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Or this
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Or this
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send a pic of poverty ghost and claim its you
you can say whatever you want to sloots if you're a chad and get laid, try getting this to work being below a 7/10
do you srsly think one line will get them to come over and bang you? what do you say when they come over? just keep repeating the line?
[QUOTE=Maxamanius;1520050281]you can say whatever you want to sloots if you're a chad and get laid, try getting this to work being below a 7/10[/QUOTE]
If you're a timothy you could still try it out on some whales and linda's/edith's.
[QUOTE=krawZe;1520050331]do you srsly think one line will get them to come over and bang you? what do you say when they come over? just keep repeating the line?[/QUOTE]
if you're a social autist then this line will not help you
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Nice one OP.. your own idea or did you rip it from somewhere?
[QUOTE=HeroesFall;1520051051]Nice one OP.. your own idea or did you rip it from somewhere?[/QUOTE]
Wish it was mine but I saw it somewhere a long time ago. Never saw it used much though so I figured i'd share it with the misc so we can all benefit from this untapped pickup line
frighteningly relevant thread is frighteningly relevant. just had the weirdest bumble opening from a girl not long ago then saw this thread which applies perfectly. will report results.
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I'm glad I'm old and married. I can't believe we've evolved to a point where people just spam variations of "wanna fuk?" to dozens of strangers each day.
in for results
[QUOTE=DaddysGotANew45;1520052101]So she never responded??[/QUOTE]
Did I not say "will report results"? sent the message literally 13minutes ago.
[QUOTE=Fuqdatass;1520052211]I'm glad I'm old and married. I can't believe we've evolved to a point where people just spam variations of "wanna fuk?" to dozens of strangers each day.[/QUOTE]
The worst part is, it's actually effective. I don't normally open with "wanna fuk" but within a day of back and forth you can bed probably 1 out of every 8 of these girls on these apps. goodnight sweet human race.
Sent it out to 10 matches.... and now we wait
[QUOTE=krawZe;1520050331]do you srsly think one line will get them to come over and bang you? [B]what do you say when they come over? just keep repeating the line?[/B][/QUOTE]
can't speak for others here but that is my plan
[center]lmao ayyyyy winnar. reps on charge opee.
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2 replies within about 10 minutes of sending out the message
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lmao @ ^^you^^ getting trolled brah.
too spooky for you mother phucker!
This threads usually provide some lulz but also tend to end up with miscers in the same city, hitting the same sloot with the same line
[QUOTE=W1LLW;1520051841]frighteningly relevant thread is frighteningly relevant. just had the weirdest bumble opening from a girl not long ago then saw this thread which applies perfectly. will report results.
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your delivery here seems forced and awkward. the OP was much smoother.
[QUOTE=LMAOatYou;1520054421]2 replies within about 10 minutes of sending out the message
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is she bent over in her profile pic?
Texted it to my wife
She said "Who the fuk is Annabelle?'
Need a good lawyer now
Ask her if she's a gobblin tonight
Gobblin your cawk
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Stay safe poverty ghost
3rd
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not a whole lot to work with for me. I am sure if I was a chad they would be far more receptive and reply back in a sexual way
[QUOTE=XOneAndOnlyX;1520055111]too spooky for you mother phucker![/QUOTE]
shes a classy broad for sure
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[QUOTE=derkerkjerk;1520055461]is she bent over in her profile pic?[/QUOTE]
yes. Id post the pic but shes bent over in a bunch of weed plants(CO crew)
Now someone say:
"You'd make a good goblin for Halloween"
Will rep
[QUOTE=Bigdumogre;1520055531]Texted it to my wife
She said "Who the fuk is Annabelle?'
Need a good lawyer now[/QUOTE]
I laff'd.
"For Halloween I want to paint you green and spank you like a disobedient avocado"
Works every time.
[center]that'll do misc, that'll do
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[QUOTE=W1LLW;1520060751][center]that'll do misc, that'll do
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You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to W1LLW again.
Saving spot in thread to posts results
i've typed james franco wink into tinder and bumble so many times that my keyboard predicted it it when i typed 'j' for a bit lol