a promotion and the role brought me back.
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