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[QUOTE=forthenoodz;1448489423]how does he get away with this?
brb becoming old and asian to make use of my new found TAICHI and massage abilities to rub 20 year old girls all over[/QUOTE]
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i know what im doing in my free time when i retire
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lmao just fukin lmao
move over chad and tyrone, luo dong is coming to steal your women
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I'm losing my chit in here
brb 16:45 "my hamstring right here" (points at leg)
brb brah gives 0 fuks and gropes dat ass instead
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[QUOTE=NoMass1;1448487923][youtube]WXSLehOAdRY[/youtube]
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fuarkin dead at chicks vag and ass gettin exposed by wind. Lou had monster fap sessions dat night[/QUOTE]
LMFAO, I just noticed that this cheeky kent actually set the brief upskirt moment where her dress was pulled up by the wind as the thumbnail for the video too.
Agreed with the brahs who don't really get the point of all this though. Yes, foreplay and all dat chit is nice but only when it leads to smashing. Power to the Donger for getting away with this ridiculous chit if that's what floats his boat, but personally I would never bother.
Imagine being with a 10/10 HBB, oiling her up, massaging her all over, playing with teds, violently sniffing dat angus and then just as you're about to go Large Hadron Collider on her poosy she's like "NO THX JEFF" and 360 and walks away.
What kind of a flaming ******* would you have to be to count that as a win? This guy is essentially just blue-balling himself all day, besides giving massages is actually pretty hard work. No way I'm doing all that for anything less than a blowjob, lmao @ cucks who think just being allowed to touch a female body is some sort prize in and of itself.
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[QUOTE=UnclRuckus;1448492043]
What kind of a flaming ******* would you have to be to count that as a win? This guy is essentially just blue-balling himself all day, besides giving massages is actually pretty hard work. No way I'm doing all that for anything less than a blowjob, lmao @ cucks who think just being allowed to touch a female body is some sort prize in and of itself.[/QUOTE]
This.
I would end up too frustrated.
I bet the dirty old ba$tard goes home after to jerk off. Also part of his "chi energy" lmao
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This video takes the win. Dude is playing with this chiks teddys like a madman
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[QUOTE=NoMass1;1448492763][youtube]c2KZGsQEf-Y[/youtube]
This video takes the win. Dude is playing with this chiks teddys like a madman[/QUOTE]
Cot dam I almost lost it. He's not even trying to hide it anymore. Skimmed through and the entire video is just him rubbing her tits like he's expecting a genie to come out.
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[QUOTE=NoMass1;1448492763][youtube]c2KZGsQEf-Y[/youtube]
This video takes the win. Dude is playing with this chiks teddys like a madman[/QUOTE]lol. In this video, she says that she will be a psychiatrist next year. Which, if true, means she has a BS, a Master's Degree, and a PhD.
In spite of all that, she isn't clever enough to suspect that a 17 minute breast massage might not be legit.
Women, how do they work?
In this video, he somehow convinces three black girls with hnnnnng azzes to let him massage them. As expected, they are totally suspicious and laughing their azzes off the whole time. Watch this video and tell me black girls aren't superior to white girls lol.
[url]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPaASCRIhnE[/url]
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Girl number 3 (4:41): What you trying to do, massage her pussy?
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[QUOTE=NoMass1;1448492763][youtube]c2KZGsQEf-Y[/youtube]
This video takes the win. Dude is playing with this chiks teddys like a madman[/QUOTE]
She's moaning at 7:00
Can't believe this stuff
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lol... But seriously, my opinion on this is that...There are many massages, most seem to origin from Asia, that include some sexual stuff. It's not as hardcore as straight up masturbating the person to orgasm but rather only more senseual softcore sexual elements like massaging or touching erotic spots.
Thai massage (without happy ending), oil massage, nuru/body to body massage, tantra/yoni/lingam all have various sensual and sexual elements. I think that his massage could be in the same way; it's not that he's disguising groping, but that the massage style he practices is meant to include sensual elements.
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Latest in a long line of quacks who get away with this stuff-Sai Baba did it for decades. That Bikram yoga twat etc.
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as if Chad, Tyrone, Enrique and Abdullah weren't enough, now we have to watch out for Luo Dong as well.
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Spirituality of peace
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This guy has touched more girls then the whole misc
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[QUOTE=BalticWarrior;1448496323]This guy has touched more girls then the whole misc
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jawbrah approved
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This is my face when i see the old chinese guy gets more action than me.
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i legit fapped to this guys videos, was nice too, sloots gunna sloot
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Looks like he achieved the American dream.
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I love Lou Dong. I am going to text him next time I am in NY and see if I can get a spiritual massage.
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Reminds me of Workaholics
Best of Workaholics Quotes | I Love Sticky Rice
[url]www.ilovestickyrice.com/2013/02/19/best-of-workaholics-quotes/[/url]
Feb 19, 2013 - Best of Workaholics Quotes. Best of ... “Welcome to my new life here in the rap massage van, where I give homeless people free bum-rubs.”.
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well after going on his youtube channel, it seems he massages everyone, not just girls
[url]https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC2E0LoCdGNG7rc7os-d3Pfg/videos[/url]
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he rubs her tits around the 27:30 mark[/QUOTE]
she got off. srs.
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LOOOOOL
i dont give a fck if i get negged, im spamming this sht
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Its over boyos
might aswell Luo Dong and Rot