** Official Nintendo Switch Thread - Nintendo Is Back Edition

[QUOTE=Clickbait;1485052171]lol @ paid online
lol @ no voicechat
lol @ needing a smartphone app for matchmaking and voice chat online
lol @ launching with no browser, or netflix or youtube
lol @ no headphone jack on the pro controller
lol @ not bundling 1-2 switch ala wii sports
lol @ no virtual console at launch
lol @ 32GB storage
lol @ $110 dollar controller

just fuking lol @ Nintendo.
I might buy it down the line if they can fix some of this but god damn they really **** the bed on a few massively important issues[/QUOTE]

Lol, just Lol. This is the thread for people who are interested in the switch. Go cry somewhere else.

[QUOTE=Dave4585;1485054971]This, there was another preview from a different site where the guy said he got to the first dungeon after 25 hours of playing.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=batspoof;1485054441]I've been hearing that the story only lasts 20 hours if you do the bare minimum required to progress through the game. There's a ****tonne of side quests that aren't pivotal to the main story and endless amounts of stuff you can find by exploring the vast world. There are also alternate endings; which ending you will get will depend on how much you put into the game/which side quests you complete. This is a game where you can do everything at your own pace, and there's an endless amount of things to do and see. The game can last however long you want it to.[/QUOTE]

Yea I'm sure the world is massive and even if its filled with good things to do, I still prefer a longer main campaign. just seems like the story cant be that strong with 20 hours, compare to past games. 6-7 dungeons would be better in IMO

OK what happens after people beat Zelda?

There is nothing on this system worthwhile to even have or even to look forward to.

What will people do with their systems at that point?

[QUOTE=waytoodeep03;1485090321]OK what happens after people beat Zelda?

There is nothing on this system worthwhile to even have or even to look forward to.

What will people do with their systems at that point?[/QUOTE]
Play the other games you don't think are worth playing. Wait a couple weeks for the next game. What does everyone do when they beat a game?

[img]https://i.imgur.com/aJkiSnR.gif[/img]

Link tryna blow up the explosives with the bow and arrow and it backfires... big league

[QUOTE=Bladebruh;1485103971]Play the other games you don't think are worth playing. Wait a couple weeks for the next game. What does everyone do when they beat a game?[/QUOTE]

except there are none.

This is why the switch will go the way of the wii u. It just becomes a paper weight after one main game.

[QUOTE=waytoodeep03;1485114521]except there are none.

This is why the switch will go the way of the wii u. It just becomes a paper weight after one main game.[/QUOTE]

I'm guessing people buying it have other systems to play, if you're concerned about the amount of games you wouldn't buy any system at launch. I'm not sure why people are pretending otherwise. Personally I'm getting switch for the Nintendo exclusive games, so after Zelda there's Xenoblade, Splatoon, and some others but I'll probably wait until Mario

If you are concerned about games not being out how about you wait until the games you want are out...? I'm waiting for a few more games to release before I pick up my Switch and I can then pick up a few games right away.

[QUOTE=Miraak;1485193741]If you are concerned about games not being out how about you wait until the games you want are out...? I'm waiting for a few more games to release before I pick up my Switch and I can then pick up a few games right away.[/QUOTE]

which games?

For me, there's nothing to lose by buying one now and just getting the games as they come out

[QUOTE=rocketfish;1485105371][img]https://i.imgur.com/aJkiSnR.gif[/img]

Link tryna blow up the explosives with the bow and arrow and it backfires... big league[/QUOTE]

hnnnnnngh

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^^ presentation for indie developers. good for the indies to get a platform to present.

[QUOTE=rocketfish;1484803371]If you are looking for a console at launch, target and walmart are claiming to have extras since they get pallet shipments (gamestop might, but it might just be 1 or 2)[/QUOTE]
Thanks bro I will be checking it out

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Awesome, gonna have to catch this

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Nice. Love me some indie games.

