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[QUOTE=steffo99;1184879261]Would you drink a magical whey protein if it increased all your stats by 50% but turned you into a Leprechaun during nighttime?
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/ooXkibe.png[/IMG][/QUOTE]
Would I be able to keep me Lucky Charms?
[img]http://blogs.westword.com/cafesociety/lucky%20charms%20hourglass.jpg[/img]
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Why do they call it Ovaltine? The mug is round. The jar is round. They should call it Roundtine.
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[QUOTE=Frnkd;1184854581]if "our" is hour
why is tour not tower?[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Frnkd;1184855291]if "our" is hour
why is tour not tower?[/QUOTE]
If nobody replied the first time why ask a second time?
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[QUOTE=SP1966;1184903821]If nobody replied the first time why ask a second time?[/QUOTE]
She doesn't know, either...
[IMG]http://i622.photobucket.com/albums/tt310/heidiliz2/confused.jpg[/IMG]
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[QUOTE=Phattso;1184907091]She doesn't know, either...
[IMG]http://i622.photobucket.com/albums/tt310/heidiliz2/confused.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
She looks like the kinda sloot that doesn't no.
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[QUOTE=Karl_Hungus;1184901401]Why do they call it Ovaltine? The mug is round. The jar is round. They should call it Roundtine.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Thats-Gold-Jerry-Gold-Kenny-Bania-Seinfeld-Quote.gif[/img]
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[QUOTE=discdoggie;1184788741]Sometimes when I'm e-listening in on a e-conversation on other groups and sites my e-friends from here are on about the daily goings-on about this place, I'll think "Wow, I really miss that place."
Then I come for a mini lurk and I'm all "WTF?"
[/QUOTE]
We had a thread for people who look younger than they are. I kept waiting for you to drop the hammer. :D
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Why is there a cereal called Grape Nuts, when it contains neither grapes, nor nuts?
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[QUOTE=ricktbaker;1184960931]Why is there a cereal called Grape Nuts, when it contains neither grapes, nor nuts?[/QUOTE]
Its made from grape testicles.
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I figured it out.
They're not tailgating to be Dicks.
They're tailgating to use me as a pace care while they are on the phone.
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"If you want to be a leader, sometimes you have to turn your back to the crowd."
Good, that'll make it easier for me to kick your ass!
Dumb humor for the day...
:D
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[QUOTE=GuyJin;1185106071]"If you want to be a leader, sometimes you have to turn your back to the crowd."
[/QUOTE]
Thanks, Obama.
;)
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[QUOTE=ricktbaker;1184960931]Why is there a cereal called Grape Nuts, when it contains neither grapes, nor nuts?[/QUOTE]
Post believed that sucrose (which he called "grape sugar") formed in the baking process. This, combined with the nutty flavor of the cereal, is said to have inspired its name.
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[img]http://indulgy.net/x6/k3/h9/1759219291638020932jVvI8lRc.jpg[/img]
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[img]http://scontent-a-sjc.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/1477639_2018865331502041_1662929326_n.jpg[/img]
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My internet was down for 4 whole minutes.
I'm O.K. but the 911 operator was a jerk about it.
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I wanted to ask Dear Abie about something, but some idiot in a booth hung up on the other end.
Rude bastage...
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Life is all about ass. You're either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, busting it or trying to get a piece of it.
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2013's New Years Resolution was to stop procrastinating. I've just got just a few more hours to get around to working on it.
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Is it ok to sleep until you are bored with sleeping?
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[QUOTE=dungeonmistress;1185230331]Life is all about ass. You're either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, busting it or trying to get a piece of it.[/QUOTE]
Or avoiding it!
People with really, really large ones should have to make a beeping sound when the back up! LOOK OUT!
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[QUOTE=cowboybiker;1185179631][img]http://scontent-a-sjc.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/1477639_2018865331502041_1662929326_n.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
Where can I get one?
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[QUOTE=ThighoftheTiger;1185314781]Or avoiding it!
People with really, really large ones should have to make a beeping sound when the back up! LOOK OUT![/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/001qCJx.jpg[/IMG]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/BEAzpxk.jpg[/IMG]
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Random Comment:
Chris Conte can eat a dick
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[QUOTE=tomnationwide;1185328791]Random Comment:
Chris Conte can eat a dick[/QUOTE]
Tomnationwide, a man not even a mother could love.
Here come the Yo'Momma jokes...
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For SP
"If our is Hour
Why is tour not tower......."
:D
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SP your'e so smart... ROFL
"What do you call three holes in the ground?"
:d
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[QUOTE=Frnkd;1185386811]For SP
"If our is Hour
Why is tour not tower......."
:D[/QUOTE]
You're the damn teacher...
[QUOTE=Frnkd;1185387571]SP your'e so smart... ROFL
"What do you call three holes in the ground?"
:d[/QUOTE]
I would call them a booby trap, but google says otherwise.
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[QUOTE=steffo99;1185327991][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/001qCJx.jpg[/IMG]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/BEAzpxk.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
Two kinds of people in this world who you can never trust are guys who have never drunk alcohol and guys who don't eat pussy. Think about all the worst *******s you've dealt with in your life and I bet they almost always meet one standard or both.
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[QUOTE=SP1966;1185393751]You're the damn teacher...
I would call them a booby trap, but google says otherwise.[/QUOTE]
Well, Well, Well
ROFL :D