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  • If you are a guy and your cock is too small and...

    If you are a guy and your cock is too small and your gf is not satisfied then you can fist the fuc out of her and it's problem solved, but a big dick is a big problem.

    I tried to get her to suck...
  • Well that's the thing, a manlet with a 5 incher...

    Well that's the thing, a manlet with a 5 incher would please her more than mr big bad spunky, hence the thread.

    It's not like you can get a cock reduction, so what do you do?
  • Every time you come across my threads you get...

    Every time you come across my threads you get mad.

    manlet + 5 incher = keep the fuc out of my threads. srs
  • I get it, i'm in the minority on here to A:...

    I get it, i'm in the minority on here to

    A: even get some pussy
    B: have her screamng "OMG YOU'RE GOING TO FUCIN KILL ME / SPLIT ME IN TWO! etc!

    but even if you aren't that guy or girl what...
  • Only the 18yr old and above. srs

    Only the 18yr old and above. srs
  • I can confirm i am Jeff Bezos love child and i...

    I can confirm i am Jeff Bezos love child and i take this every day.

    in the ass.
  • If you meet the love of your life and she is a 10/10, but she struggles with

    your girth and length, gets upset and says it feels like she is being impaled on your cock more than anything else.

    Wtf do you do?

    I once went out with a girl like this and she was marriage...
  • This is why i'm cash rich. i'll give you 3k...

    This is why i'm cash rich.

    i'll give you 3k for her to gag on my cawk, every inch.

    you stay in the car with the cat.
  • I feel your pain. It's a bitter pill to...

    I feel your pain.

    It's a bitter pill to swallow, but rep me and be on your way, son.

    There is no need to be upset
  • I get it, the video is just too alpha. There...

    I get it, the video is just too alpha.

    There is no counter argument, i understand this.

    There is no Winston Churchill "We shall fight on the beaches" speech

    but you will always have...
  • Back in the days of the Gulf War i'd have 1000...

    Back in the days of the Gulf War i'd have 1000 miscers in here going

    "Fuark yeah, coming to save the muthaphuckin day yeah!! MURICA!!!!!"

    How times change.
  • Not one Murican miscer would call in the UH-60...

    Not one Murican miscer would call in the UH-60 Black Hawk with a crack squad of Jocko Willinks.

    Every single one of you would be like

    "I'll take the fucin SAS mane..."

    but won't admit it.
    ...
  • It's that time of the year bitches, STORYTIME: You are a POW behind enemy lines

    maybe in some Arabic chithole or some dump in Afghanistan...

    Worse still you are hogtied in silencespeaks and michellennes basement along with their big black Ak47 toting African chad 10/10 young...
  • You should hit me up, and I'll show you how deep...

    You should hit me up, and I'll show you how deep the rabbit hole really goes.
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    Well I watched John Wick 3 earlier and YouTubed...

    Well I watched John Wick 3 earlier and YouTubed Keanu to see if he actually did the fight scenes and there he was practising fight scenes in a gi at age 53 and he is definitely natty. And what about...
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    Every fight week card someone pulls out.

    Every fight week card someone pulls out.
  • Misc, if you don’t have a dream, how you gonna make a dream come true?

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    I’ve added two inches to my dong by smacking it...

    I’ve added two inches to my dong by smacking it off a towel rail, it hurts like fuc, but stretches it.

    The pain makes me rage so I just hit it harder and harder until it goes numb, but the...
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    http://i.imgur.com/ocbSEus.gif

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  • I remember when he went to Africa on a hunting...

    I remember when he went to Africa on a hunting trip which included fighting the locals.

    https://i.imgur.com/6jtha4k.png
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