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Hamburger helpme made me so sick last time I made that chit. Was legit sleeping on my washing machine since the movement helped my stomach

When I drink redbull I get insane farts. My gf hears them when I'm upstairs

hereditary and smile were actually pretty good scary movies and most scary movies are chit

I fart so fukkin loud in front of my gf and her friends and they give no fuks

pic of tits and ass we don't need to see the face

My gf is same way. She never says no when I initiate and is always ready to fuk but she won't initiate. We've had a fight and I told her we only have sex if I'm the one to touch her and start it...

Download a vpn and use utorrent. If you're only going to download that maybe you won't care if your isp gets one infringement notice without vpn but do get a vpn. Literally download those, go to tpb...

Go on a vacation for that much money. You both get something out of it. My gf tells me to never buy expensive meaningless chit and use the money for us to travel

*biden signs new trillon dollar care package for Haiti*

Was gonna say this. Swift isn't far behind and her tours are pulling in A LOT of money.

Used to smoke every day when I was younger but I started getting crazy anxiety from it in mid twenties. I was using full rooms to grow it. I could easily set up my own business with it if NY didn't...

you can still take pics of butthole after releasing said spicy food

Most airlines do payment plans or just throw it on a CC that's the majority of cost. Most SE asia is very cheap. And UK gets a chitload of time off. Now if OP was posting pics of being in an...

in b4 "misc I matched with female and now I have HIV"

guarantee dogs have cleaner buutholes than most miscers

shanaenae gonna offer you to come to her next family bbq where you will become the bbq. She's not paying

Shaving is what causes my irritation. I have to use an electric shaver and my face is fine. If I use a razor i'll get horrible bumps on my neck. Soap dries my face out

Women tell me to shave if I try to grow it. But they also tell me I have a sharp jawline

Love the pup stage. Absolutely love teaching them things when they're a baby. I remember her getting her first french fry and her eyes widening lol

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GF doesn't want kids or to get married. She watches her nieces and nephews sometimes and they are the most annoying things in existence. Marriage is literally just a piece of paper that says you love...