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My gym is full of naked dudes in the locker room. I've seen more dong there than in porn.

**** lasts like minutes... then you just kinda feel weed high for a while after it ends.

It's a hell of a ride tho.

If all 4 cops got fired this wouldn't have happened.

Explain to me how 4 people are involved and only the chick gets fired?

They were drinking/partying/****ing on the clock. Should have been...

As an atheist..

Yes this is correct. What a revelation. Wow. I'll pretend I didn't hear this as far back as middle school 30 fukin years ago.

No one "Knows" those types of answers. It's all...

Only temporarily, with drugs.

You can gain a lot of control over your ego while sober tho. But you can't kill it.

Get teeth cleaned. Start Brushing your tongue.

Don't hold in farts.


srs.

Wtf? Dr. Mike is like one of the best fitness dudes around.

I mean.. Sloots gonna sloot.


I'd still tongue punch that fart box tho.. god damn.

As someone who worked in the restaurant industry for 15 years, women's bathrooms are an absolute disaster compared to men.

So many of them hover too, and **** the toilet seats up. The smell in...

If my lord Mike Israetel says it, so it is.

First pic I was like "Jesus christ, gross andy"

Second pic... "I mean if I walked into that pointing at me.. and literally no one else was around to witness it...."

You don't have to thank a specific person/thing, to feel thankful.

You do it so you don't have to sit near as many normies.

https://media.tenor.com/Adg8-XpUrEIAAAAM/john-travolta-confused.gif

WHERE ARE THE FUKING PICS

Kormo isn't real, he can't hurt you.

Wait wtf just happened

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RIP fellow USPS brah.

I mean LSD and Shrooms are both Hallucinogenics, but they feel different.

Vodka is different from tequila is different from rum is different from whiskey etc etc etc...

Many people get very...

Classic alcoholic in the making.

The scenario you just described is a person never facing what is actually making them depressed, never working to improve their mental health.
Alcohol won't fix...

Plenty of years to have children, shouldn't even be on your radar.

What you're running out of time for is finding a woman you actually want to spend enough years with to raise children.

Lmao...