[QUOTE=rocketfish;1485059831]

[img]http://i.imgur.com/4bZnX4r.gif[/img]

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[QUOTE=rocketfish;1485105371][img]https://i.imgur.com/aJkiSnR.gif[/img]

Link tryna blow up the explosives with the bow and arrow and it backfires... big league[/QUOTE]



I didn't realize Dark Souls was coming out on the Switch

Hate to double post but...

Just found out the Switch doesn't have Bluetooth support, feels bad mane. Love my bluetooth earbuds, feels like the quality is so much better than most chord-based ear buds.

Wish we were given a timeline on Nintendo's product releases, I'd hate for them to release a 2nd model this year that supports things like Bluetooth.

[QUOTE=Bruthar;1485326511]
Wish we were given a timeline on Nintendo's product releases, I'd hate for them to release a 2nd model this year that supports things like Bluetooth.[/QUOTE]

theres no way they're coming out with a new model this year, but even if they did they have no incentive to announce that now

[QUOTE=jamesbwbevis;1485329821]theres no way they're coming out with a new model this year, but even if they did they have no incentive to announce that now[/QUOTE]

The switch has USB-C right?

Maybe someone can use a Bluetooth USB-C dongle on it?

[QUOTE=Clickbait;1485052171]lol @ paid online
lol @ no voicechat
lol @ needing a smartphone app for matchmaking and voice chat online
lol @ launching with no browser, or netflix or youtube
lol @ no headphone jack on the pro controller
lol @ not bundling 1-2 switch ala wii sports
lol @ no virtual console at launch
lol @ 32GB storage
lol @ $110 dollar controller

just fuking lol @ Nintendo.
I might buy it down the line if they can fix some of this but god damn they really **** the bed on a few massively important issues[/QUOTE]

paid online, who cares... same with netflix, browser etc.

but phuck, i didn't know all of that other chit they forgot. Honestly was pumped to buy my first Nintendo console since n64.

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[QUOTE=Clickbait;1485052171]lol @ paid online
lol @ no voicechat
lol @ needing a smartphone app for matchmaking and voice chat online
lol @ launching with no browser, or netflix or youtube
lol @ no headphone jack on the pro controller
lol @ not bundling 1-2 switch ala wii sports
lol @ no virtual console at launch
lol @ 32GB storage
lol @ $110 dollar controller

just fuking lol @ Nintendo.
I might buy it down the line if they can fix some of this but god damn they really **** the bed on a few massively important issues[/QUOTE]

I just imagine the costs they could've cut if they ditched this joycon crap and just went straight console

[QUOTE=waytoodeep03;1485336081]I just imagine the costs they could've cut if they ditched this joycon crap and just went straight console[/QUOTE]

and be like every other generic console? nintendo innovate. i guess you wish they didn't create the analogue stick for the n64 which the PS copied and is now the standard today?

[QUOTE=Clickbait;1485052171]lol @ paid online [/quote]

Yeah because none of the other consoles charge for online play. Server maintenance is totally free globally. We all know this. Duh! /s

[quote]lol @ no voicechat[/quote]

Believe me, no one wants to hear the retarded **** you say anyway.

[quote]lol @ needing a smartphone app for matchmaking and voice chat online[/quote]

Well damn this is just a deal-breaker. I mean no one has a smart-phone these days.

[quote]lol @ launching with no browser, or netflix or youtube[/quote]

Duuuude! Tell me about it! Here i was thinking, ****...i hate using my computer or smart-tv for netflix/internet browsing. I really wanted to buy a new device that would let me do that on top of all the other **** i have. Never mind the ability to buy a $30 chrome cast. **** I guess the Switch isn't worth it because you can't google d!ck-pics and watch Cheetah girls on Netflix. Im with you.

[quote]lol @ no headphone jack on the pro controller[/quote]

Another really important thing here. **** if only the portable console had a headphone jack you could use. I guess ill just have to play the game on silent and not on my surround sound system - you know...becasue its 2017.

