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    Not sure why but I don't judge them for it either.

    Not sure why but I don't judge them for it either.
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    Delet dis now brah. You have left humanity...

    Delet dis now brah. You have left humanity behind. You are a considered a bird now.
  • It's even more alpha to slurp it out of the jimmy...

    It's even more alpha to slurp it out of the jimmy yourself and spit it down their throat. That way you make sure they get it all in there, no cheating ladies! That's the sign of true alpha you dumb...
  • It's because the power of my gaze and...

    It's because the power of my gaze and overpowering musk of my sizable manhood usually does most of the talking as I enter the room. Why use big ****gy words when saying nothing works best?
  • I'm not sure there is much of a norm. Most people...

    I'm not sure there is much of a norm. Most people e-stat on this a lot too, much like kill count. Most married dudes specially seems like are insecure about admitting they don't fuk every single day,...
  • At the moment, it may be the only short term...

    At the moment, it may be the only short term viable solution to add some accountability to the mix.

    Long term the real answer is shifting funding or enhancing funding for other types of responders...
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    Just inject some bleach into you ballsack and go...

    Just inject some bleach into you ballsack and go to a tanning salon. I'm sure it'll clear up in no time.
  • You sure it wasn't just a bunch of cumshots? I...

    You sure it wasn't just a bunch of cumshots? I think those cats may finally have evolved to experience true human love and can only express themselves by rubbing one out in your ears while you sleep.
  • In her defense, her sister did look like such a...

    In her defense, her sister did look like such a fukin hoe. Do any of you disagree?
  • Gjdm, now you know what it's like to bone a used...

    Gjdm, now you know what it's like to bone a used up +35 whore, and knowing is half the battle.

    https://media1.tenor.com/images/e32b71267e1d2bbe935c873a7d884f79/tenor.gif




    And you doubt...
  • 2 beers max, even if you drink a ton otherwise....

    2 beers max, even if you drink a ton otherwise. There is no need, this isn't yuk time with da boys.

    Dude just got stick your cawk in their cum hungry throats already. They want it, who are you to...
  • Prime Minister for fame and glory. If they...

    Prime Minister for fame and glory.

    If they already sent noods it's pretty simple. Don't drink too much, don't talk too much. Second part is important, you sound dumb as fuk, less you say the...
  • https://i.chzbgr.com/full/6283839232/hC3789613/jim...

    https://i.chzbgr.com/full/6283839232/hC3789613/jimmy-z
  • Going over for what? You know them or is it some...

    Going over for what? You know them or is it some online hook up?
  • 18 posts, no mention of cashphegs, no mention of...

    18 posts, no mention of cashphegs, no mention of musclegod bigmane... wtf misc.
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    Hospital? Just inject some bleach and get a tan...

    Hospital? Just inject some bleach and get a tan brah, it'll be gone before you know it.

    Jokes aside, he'll probably be fine. He's old and fat as fuk, but has the best medical care in the world.
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    Yea he's kind of a stupid kunt and annoying, but...

    Yea he's kind of a stupid kunt and annoying, but who cares? Anyone who makes decent money and gets pussy on the regular doesn't get bent out of shape about what dorky billionaires are doing.

    I...
  • 2020 and still not having 3090 on pre-order for...

    2020 and still not having 3090 on pre-order for 4k/144hz gaming... bro just sell that rig and spend the time chasing tornados and chit, this lavish pc masterrace life of glory and glamour aint for...
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    Loled at drivers. There is no driver. Autonomous...

    Loled at drivers. There is no driver. Autonomous drones are driving those cars from a bunker on mars. They've just programmed in some horrendous driving skills to make it look like there is a typical...
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    Just smash your face into the wall and break your...

    Just smash your face into the wall and break your nose. Slip the surgeon a crisp hundo at the ER to chop that thing down to size while reconstructing the nostrils.

    You may want to break your jaw...
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