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  • They should just make sure there's 1 black cop...

    They should just make sure there's 1 black cop per 1 white cop, make them be partners. Keep each other in check. This idea should also spawn some excellent buddy movies.
  • https://www.reactiongifs.com/r/2013/06/o-m-g-baby....

    https://www.reactiongifs.com/r/2013/06/o-m-g-baby.gif
  • Unaware. How good is his sex game? Should I be...

    Unaware. How good is his sex game? Should I be worried?
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    Preston, do you have a bunch of posters on your...

    Preston, do you have a bunch of posters on your bedroom wall? If so, what kind of posters are they?
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    Add 1 point if she legally changes her last name...

    Add 1 point if she legally changes her last name to Fartlett.
  • fixed

    fixed
  • Respek Knuckles to him for banging Demi Moore....

    Respek Knuckles to him for banging Demi Moore. But I know I could have sexed her better. And I guarantee he didn't sex her as good as Bruce Willis did. Bruce and I would probably be tied for how good...
  • OP, didn't you rat out a couple coworkers that...

    OP, didn't you rat out a couple coworkers that were going to bang on a desk?

    Not cool.
  • Will the final 2 minutes still take 30 minutes?

    Will the final 2 minutes still take 30 minutes?
  • I've received over 20 emails from companies that...

    I've received over 20 emails from companies that I buy from on a regular to semi-regular basis, all giving their wall paper stance on the current events in just the past day or two.

    First it was...
  • And not a drop of Grey Poupon was spilled.

    And not a drop of Grey Poupon was spilled.
  • What do you think about that, DALE?

    What do you think about that, DALE?
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    For the first few weeks, suck off at least 3 guys...

    For the first few weeks, suck off at least 3 guys a day for hot beef injection gains and you'll be back to your old self in no time.
  • Found op ...

    Found op

    https://media2.giphy.com/media/5bZfbwZg9CzZe/giphy.gif
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    No, I know an asian ladyboy when I see one. This...

    No, I know an asian ladyboy when I see one. This is an asian ladyboy. What sites do you visit, perv?
  • Hope they finished their game of White Claw Pong.

    Hope they finished their game of White Claw Pong.
  • Is that the male version of a "can I speak to the...

    Is that the male version of a "can I speak to the manager" haircut?
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    Rumor has it he wasn't even black. Just a plant...

    Rumor has it he wasn't even black. Just a plant in the misc to disrupt jimmies.
  • What are you going to do with all that stuff?

    What are you going to do with all that stuff?
  • Wood fill with my maple syrup

    Wood fill with my maple syrup
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