[quote]lol @ not bundling 1-2 switch ala wii sports[/quote]

I honestly dont even have a joke to make about people who really give a **** about those gimmick games. When I got my Wii i never even took WiiSports out of the case. Why would I? What are you like a child or something? Ill get you that zoo vr game so you can raise digital puppies and tigers.

[quote]lol @ no virtual console at launch[/quote]

OH NO! NO VIRTUAL CONSOLE? **** man...its not like you can just google any emulator you want, and then google any rom you want with a usb controller or anything. You are waiting for the switch to play the classics. Totally makes sense.

[quote]lol @ 32GB storage[/quote]

Games will be on cartridges. They will load faster than cds. The ssd storage on the switch is a lot more expensive than the slow-ass hdd's on other consoles. But yeah man i feel ya...you need that extra storage for those d!ck-pics from the browser question earlier.

[quote]lol @ $110 dollar controller[/quote]

Pro controller costs $70. Xbox one and ps4 controllers also cost $70. Not really sure what point you are trying to make here.

[quote]just fuking lol @ Nintendo.
I might buy it down the line if they can fix some of this but god damn they really **** the bed on a few [b]massively important issues[/b][/QUOTE]

Massively important to you*

[QUOTE=izzyman321;1485339971]Yeah because none of the other consoles charge for online play. Server maintenance is totally free globally. We all know this. Duh! /s



Believe me, no one wants to hear the retarded **** you say anyway.



Well damn this is just a deal-breaker. I mean no one has a smart-phone these days.



Duuuude! Tell me about it! Here i was thinking, ****...i hate using my computer or smart-tv for netflix/internet browsing. I really wanted to buy a new device that would let me do that on top of all the other **** i have. Never mind the ability to buy a $30 chrome cast. **** I guess the Switch isn't worth it because you can't google d!ck-pics and watch Cheetah girls on Netflix. Im with you.



Another really important thing here. **** if only the portable console had a headphone jack you could use. I guess ill just have to play the game on silent and not on my surround sound system - you know...becasue its 2017.



I honestly dont even have a joke to make about people who really give a **** about those gimmick games. When I got my Wii i never even took WiiSports out of the case. Why would I? What are you like a child or something? Ill get you that zoo vr game so you can raise digital puppies and tigers.



OH NO! NO VIRTUAL CONSOLE? **** man...its not like you can just google any emulator you want, and then google any rom you want with a usb controller or anything. You are waiting for the switch to play the classics. Totally makes sense.



Games will be on cartridges. They will load faster than cds. The ssd storage on the switch is a lot more expensive than the slow-ass hdd's on other consoles. But yeah man i feel ya...you need that extra storage for those d!ck-pics from the browser question earlier.



Pro controller costs $70. Xbox one and ps4 controllers also cost $70. Not really sure what point you are trying to make here.



Massively important to you*[/QUOTE]

Hey man are you a Nintendo fan by any chance?

[QUOTE=Flognutz;1485340581]Hey man are you a Nintendo fan by any chance?[/QUOTE]

Sure. But I really dont care about any of it. I just have my Zelda goggles on. D[i]i[/i]ck is about to explode waiting for Friday.

[QUOTE=izzyman321;1485339971]
I honestly dont even have a joke to make about people who really give a **** about those gimmick games. When I got my Wii i never even took WiiSports out of the case. Why would I? What are you like a child or something? Ill get you that zoo vr game so you can raise digital puppies and tigers.

Pro controller costs $70. Xbox one and ps4 controllers also cost $70. Not really sure what point you are trying to make here.

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agreed about the lack of an included game. who gives a fuk about that gimmick nonsense. its not like they're going to include zelda or something. If you want to play 1-2 switch that badly, lol.

The controller is normal price, but the difference is that the playstation and xb come with a normal controller for free as well. The switch only has the gimmick controller, so you HAVE to spend the cash if you want a normal one. I think they should have included one

[QUOTE=jamesbwbevis;1485341091]agreed about the lack of an included game. who gives a fuk about that gimmick nonsense. its not like they're going to include zelda or something. If you want to play 1-2 switch that badly, lol.

