kidney bean shaped things in feces....any help please

Ok, when checking the toilet paper after wiping my bum I often see 1 or a few very small (approx 2-3mm) kidney bean shaped things. They have a hard shell but it is possible to squash them to release a white guwey substance. They look like some kind of seed or egg.

any one noticed this/know what they are?

I thought they were apple pips or something at first but they resemble absolutely nothing I can think of that I eat (knowingly).

If this fails I might find myself performing an autopsy on one of my ****s.

TA!

WOW I was eating my lunch as I read that. Im going to puke. Thats ****ing disgusting. You actually took time to squeeze them? GIve them a taste see how you like it.


Gross stuff

So cliffnotes are: A white gooey substance caked in **** comes out of your ass.

kthxbye

[QUOTE=Hercule]Ok, when checking the toilet paper after wiping my bum I often see 1 or a few very small (approx 2-3mm) kidney bean shaped things. They have a hard shell but it is possible to squash them to release a white guwey substance. They look like some kind of seed or egg.

any one noticed this/know what they are?

I thought they were apple pips or something at first but they resemble absolutely nothing I can think of that I eat (knowingly).

If this fails I might find myself performing an autopsy on one of my ****s.

TA![/QUOTE]

If they look like Rice that has been boiled for too long, and have just a slight curve to them... Then it sounds like the egg release of a tape worm...

Meaning you might have an adult tapeworm living somewhere in your digestive tract... It's come to sexual maturity and is releasing it's eggs to further propogate... And what you're finding are the ones that died in your digestive juices, but the caritaneous (sp?) shell is holding them together. (Much like when a bear eats blueberries.)

It's also possible that you have a pin worm or trachina (sp?) infestation in your large intestine, and that you are expelling the loose ones who are in transition.

****

Granted that's just what I learned during my 5 years working an afterschool job for a vet that specialized in Parasatites.


Uh... So I would go to the doctor if I were you...

Drink some soda, it will help kill off the worms.

wow that cant be healthy

*vomits*

This thread will haunt my nightmares for years

WHY are you playing with your ****?

apparently u eat/drink stuff that is flushing ur liver and gallbladder

[url]http://www.ghchealth.com/liver-and-gallbladder-flush.html?gclid=COuQ0Kfh0oQCFRMHHgodrjAriw[/url]

[url]http://www.curezone.com/cleanse/liver/huldas_recipe.asp[/url]

is that it?

ROFL U SQUEEZED UR **** PARTICLES AND JIZZ CAME OUT

Good luck with that...

sounds like you've got "teh GheY", best of luck with that

[QUOTE=Hercule]Ok, when checking the toilet paper after wiping my bum I often see 1 or a few very small (approx 2-3mm) kidney bean shaped things. They have a hard shell but it is possible to squash them to release a white guwey substance. They look like some kind of seed or egg.

any one noticed this/know what they are?

I thought they were apple pips or something at first but they resemble absolutely nothing I can think of that I eat (knowingly).

If this fails I might find myself performing an autopsy on one of my ****s.

TA![/QUOTE]
[url]http://www.healthatoz.com/healthatoz/Atoz/ency/tapeworm_diseases.jsp[/url]

This thread is useless without pics (ya rly).
[img]http://www.astrographics.com/GalleryPrints/Display/GP2104.jpg[/img]
Here is mommy.

[img]http://wdfw.wa.gov/wlm/regions/reg5/graphics/tapeworm.jpg[/img]
They can get up to 80 feet long, but are usually around 20.

If this IS a tapeworm infection, what you are seeing are segments of the worm - as the worm grows longer, it grows new tail segments, each containing a reproductive system. The segments break off, carrying in the feces a sac of tapeworm eggs. You can see them in the stool, about the size of a grain of rice and of various shapes. Might want to go to a doctor...

[QUOTE=types_with_fist][url]http://www.healthatoz.com/healthatoz/Atoz/ency/tapeworm_diseases.jsp[/url]

This thread is useless without pics (ya rly).
[img]http://www.astrographics.com/GalleryPrints/Display/GP2104.jpg[/img]
Here is mommy.

[img]http://wdfw.wa.gov/wlm/regions/reg5/graphics/tapeworm.jpg[/img]
They can get up to 80 feet long, but are usually around 20.

If this IS a tapeworm infection, what you are seeing are segments of the worm - as the worm grows longer, it grows new tail segments, each containing a reproductive system. The segments break off, carrying in the feces a sac of tapeworm eggs. You can see them in the stool, about the size of a grain of rice and of various shapes. Might want to go to a doctor...[/QUOTE]

lol your ganna scare the **** out of him..literally!


(informative)

[QUOTE=Hercule]Ok, when checking the toilet paper after wiping my bum I often see 1 or a few very small (approx 2-3mm) kidney bean shaped things. They have a hard shell but it is possible to squash them to release a white guwey substance. They look like some kind of seed or egg.

any one noticed this/know what they are?

I thought they were apple pips or something at first but they resemble absolutely nothing I can think of that I eat (knowingly).

If this fails I might find myself performing an autopsy on one of my ****s.

TA![/QUOTE]

You probably have a tapeworm or some other intestinal parasite.

Go to the doctor. It's not life threatening, but it WILL mooch off of your food.

[QUOTE=Hercule]Ok, when checking the toilet paper after wiping my bum I often see 1 or a few very small (approx 2-3mm) kidney bean shaped things. They have a hard shell but it is possible to squash them to release a white guwey substance. They look like some kind of seed or egg.

any one noticed this/know what they are?

I thought they were apple pips or something at first but they resemble absolutely nothing I can think of that I eat (knowingly).

If this fails I might find myself performing an autopsy on one of my ****s.

TA![/QUOTE]


3 options

1) Put a 'log' into a clear plastic cup and cover it w/saran wrap and put a rubber band around the outside so nothing can get in (or out). If you see something moving in there after afew days, go to number 2 (not do #2)

2) Go see a F'in bunghole doctor. You have something in your cornholio.

3) Ask your boyfriend if he has any "diseases" that you need to know about or maybe it's just dried 'JISM' pellets.

Good Luck

Someone **** on the coats

Well that's about enough of this.

Go to the Doctor.