I think i'm gonna knock my sister out.. Any advice before i do it

My sisters 300lbs and a major whale, femenist douchebag.
Shes 24 and still lives with us at home i'm 17. Recently we moved into a new house, she made me move everything for her while she was on ******** and i did so because thats what families do right, help eachother out. Not only that but i built her bed, painted her new rooms walls, installed air conditioning and put in brand new windows.

So we moved in like a week ago. And today i woke up and went into the kitchen, My sister walks out of her room. And sees me grab one sheet of paper towel to blow my wipe the ants off the counter because she didn't wash her dishes, But first i used it to blow my nose.

She yells "Your wasting money douchebag, You know paper towels are expensive".

I just look at her like "You wot m8" and walk into my room.

Dad comes down and tells me dinner is upstairs, i go up there. Surprisingly my sister ran upstairs so quickly to feed her fatass and i didnt see her go up the stairs. So i simply said "Oh woah, Didnt even notice you get up here haha" she's like "Yeah you should probably get your eyes fixed".

Ticked off i ignore her and get food. Shes sitting there saying "Well if you wernt acting like a baby after i yelled at you this morning and went back into your room you would have noticed me leave"

I dont say anything.. At this point im thinking in my head "Wtf?". So i say "Ok i wont use paper towels that our father bought to use to clean stuff up for cleaning things up anymore"

She gets pissed off saying i'm only 17 and i dont know what its like to have to pay for paper towels.

I say "Stop talking already i'm over it"

I walk outside to go downstairs, The second i leave she screams "You good for nothing aszhole, Learn your place".

... I went and told my dad what happened, He told me not to waste paper towels.


When she comes downstairs i feel like fuking her up srs. What would you do.

CLIFFS:

300+lb femenist whale sister, I do everything for her, Ungratefull
I wake up use paper towel to clean her mess and blow my nose
She yells at me saying i waste money for using a single sheet of paper towels
I ignore and walk back into my room to watch tv
Dad says go upstairs for breakfeast
I go up and sister isthere waiting, trying to argue with me- Calls me a douchebag
Says i'm 17 and don't know the pains of working a job to buy paper towels
I tell her i won't use paper towels anymore
She gets pissed
I tell her to stop talking
I walk outside
She yells calling me an azshole
Dad takes her side

fukkkin raging right now

knock her out srs misc,
if your older brother did that would you phukk him up?
shes a feminist all about being treated equal.


plz OP

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Knock her out and take video!

I feel ya brah
My sister is an pain in the butt too and a whale.
Before knocking her the fuarkk up I would suggest calling her all the ugly names you ever created for her.
Confront her with the fact that she is a fuarking whale and then knock her out cold.
Good luck with that OP hope you beat the **** out of her.

u need to be alpha brah

generation of men raised by women of peace

got mad reading this
dont hit her though, you will probably get yelled at by your father
think of something clever to do like removing one of her bed legs so she'll fall

yeh fuk her. knock her out bra

Dear hodgetwins, should I knock my sister out?

Buy paper towels specifically for general purpose cleaning crew

secretly put strong laxatives in her food and make her go to the toilet all day brah

then when she's busy you mess with her pc and download a virus

Knock her up opie. do it.

Know that feel

stay safe

[QUOTE=Jacked46;1066291101]Dear hodgetwins, should I knock my sister out?[/QUOTE]


^This.
Pls do send them an email

[QUOTE=Baseball111;1066289661]Everytime I see threads like this it makes me glad I don't have a sister[/QUOTE]

lol strong this. they're probably cute to have around until they turn 6, then it's downhill.

Stop being a *******, get a job and your own place and you can then do whatever you like. Arguing with your sister about nothing incidents like this is what children do.

knock your dad out for being a pushover ******* pheminazi and letting her get like that in the first place.

What kind of chair does she sit on?
Tamper with it so that next time her fat ass sits in it, it collapses and completely crumbles
Record
....
Profit and lol

Poor people problems


I wipe my jizz up with half a roll of paper towels you peasant

sounds like your sister needs to get laid...





you know what to do OP.

Pics of body (no need for face), just want to see how big of a whale we're dealing with

Your dad is DOING NOTHING and accepting her? And hes AGAINST YOU in this towel arguement?? The only thing you should kick is yourself, kick yourself out of that house. Wouldnt stand a day with such a liability of a human being

[QUOTE=SKIN__N__BONES;1066291971]Poor people problems


I wipe my jizz up with half a roll of paper towels you peasant[/QUOTE]


^Rofl.

Have you tried growing the fuk up? What a trivial problem

Totally worth punching your sister unconscious..........seriously get a life, these are the things that consume your time and energy?

pics of sister lul

hit her with something op, preferably blunt object to cause death

Turn your wrist in, stay calm, don't jump up or lean on one leg, and swing for the fences. I'm hoping you miss and hook her right in the throat. Might stop her from eating for a year.

dont do stuff anymore for her, or video tape her being an ******* and show her, maybe itll open up your eyes.

She sounds like the type who would report you to the police so iw ouldnt touch her

kill her.