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[QUOTE=PKRSHRK17;976929753]whever i see guys working out in a wife-beater and a shirt cut down the sides with some stupid snapback or fitted hat turned sideways like its a ***damn fashion show.....and god forbid you ever see one of these guys actually break a sweat..... cracks me up. like.....what are you even doing bro?[/QUOTE]maybe if you were training harder you wouldnt notice what im wearing
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Ive been working graveyards lately and am usually sleep deprived and jacked on pre workouts at the gym. Unfortunately when I'm in my zone NOTHING makes me laugh. People who get in my way or line of vision generally piss me off. I seem to get the best workouts when I channel my rage. Weird? I dunno.
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[QUOTE=Keltron;976920183]I'm a trainer and someone farts at least once a month. And I mean loud enough to where we both know what happened. Its so awkward. It usually happens when they're trying to squeeze out that last pull up. One guy did it mid-burpee and the most recent one was while deadlifting. I just ignore it and remember that as awkward as it feels for me, it's probably 10x worse for them lol.
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LMAO if you think farting is embarrassing. I took a pelvic floor training class a few months back. It's a mix of yoga & pilates designed to strengthen the pelvic floor. There's one section where you lay on your back and then take a swiss ball, hold between your feet, pull up on the pelvic floor muscles and hold them while lifting your legs straight up into like a v sit up. If you do it wrong or let go and re tighten it can cause air to pull into the vagina... and then you get cooter farting mid class.
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[QUOTE=grace_ou;976933863]LMAO if you think farting is embarrassing. I took a pelvic floor training class a few months back. It's a mix of yoga & pilates designed to strengthen the pelvic floor. There's one section where you lay on your back and then take a swiss ball, hold between your feet, pull up on the pelvic floor muscles and hold them while lifting your legs straight up into like a v sit up. If you do it wrong or let go and re tighten it can cause air to pull into the vagina... and then you get cooter farting mid class.[/QUOTE]
Oh my!! Now that would be worse than a butt fart!
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[QUOTE=danap3681;976939963]Oh my!! Now that would be worse than a butt fart![/QUOTE]
Yeah but the classes are women only and the instructors are women and they do warn you that it happens, mostly to beginners or anyone not paying attention. It's still embarrassing though and everybody laughs cause really what else can you do.
It just happens sometimes when you mix the pelvic floor exercises with ab exercises.
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[QUOTE=grace_ou;976942333]Yeah but the classes are women only and the instructors are women and they do warn you that it happens, mostly to beginners or anyone not paying attention. It's still embarrassing though and everybody laughs cause really what else can you do.
It just happens sometimes when you mix the pelvic floor exercises with ab exercises.[/QUOTE]
lol brb taking that class and making fun of women letting out queefs lol
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What honestly makes me laugh? When i see women looking so dolled up at the gym. There's this one girl i see often at the gym. Her hair is curled, she smells like she just put body spray on, and a face full of make up. I've never seen her actually workout. I've only see her walk around looking at the guys and talk to people she knows. Hahah
I say, if you still look good, you obviously didnt work out to your tooth off!
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There was a guy sitting in the gym cafe eating a McDonalds take out meal last night. That definitely made me laugh.
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The women walking on the treadmill talking about what they can splurge on at lunch cause they worked out today
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[QUOTE=dsm246;976990853]There was a guy sitting in the gym cafe eating a McDonalds take out meal last night. That definitely made me laugh.[/QUOTE]brb normally would laugh but saw big al doing that **** after benching 500lbs for reps
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People working out in jeans and sandals.
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[QUOTE=NotBigEnough206;976928743]the locker room is full of old men and their balls, seriously they walk around naked, they lift their nuts up and dry them with the hair blower, standing there talking to another old man, both naked, one has his leg up on the bench and nuts all out, like no big deal. WTF I have to run in there take a leak and run out asap, I dont want to see that.[/QUOTE]
This seems to happen everywhere.... It's like WTF d00ds take your shower/dry up and get dressed... Gotta watch out you don't start tripping over balls all over the floor otw to take a piss....
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Two guys kneeling on opposite sides of one bench with their forearms laid over it frantically curling their wrists with 5 lb dumbbells in unison.
People who lay on their back and move their legs around in the air like they are on an invisible bicycle...with no resistance.
To be fair, I am also an object of amusement some days. Like today when I decided that I thought the olympic bar at the bench that was available was a different size than the standard one (it had larger ends!) and I picked it up to switch it for a 45 lb one on another bench and let the end hit another machine, making a sound like a gong. All, of course, only to find that the larger bar was possibly lighter, if anything.
I also run funny. I hate getting the treadmills in front of the mirrors.
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[QUOTE=trainingforlife;977049513]This seems to happen everywhere.... It's like WTF d00ds take your shower/dry up and get dressed... Gotta watch out you don't start tripping over balls all over the floor otw to take a piss....[/QUOTE]
Exactly man and I dont understand how these old dudes think its all normal and fine to walk around and display your balls.
