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you don't understand how taxes work but ok







Also, buy real estate before worrying about your 401k. ded fkn srs.

Alright, I'll chill with my itchy trigger fingers lol


Find out Monday. Normally weekends kill me because I'm anxious for the markets to open back up, but now throw this into the mix, and I...

Yeah, maybe I will just stick with 60 DTE calls instead. Checking in every 2 months isn't bad lol



That said, with how down PLTR is, I am struggling with not opening leaps or call spreads...

I want to set it and forget it, and yes you're right about calling it a spread vs PMCC, tomato tomahto...



I've said since the S&P rumblings that $600 is the base support. I can see it...

Currently at 92%, but in less than 1 month I apparently will be 86% lulz.

Having trouble deciding what to do with my IRA. I have 100 shares of TSLA with a cost basis of $619. I'm really torn between:

a) leaving it be 5ever

b) leaving it but writing a December call at...

^^^ that's crazy! Prompted me to look up NKLA fukkin LMAO. I understand they have the lockup expiring 4/30, and will be introducing even more shares to raise money, so who knows where it will bottom...

We were in Konstanz Germany last recently and saw some... non germans... pan handling. One was just going up to people, and the other was ATTEMPTING to play. It was like a 1st grader at their first...

good morning brah. Maybe you haven't had your coffee or tradie juice yet, but you clearly don't understand what OP is asking. Hope that helps.

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I was like "better not be a trap. prolly a trap. HOLY FUKK!"

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I'm still laughing at OP saying he was doing crack lol

Hoping for massive TSLA run, then will open my final covered calls for the EoY and will be 100% committed to closing everything out then.

Housing market is crazy everywhere, but for us...

Here's the thing, in order to be a DJ you have to be able to tuck your dink between your legs and have it at least touch your azzhole. This next part is important. If it doesn't touch, career as a DJ...

fukkin hnnnngggggggg I wish lol.

I believe all offers will be reviewed this coming Monday. We are prepared to go $75k over asking... Sickening to say, but we REALLY want this place.

Yup. Upland. We had no idea what that city even was until we took one of our pups there for an ophthalmologist (before he lost his eye) and totally fell in love with it. Older, established, clean,...

r/actualpublicfreakouts is almost completely based. It's one of the last safe-ish places left. Lots of clips titled "mostly peaceful protest" as people are bashing in windows and looting lol

legit laughed at this.



Love this movie tbh.

why do you post like a FB phaggot from 8 years ago?

"hims a big boi"

All your threads about your poor animals are like this. Probably still get a kick out of successful kid and philosoraptor...

Would rather smash a cute whale than coom in my hand and go to bed 5everalone