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    Yikes looks like aftershocks from unleashing...

    Yikes looks like aftershocks from unleashing chocolate havoc on a poor unsuspecting public toilet that lady should be ashamed of herself
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    Don’t know who that is and not clicking but Im...

    Don’t know who that is and not clicking but Im thinking it’s likely in the area of being a lady who you might take to dinner but on the ride home she’d chit her pants in the uber and throw her...
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    She was probably most excited by the prospect of...

    She was probably most excited by the prospect of having someone in the house with the upper body strength to address the layers of chocolate hiney vipers clogging all of her toilets
  • I mean no offense to Melinda Gates but whenever I...

    I mean no offense to Melinda Gates but whenever I see a picture of her I think man that lady looks like the type that could clear a relatively large meeting room in under fifteen seconds by beefing...
  • Poll: I mean it has to be head janitor at one of those...

    I mean it has to be head janitor at one of those stupid ass barre studios where women pretend to work out but really spend most of the 45 minutes they’re there cranking six pound monkey tails into...
  • Flat chested girls clog the toilet a lot with big...

    Flat chested girls clog the toilet a lot with big huge chits

    I don’t know I’m running out of steam with this nonsense
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    Yeah well the day after two for one burritos at...

    Yeah well the day after two for one burritos at chipotle if you’re around HTC ladies can quickly turn into enter the fudge dragon and im not aware of a specific karate move that will reliably unclog...
  • That lady looks like she beefs out some...

    That lady looks like she beefs out some gargantuan chocolate gorilla fingers
  • Just guessing here but old people get pretty free...

    Just guessing here but old people get pretty free with personal information so I’d think older HTC ladies probably just sit around discussing the circumferences of their heinous keister coils and the...
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    That lady looks like she’s struggling to hold in...

    That lady looks like she’s struggling to hold in a mammoth cocoa column and the minute that camera goes off she’s going to sprint to and clog the ever living bejesus out of the nearest toilet
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    Waiting on clogcoin to make a run once HTC ladies...

    Waiting on clogcoin to make a run once HTC ladies start frequenting chipotle again
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    I mean that’s why the Louisiana purchase occurred...

    I mean that’s why the Louisiana purchase occurred all the HTC ladies of the olden times were farting out ghastly keister beasts and clogging water closets all along the eastern coast
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    Just farted HARD at the office

    Forgot no longer working from home

    Guy next office over said groce out loud

    The terrifying roar of the elusive chocolate anaconda
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    Still not sure if dude or not but clearly a lot...

    Still not sure if dude or not but clearly a lot of times posting from the toilet so guessing lady and therefore assuming gigantic fudge cobras subsequently resulting in horrendous clogging situations...
  • Use it as an opportunity to raise your concerns...

    Use it as an opportunity to raise your concerns regarding plumbing capacity and the heinous post-lunch chocolate anacondas being pushed out by the ladies in the office
  • Whoa that lady looks like she can POOP

    Whoa that lady looks like she can POOP
  • Yikes he’s lucky he didn’t end up with a...

    Yikes he’s lucky he didn’t end up with a chocolate gonzo nose
  • DO NOT go to Golden Corral unless you plan to...

    DO NOT go to Golden Corral unless you plan to rest of the night with a plumbing snake trying to bore through the seven pound fudge anchor your wife will drop in the toilet after arriving home
  • That lady looks like she could eat and fart out...

    That lady looks like she could eat and fart out an entire undigested fire extinguisher
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    It’s actually very strategic so you get out of...

    It’s actually very strategic so you get out of the house all day long then when you get home and your wife is like hey ******* get the plunger and unclog the toilet I farted out another fudgey totem...
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