Because they are fuking beta
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Because they are fuking beta
[QUOTE=LorasTyrell;954705743]saw thread tittle. burst out laughing. came it to post this and rep op for the awesome laugh i had. cheered me up.[/QUOTE]
dis opie
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Why do I let girls ride me?
Same reason brah.
;D
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Given their metabolism I dont think they give much of a **** about our weight on their backs. A lot of horses seem to be okay with people riding them out of choice, like they know we want to sit on their backs for some reason and figure what the hell.
That and we feed/care for them.
because they've been domesticated, not sure if actually srs
how is babby formed?
****ing lold at thread title and "why the hell are they okay with it?"
[QUOTE=CatFoodbrah;1011817633]a 40 pound backpack isn't "light" when it comes to backpacks.[/QUOTE]
we're speaking muscle here...horse is muscle
200lbs of human muscle....goodnight sweet backpack...40lbs? light weight ****.
one horse got his revenge on humans... and killed mr hands with his cock.
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Da faq?
They like to feel boners of men.
(srs)
I can confirm, I was horse.
more interested in riding this
[youtube]qcGBCWWdSxo[/youtube]
horse: "why do humans give us free food? (srs)"
How many punches would it take to kill a horse ?
[QUOTE=Dreyth;954704563]but really tho. if a horse weighs half a ton and i weigh 200 and sit on it, that's 20% of its weight. thats like me wearing a 40lb backpack. that'd be a fukking bish.
not only that but we tell them where to go and chit and they comply, goddam.[/QUOTE]
u are a human being and it is a horse. no it would not be like you wearing a 40 lb backpack. you are comparing apples to fukin watermelons here lmao.
human muscle =/= horse muscle. think of the fiber density, type of fibers, the anatomy of the horse, the bone density and god knows what else.
[QUOTE=TeddySchorr;1011826053]more interested in riding this
[youtube]qcGBCWWdSxo[/youtube][/QUOTE]
1 cleaver cow, learnt how to ride other cows.
[QUOTE=mistrvi;954702173]because we ride them to places they want to be[/QUOTE]
lmao
they are quite content with their horse cox and need to keep humans happy for the off chance that a HBB lets them go beastiality on them (every horses dream)
[quote=dudebruh;1011826393]horse: "why do humans give us free food? (srs)"[/quote]
lol
****ing hilarious thread.
Keep it coming brahs.
[QUOTE=0tomz0;954703353]because they are perfect for it. literally the perfect design as a transport machine. basically a walking seat, look at that sittable back![/QUOTE]
Complete with sittable back!
if it wasnt horses, it'd be something else like a turtle or some chit.
cuz we're too lazy to fukin walk
alpha human checking in
why did black people let us whip them and pick cotton for the white man? because the whipping tamed them and then they did things for white man, it is almost same thing with horses, any species can be tamed, now black people are wild wild horses and soon the horses we have now will be wild horses again too and roam the prairies.
Horse misc
"omg hot girl just sat on my back wat do?"
"Haay" "Haaay girl"
"no just gimme the hay you stupid bitch. I'm hungry"
Once one horse saw another horse with a man on it's back, they just assumed it was normal.
[QUOTE=BigBert44;954701633]You can ride anything once it has a saddle placed on it. Spurs and whips also teach horses whose boss.[/QUOTE]
That's how I prefer my women.