The controller is normal price, but the difference is that the playstation and xb come with a normal controller for free as well. The switch only has the gimmick controller, so you HAVE to spend the cash if you want a normal one. I think they should have included one[/QUOTE]

Doesn't it come with the slot thing so you can slide the joy-cons in? Why is this not considered a normal controller? Its normal for the console IMO. And honestly the Xbox fanboys are the only ones that should be allowed to complain about the controller since the xbox controller is the epitome of comfort. I have a playstation 4 and the controller is absolutely atrocious. Literally one of the worst designs for a controller.

But I guess i see what you are saying.

[QUOTE=izzyman321;1485339971]Yeah because none of the other consoles charge for online play. Server maintenance is totally free globally. We all know this. Duh! /s



Believe me, no one wants to hear the retarded **** you say anyway.



Well damn this is just a deal-breaker. I mean no one has a smart-phone these days.



Duuuude! Tell me about it! Here i was thinking, ****...i hate using my computer or smart-tv for netflix/internet browsing. I really wanted to buy a new device that would let me do that on top of all the other **** i have. Never mind the ability to buy a $30 chrome cast. **** I guess the Switch isn't worth it because you can't google d!ck-pics and watch Cheetah girls on Netflix. Im with you.



Another really important thing here. **** if only the portable console had a headphone jack you could use. I guess ill just have to play the game on silent and not on my surround sound system - you know...becasue its 2017.



I honestly dont even have a joke to make about people who really give a **** about those gimmick games. When I got my Wii i never even took WiiSports out of the case. Why would I? What are you like a child or something? Ill get you that zoo vr game so you can raise digital puppies and tigers.



OH NO! NO VIRTUAL CONSOLE? **** man...its not like you can just google any emulator you want, and then google any rom you want with a usb controller or anything. You are waiting for the switch to play the classics. Totally makes sense.



Games will be on cartridges. They will load faster than cds. The ssd storage on the switch is a lot more expensive than the slow-ass hdd's on other consoles. But yeah man i feel ya...you need that extra storage for those d!ck-pics from the browser question earlier.



Pro controller costs $70. Xbox one and ps4 controllers also cost $70. Not really sure what point you are trying to make here.



Massively important to you*[/QUOTE]

this is known in the industry as, "intellectual checkmate"

[QUOTE=waytoodeep03;1485114521]except there are none.

This is why the switch will go the way of the wii u. It just becomes a paper weight after one main game.[/QUOTE]

Played my Wii u more than my Xbox One. On it beat Wind waker, twilight princess, Mario 3d, donkey kong tropical freeze, mass effect 3, Mario Kart. Zombi U was fun but never finished it

All those were good. Actually liked Donkey Kong a lot, was really hard, sent me into many rages after dying like 200 times in the same spot.

On my Xone basically played a lot of fallout 4 and GTA

[QUOTE=AWillis;1485338981]and be like every other generic console? nintendo innovate. i guess you wish they didn't create the analogue stick for the n64 which the PS copied and is now the standard today?[/QUOTE]

Nintendo hasn't innovated chit. They keep trying the same crap and it just doesn't stick.

Wii Motion Control - Fail
Wii U motion controls - Fail
Switch motion control - Will Fail

These fools have literally been this stubborn to try the same failed concept 3 times now. People don't want gimmicks. They want games.


Nintendo would be better off resurrecting old games like Contra, Megaman, CastleVania, Toe Jam and Earl etc than keep pouring money into stuff that doesn't work.

[QUOTE=waytoodeep03;1485346241]Nintendo hasn't innovated chit. They keep trying the same crap and it just doesn't stick.

Wii Motion Control - Fail
Wii U motion controls - Fail
Switch motion control - Will Fail

These fools have literally been this stubborn to try the same failed concept 3 times now. People don't want gimmicks. [b]They want games.[/b]


Nintendo would be better off resurrecting old games like Contra, Megaman, CastleVania, Toe Jam and Earl etc than keep pouring money into stuff that doesn't work.[/QUOTE]

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