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Coach Boudreaux Ok, this is the last one, for now.
The coaches from St. Landry Louisiana parish went to a coaches retreat and to save money, they had to room two to a room. No one wanted to room with Coach Boudreaux because he snored. They decided to be fair, they'd take turns so each of them only had to share a room with him one night.
Coach Fontenot shared a room with him the first night. The next morning he goes to breakfast with his hair a mess, eyes all blood shot. The other two ask, "Man, was it that bad?" He say, "Man, that Boudreaux snore so loud, I watched him all night."
The next night was Guidry's turn. In the morning, the same thing - hair all standing up, eyes all blood shot. They say, "Man, it must have been bad, you look awful!" He said, "Man, that Boudreaux shook the roof. I watched him all night."
The third night was Coach Doucet's turn. The next morning he came to breakfast bright eyed and bushy tailed. He said, "Good morning."
Fontenot and Guidry can't believe it, "Man, what happened?"
"Well, we got ready for bed, I went over, tucked Boudreaux into bed and kissed him good night. He watched me all night long."
The Mongolian Death Grip!
The Russian wrestling team came to America looking to win every match to be played. The largest Russian on the team, a real heavy weight known for creaming all his opponents, had a move called The Mongolian Death-grip. When it was the heavy-weight American’s turn to take on this huge Russian Bear, the coach told him to be careful, and “Whatever happens, don’t let him get you in the Mongolian Death-grip!”
The referee gets the 2 warriors together, bang goes the bell and in less than 30 seconds the American is wrapped into a pretzel, victim of the Mongolian Death-grip. The coach is tremendously disappointed, turns away from the match shaking his head. He knows the poor American is a goner. All of a sudden, the crowd erupts with cheers and applause. The coach turns around and can’t believe his eyes! The American has pinned the Russian and 1, 2, 3 he wins the match! As the American approaches the coach, the coach screams, “Oh my God, how did you get out of the Mongolian Death-grip? No one has every gotten out of that hold before.” The wrestler replies, “Well coach, you see, there I was, all twisted up like a pretzel. I was really hurting, it was tough to breathe and I knew I wasn’t going to last much longer. I looked up and there they were, the biggest set of testicles you have ever seen, only inches away from my mouth. Figuring I had nothing to loose, I just reached up and bit down as hard as I could!”
The coach replies, and THAT is how you overpowered the Russian huh? “Yep replied the wrestler. You’d be amazed how much strength you can generate when you bite your own nuts!” :D