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  • I don't think his rep power changes, though, so...

    I don't think his rep power changes, though, so you basically just masturbated to an image of a puppy.
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    Why do you look like you're 70?

    Why do you look like you're 70?
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    When people don't use semicolons.

    When people don't use semicolons.
  • youaintblack.com

    youaintblack.com
  • The only negative aspect about this is that it's...

    The only negative aspect about this is that it's spread out over a number of years.

    We should be giving Israel that much money EVERY year.

    Ot maybe even double that amount.
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    She probably just wants to find someone better.

    She probably just wants to find someone better.
  • I would ask for a $10 ball gag for your wife, so...

    I would ask for a $10 ball gag for your wife, so you don't have to listen to her bitching anymore.

    Then take the balance on a gift card.
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    I'm picturing something like Cee Lo Green music...

    I'm picturing something like Cee Lo Green music industry icon, but maybe you have a type.
  • Jokes on you. You will be once you're dead.

    Jokes on you. You will be once you're dead.
  • Every piece of ass out there is better looking...

    Every piece of ass out there is better looking and smells better than the wife you're cheating on.

    Also...your kid isn't really yours either, so...

    ...'how you doin' ', Chelsea?
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    You sound like you have a lot going for you, OP....

    You sound like you have a lot going for you, OP.

    It would be a shame were anything bad to happen to all that.

    Now get back in line.
  • If I was your landlord I would lock you inside...

    If I was your landlord I would lock you inside the fridge.

    Problem solved.
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    You're gonna have to suck someone's dick on a...

    You're gonna have to suck someone's dick on a casting couch somewhere at sometime, OP.

    Bring a bottle of Scope.
  • What does that work out to, OP? 500 million? ...

    What does that work out to, OP?

    500 million?

    LMFAO

    Retard
  • BREAKING: Over 300,000 deaths since January and a confirmed death rate higher than 1%

    That's more than 2,000 deaths everyday.

    Why are abortion clinics still considered essential businesses when they're responsible for the deaths of so many?
  • I'd really like one shaped like a penis. For my...

    I'd really like one shaped like a penis. For my friend.


    That's a good idea.
  • Do they sell dildos at Bed, Bath & Beyond?

    It's not for me; it's for a friend.
  • Punching her titties is what got me here in the...

    Punching her titties is what got me here in the first place. I'm concerned that if I try the flying elbow, tomorrow I'll be here asking for advice on how to eat her snatch to make up for that.
    ...
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    Twitter to begin leaning right (correct).

    Liberals are losing control of everything.

    LOL

    https://www.foxnews.com/politics/twitter-paul-singer-republican-jack-dorsey
  • Those are pretty much the only moves I currently...

    Those are pretty much the only moves I currently have.
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