I was at a sink one day trying to wash my hands and face after a workout, took my shirt off and this old guy comes up and says, wow, butt naked. Comes up to the sink and his nuts were literally on the sink, under his big old gut.
I looked at him, looked down at his nuts on the counter and thought I should punch his nuts in to the counter but walked off on to the next sink.
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[QUOTE=Kemo1990;977012873]brb normally would laugh but saw big al doing that **** after benching 500lbs for reps[/QUOTE]
Can promise you this guy had not just benched 500lbs.
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[QUOTE=NotBigEnough206;976919533]
sad saw an old man die in the locker room, medics tried their best with cpr and aed but he died right there in front of me, stayed there and made sure no one came in the locker room to give the medics some space.[/QUOTE]
Well that's sad! :(
waaaait a minute... you included this on the list of things that makes you laugh?
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[QUOTE=resilience5241;977052393]Well that's sad! :(
waaaait a minute... you included this on the list of things that makes you laugh?[/QUOTE]
no that didnt make me laugh, it was pretty sad though, poor old guy clocked out on the floor of a locker room.
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[QUOTE=NotBigEnough206;977051363]Exactly man and I dont understand how these old dudes think its all normal and fine to walk around and display your balls.
I was at a sink one day trying to wash my hands and face after a workout, took my shirt off and this old guy comes up and says, wow, butt naked. Comes up to the sink and his nuts were literally on the sink, under his big old gut.
I looked at him, looked down at his nuts on the counter and thought I should punch his nuts in to the counter but walked off on to the next sink.[/QUOTE]
ROFL. That's just nasty....
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[QUOTE=resilience5241;977052393]Well that's sad! :(
waaaait a minute... you included this on the list of things that makes you laugh?[/QUOTE]
^^ This. My trainer made me stop a set for the first time ever because apparently it looked like I was going to die. That's kinda funny. But actually dying - not so much funny.
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How is it that the last 2 threads I started turn into the "old naked balls" thread? Wtf?!
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[QUOTE=Wtuttle;977086903]How is it that the last 2 threads I started turn into the "old naked balls" thread? Wtf?![/QUOTE]
LOL just how it is in the male locker rooms, Im pretty sure you get bunch of HBB running around in sexy VS panties rubbing each others boobies right in the female locker room?
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OK... took this video a few months back. It was so cliche, I just had to. This was just a snip, but it lasted about 20 minutes.
[youtube]kSjiYM4Pix0[/youtube]
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[QUOTE=acrawlingchaos;977094333]OK... took this video a few months back. It was so cliche, I just had to. This was just a snip, but it lasted about 20 minutes.
[youtube]kSjiYM4Pix0[/youtube][/QUOTE]
Which one were you ACC?
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[QUOTE=Wyomann;977097033]Which one were you ACC?[/QUOTE]
I'm going to guess red shorts.
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[QUOTE=Wyomann;977097033]Which one were you ACC?[/QUOTE]Why? Do you want to know which one to fap to?
[QUOTE=Musc1eBound;977103673]I'm going to guess red shorts.[/QUOTE]No manlet here!
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Lol
Kevin he is a gym fly who thinks he is hot and all he does is swing weights and the chicken she is a burn carrot who wears full male up who follow guys around and is funny seen them rolling eyes while she dance in front of them
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[QUOTE=KattiaSixx;977106833]Kevin he is a gym fly who thinks he is hot and all he does is swing weights and the chicken she is a burn carrot who wears full male up who follow guys around and is funny seen them rolling eyes while she dance in front of them[/QUOTE]
Please tell me your intoxicated.
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[QUOTE=Musc1eBound;977108643]Please tell me your intoxicated.[/QUOTE]its not funny sir. Maybe nobody learned her how to spoke English
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My fav is when a sloot runs on the treadmill in booty shorts, with her butt cheeks hanging out. The sloot isn't what makes me giggle cause i dont have a lot of respect for girls that come to the gym to "put on a show" and not put in any real work. But I love watching all the guys try to come up with reasons to wander behind her, or even better are the ones the dgaf and stand directly behind and don't even blink. Some men are such easily distracted, simple creatures sometimes haha.
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[QUOTE=CaliSun;977148363]My fav is when a sloot runs on the treadmill in booty shorts, with her butt cheeks hanging out. The sloot isn't what makes me giggle cause i dont have a lot of respect for girls that come to the gym to "put on a show" and not put in any real work. But I love watching all the guys try to come up with reasons to wander behind her, or even better are the ones the dgaf and stand directly behind and don't even blink. Some men are such easily distracted, simple creatures sometimes haha.[/QUOTE]
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I was deeply immersed in my shoulder workout last night and there is this 19 year old girl that works out in my gym. She is about 5'10 120 pounds, and yes she actually lifts. I was the [I]only[/I] person on the gym floor (Hammer Strength Shrugs) and she managed to walk ALL THE WAY over to where I was and looked up at me as she crossed my path, then kept going....it doesnt make me chuckle and I'm also not sure if she likes me or just wants attention hahaha