The title now belongs to Zyzzyva, the name of a genus of tropical weevils native to South America and typically found on or near palm trees. The name of the genus was coined by the entomologist...
I've met one "reformed" homeless person in my life. He was a coworker and /pol/ level schitzo. He ended up quitting his job to live off $900/mo VA benefits last year.
Most of the uneducated women I've slept with cum from vaginal penetration alone in less than 5 minutes. They've found happiness in life, they don't need to pursue anything else.