It's even more alpha to slurp it out of the jimmy yourself and spit it down their throat. That way you make sure they get it all in there, no cheating ladies! That's the sign of true alpha you dumb...
It's because the power of my gaze and overpowering musk of my sizable manhood usually does most of the talking as I enter the room. Why use big ****gy words when saying nothing works best?
I'm not sure there is much of a norm. Most people e-stat on this a lot too, much like kill count. Most married dudes specially seems like are insecure about admitting they don't fuk every single day,...
You sure it wasn't just a bunch of cumshots? I think those cats may finally have evolved to experience true human love and can only express themselves by rubbing one out in your ears while you sleep.
If they already sent noods it's pretty simple. Don't drink too much, don't talk too much. Second part is important, you sound dumb as fuk, less you say the...
Yea he's kind of a stupid kunt and annoying, but who cares? Anyone who makes decent money and gets pussy on the regular doesn't get bent out of shape about what dorky billionaires are doing.
2020 and still not having 3090 on pre-order for 4k/144hz gaming... bro just sell that rig and spend the time chasing tornados and chit, this lavish pc masterrace life of glory and glamour aint for...
Loled at drivers. There is no driver. Autonomous drones are driving those cars from a bunker on mars. They've just programmed in some horrendous driving skills to make it look like there is a typical...
Just smash your face into the wall and break your nose. Slip the surgeon a crisp hundo at the ER to chop that thing down to size while reconstructing the nostrils.