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  • Windscreen wipers. After all, it was closest to...

    Windscreen wipers.
    After all, it was closest to the things they are meant to do.
  • Fap or nofap, as long as it's no pr0n, it's okey....

    Fap or nofap, as long as it's no pr0n, it's okey.
    Also why would I fap if I get my D wet 10 times a week?
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    Saw a documentary about him. He's living in a...

    Saw a documentary about him. He's living in a small and old house, still talking about cheapest ways to get good nutrition. Honestly, I feel bad for him, he put in all this work, his whole future and...
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    Once tried to talk with a girl about this...

    Once tried to talk with a girl about this concept. If something is a +10 for person 1's happiness and a -1 for person 2, it should be obvious that this is good in total; also because next time...
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    Where did you go? I make my own pizza's at least...

    Where did you go?
    I make my own pizza's at least once a week and my girl is brewing me limoncello at home, should be ready by next week.
    It's a goat country, but I'm there mostly for work.

    2/10...
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    Lying and forgetting is the only way a women can...

    Lying and forgetting is the only way a women can survive with the personalities most of them have.
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    I was in Italy, but most were tourists. These...

    I was in Italy, but most were tourists.

    These guys were really good looking and yet they got bossed around by their fire-breathing counterparts. So low self esteem seems plausible.

    A lot less...
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    Chad's with 2/10 uglies

    Brb abroad for valentines day
    Brb alone in restaurant surrounded by 50 couples
    Notice many chad's with really ugly girls
    I mean, blue eyed, perfect jawline, 6'4, muscular guys being there with a...
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    forget SoyBoys, welcome DairyFairy

    https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/19496976

    Study shows that we absorb the estrogens in milk, causing decrease in testosterone in men and it can cause early sexual maturation in prepubertal...
  • Just drove 1.5 hours in the worst traffic ever. I...

    Just drove 1.5 hours in the worst traffic ever. I got a manual with one of heaviest clutches around (2005 TD5 defender with heavy duty clutch).
    It's no problem. Your leg hurts the first 2 weeks, but...
  • Finally HR sloots can get fired as the robots...

    Finally HR sloots can get fired as the robots have taken over the most useless job in existence.
  • UPDATE She has become a sucker. Any...

    UPDATE

    She has become a sucker. Any opportunity she has, she will tear open my pants and start putting her lips around me.

    Her last texts:
    - You taste so good... I tasted you yesterday and I...
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    Lol at finishing the inside of your cat's crib...

    Lol at finishing the inside of your cat's crib whilst still having unpainted drywall in your own house...
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    Your toes should point to where you want your...

    Your toes should point to where you want your knees to go. So just point them to where your knees go naturally whilst squatting.
  • Looks like the easiest sloot around. Changes her...

    Looks like the easiest sloot around. Changes her haircolor on a weekly basis, extreme slootvibes and songs about sucking dick.
    Nothanksjef.jpg
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    These are some of the best chitstories I ever...

    These are some of the best chitstories I ever heard...
    Even when very sick, I can hold it in really good. But this one time...

    When I was 12, I was working outside with my younger brother. We...
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    One hour delivery is legit. Whilst you ***s were...

    One hour delivery is legit. Whilst you ***s were discussing I placed my orders.
    https://i.imgur.com/ubYPNBs.png
    This review was right though:
    https://i.imgur.com/Xnj2hrE.png
    Her mother was so...
  • I don't need internet to get pussy...

    I don't need internet to get pussy...
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    Draw me like one of your French boys.

    Draw me like one of your French boys.
  • Never met up with a grill I only met online.

    Never met up with a grill I only met online.
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