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im using 4000 brothers.

5x poptarts for breakfast = 1000

1 litre whole milk = 600 and 2 poptarts = 1000

ive recently discovered my love for baked beans.

2x cans of baked beans (out of...

yall just need to make love to a fat chick dude. then your attitude will change.

we arguing again. shes got this new dumb ass bf now whos been taunting me.. now his punk ass 17yo kid has started taunting me too. he says hes going beat my ass brothers. hes like some 6ft 300lb dumb...

sounds a little creepy dude.

my ex wife was scewing her yoga instructor. she told me when she was leaving my ass. walking out the door. on her way to go and do some yoga with riccardo.

maybe i should become a yoga instructor...

hey bodybuilding ladies. its me jeremy. hi.

just joined a gym and looking to both get my ass in shape and find a partner in life.

how should i approach yall when doing your thing? just rock on...

i not worked out in 2 years brother. im out of shape and strength. if we wrestled yall could turn me upside down and use my head of hair to brush yalls floor for sure.

but im still a real man...

all ive done for the past 2 years is sit on my ass playing xbox. hell i was even playing some weightlifting game too. put in like 8 hours a day at it. feel like a chump now. could have been becoming...

ike turner fans?

the real king of music.

dude got a bad press and people judged him and **** but his music was the best.

some hot piece of ass once left my bachelor pad because ike was on....