🤪🤪🤪 COVID-19 Misinformation, Speculation, Conspiracy Theories Thread #1 🤪🤪🤪

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Hopefully our bush fires burn it off lmfao

Currently:

No cure
No one knows what it actually does

[B] Brisbane man in isolation and undergoing tests as deadly virus from China goes global[/B]

[B] The number of cases of “2019-nCoV”, which causes a type of pneumonia, has surpassed 220 across the globe and authorities are concerned it could spread quickly.[/B]

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Oh fuk...and here we go

Fly over to an island and infect people. Great.

Spread via human contact? Phew, we safe MISC!

Eventually the earth will find another plague to bring down the population numbers, way too many people for long term. 7.7 billion? Greta says how dare you!

Saw on the news this morning that one of the patients actually infected the nurses and docs taking care of him. Sounds scary

Ebola 2: Electric Bogaloo

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LOL @ anyone that believes in "viruses" ...just LOL

Why does every virus come from Africa or China. I'm sure it all originates from sex with animals. Dirty ****s.

Pretty sure it won’t be able to survive our bushfires

[QUOTE=HYMENATOR;1596029751]Why does every virus come from Africa or China. I'm sure it all originates from sex with animals. Dirty ****s.[/QUOTE]
cause their people still buy their animals at the market instead of having it sliced and packaged at the grocery store.

[QUOTE=TurbanMon;1596029881]cause their people still buy their animals at the market instead of having it sliced and packaged at the grocery store.[/QUOTE]

^This.

I believe they mentioned it was due to eating some raw fish in a market place in China. I can only imagine the smell there, probably like in female saunas lol

[QUOTE=EoR;1596028741]Fly over to an island and infect people. Great.

Spread via human contact? Phew, we safe MISC![/QUOTE]

It will come down to the incels on the misc to rebuild society once the dust has settled...Godspeed boys.

[QUOTE=IvanNorge;1596029981]I can only imagine the smell there, probably like in female saunas lol[/QUOTE]

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Good. We need a new plague to weed out these weak fuks and overpopulation

"One patient is believed to have infected as many as 14 medical staff in one hospital, suggesting the disease can be spread far more easily than previously thought"

oh boy, that's really bad.

Lets say there's 5 transmissions already without symptoms x 10

300 people infected as reported by China > 3000 infected > 30,000 > 300,000> 3 Million people already infected from close contact

[QUOTE=hydraides;1596031091]"One patient is believed to have infected as many as 14 medical staff in one hospital, suggesting the disease can be spread far more easily than previously thought"

oh boy, that's really bad.[/QUOTE]

That's scary.

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[QUOTE=ralphlaurenbrah;1596030911]Good. We need a new plague to weed out these weak fuks and overpopulation[/QUOTE]

Inb4 you get weeded out

China and India will be the death of us

Who woulda though giving dirt worlders access to mass amounts of anti biotics would backfire

[QUOTE=hydraides;1596031091]"One patient is believed to have infected as many as 14 medical staff in one hospital, suggesting the disease can be spread far more easily than previously thought"

oh boy, that's really bad.

Lets say there's 5 transmissions already without symptoms x 10

300 people infected as reported by China > 3000 infected > 30,000 > 300,000> 3 Million people already infected from close contact[/QUOTE]

[img]https://media.giphy.com/media/ne3xrYlWtQFtC/giphy.gif[/img]

Apparently 1 case now in Seattle

[QUOTE=hydraides;1596031091]"One patient is believed to have infected as many as 14 medical staff in one hospital, suggesting the disease can be spread far more easily than previously thought"

oh boy, that's really bad.[/QUOTE]

Considering SARS had a 10-15% mortality rate and was pushing 50% for seniors, a more highly transmissible variant would be very bad.

Hug your grandparents boyos, we about to save Social Security.

It's also in the USA

[url]https://www.nytimes.com/2020/01/21/health/cdc-coronavirus.html[/url]

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[QUOTE=keels141;1596030611]It will come down to the incels on the misc to rebuild society once the dust has settled...Godspeed boys.[/QUOTE]

Female miscers stay safe. The misc incels will need you to repopulate the earth soon.

Good thing I do my best to hibernate during Jan/Feb.

I eat pieces of crap like this virus for breakfast.

[QUOTE=ANumber1;1596066751]Considering SARS had a 10-15% mortality rate and was pushing 50% for seniors, a highly transmissible and antibiotic-resistant variant would be very bad.

Hug your grandparents boyos, we about to save Social Security.[/QUOTE]

Boomers are extremely resilient due to the tetraethyl lead buildup in their systems.

close all airports and seaports

[QUOTE=IvanNorge;1596029981]^This.

I believe they mentioned it was due to eating some raw fish in a market place in China. I can only imagine the smell there, probably like in female saunas lol[/QUOTE]

Location checks out

This sounds like the beginning of a zombie movie.