[QUOTE=Lou1se;1506287381]
The scenery is magnificent![/QUOTE]
I think he lives in the middle of a golf course! Definitely a nice, park like setting. The lawn service guys must love him as he puts their kids through college! :D
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[QUOTE=Lou1se;1506287381]
The scenery is magnificent![/QUOTE]
I think he lives in the middle of a golf course! Definitely a nice, park like setting. The lawn service guys must love him as he puts their kids through college! :D
Went bar hopping tonight, then to a few night clubs.
Women you are out of control.
Men, we aren't that far behind.
When I was married and in the same scene I'd think, 'Thank god I don't have to deal with this because I have someone at home'. Now divorced and out in the same scene I think, 'Thank god I'm not taking anything here home tonight or going home with anything here'.
...so no real changes.
Pro cooking tip: If you pour coconut oil into your skillet of kale, it makes it easier to scrape into the trash.
Any folks here trading at all?
Complete newb here with a demo account at the moment. Started off trying the major european indices like FTSE 100 and DAX on the one minute chart. Went well some days, but it's difficult not getting chewed up in that chaotic, noisy environment.
Moving on to some Forex, trying the USD/ZAR pair on more full sessions/day moves, then will do some S&P500 and Nasdaq100 when bored or have time left over.
Spend a few hundred hours listening to lectures and interviews with traders/market wizards etc, bought 10 books on Technical Analysis and the like but can't bring myself to read much still.
Grabbed 1,100 pips/points today in my pretend account so ofc I am destined to make millions fairly soon. Then I will fly all O35 Miscers (and Mods if they rep me) over here for a big party.
This made me laugh so hard!
[youtube]ZgPEX2XKvmE[/youtube]
[QUOTE=steffo99;1506539251]Any folks here trading at all?
Complete newb here with a demo account at the moment. Started off trying the major european indices like FTSE 100 and DAX on the one minute chart. Went well some days, but it's difficult not getting chewed up in that chaotic, noisy environment.
Moving on to some Forex, trying the USD/ZAR pair on more full sessions/day moves, then will do some S&P500 and Nasdaq100 when bored or have time left over.
Spend a few hundred hours listening to lectures and interviews with traders/market wizards etc, bought 10 books on Technical Analysis and the like but can't bring myself to read much still.
Grabbed 1,100 pips/points today in my pretend account so ofc I am destined to make millions fairly soon. Then I will fly all O35 Miscers (and Mods if they rep me) over here for a big party.[/QUOTE]
I don't know anything about trading but I am willing to invest in this Ponzi scheme as long as someone else pays for the flight over there, 1st class with Caviare my good man.
[QUOTE=sy2502;1506778641]This made me laugh so hard!
[youtube]ZgPEX2XKvmE[/youtube][/QUOTE]
Dang, I was waiting for him to recite the national anthem backwards! What a let down.
Maybe he's not drunk, maybe that's what happens when you get too much pussy :)
[QUOTE=Cass40;1506810811]Maybe he's not drunk, maybe that's what happens when you get too much pussy :)[/QUOTE]
Or when your ex-wife takes enough millions from you that it makes your head spin and you can't afford to call a cab!
[QUOTE=Clinos;1506790191]I don't know anything about trading but I am willing to invest in this Ponzi scheme as long as someone else pays for the flight over there, 1st class with Caviare my good man.[/QUOTE]
Tubed Caviar for everyone! You all deserve the best.
[QUOTE=IronCharles;1506810161]Dang, I was waiting for him to recite the national anthem backwards! What a let down.[/QUOTE]
LOL I lost my chit when he said "sing the national anthem backwards". That isn't even the full video, there are other parts in which the officer tells him to stand with his feet together and he answers "which feet?". And another where the officer tells him his shoe is untied, and he reaches down to the wrong shoe, and the officer says "no, no, it's the other shoe that's untied".
I know I shouldn't laugh too much because he could have killed people being at the wheel like that, but... dang!!!
[QUOTE=paolo59;1506417571]Pro cooking tip: If you pour coconut oil into your skillet of kale, it makes it easier to scrape into the trash.[/QUOTE]hahaaa...wtf are you eating anyhow???
I've killed 6 threads today, so I'm resurrecting this one.
[QUOTE=Clinos;1507727921]I've killed 6 threads today, so I'm resurrecting this one.[/QUOTE]Well don't talk politics and maybe some of the womenz will come back.
[QUOTE=deadwoodgregg;1507729231]Well don't talk politics and maybe some of the womenz will come back.[/QUOTE]
I admit I got too distracted calling all of them sloots and trying to divorce proof our non-marriages; I'm done with being clingy.
Whats your address? Maybe I can stop by for a beer or something? You like fishing?
[QUOTE=Clinos;1507729561]Whats your address? [/QUOTE]Oceanside, Ca.
[QUOTE=Clinos;1507729561]Maybe I can stop by for a beer or something?[/QUOTE]
You betcha kid.
[QUOTE=Clinos;1507729561]You like fishing?[/QUOTE]
Naw....I like having fun with my dog.
[img]http://imgur.com/BCue6sP.gif[/img]
[QUOTE=deadwoodgregg;1507730711]Oceanside, Ca.
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You hang out with Geoff any?
When a woman at the gym wears shorts so tight that you can see the shape of her junk, we call it a camel toe. So, when a guy at the gym wears bright red biking shorts with no underwear, so tight you can tell if he's cut or not, what do we call that?
[QUOTE=sy2502;1507797041]When a woman at the gym wears shorts so tight that you can see the shape of her junk, we call it a camel toe. So, when a guy at the gym wears bright red biking shorts with no underwear, so tight you can tell if he's cut or not, what do we call that?[/QUOTE]
Kosher Signage
[QUOTE=sy2502;1507797041]When a woman at the gym wears shorts so tight that you can see the shape of her junk, we call it a camel toe. So, when a guy at the gym wears bright red biking shorts with no underwear, so tight you can tell if he's cut or not, what do we call that?[/QUOTE]
Moose knuckle. And I'm sorry, I'll try and wear a strap next time!
[QUOTE=Marius_Ursus;1507797801]Kosher Signage[/QUOTE]
Well well well, look who the cat dragged in! Haven't seen you post in ages!
[QUOTE=IronCharles;1507798371]Moose knuckle. And I'm sorry, I'll try and wear a strap next time![/QUOTE]
Can someone please give suggestions on how the phuk am I not supposed to stare?
[QUOTE=sy2502;1507798931]Well well well, look who the cat dragged in! Haven't seen you post in ages!
Can someone please give suggestions on how the phuk am I not supposed to stare?[/QUOTE]
Do you automatically slow down to look when passing an accident?
That moment when you're at your office desk and just want to relieve a little pressure in your gut and end up belching pretty loud.
[QUOTE=Marius_Ursus;1507799551]That moment when you're at your office desk and just want to relieve a little pressure in your gut and end up belching pretty loud.[/QUOTE]
BTDT...just pretend it wasn't you or better yet, own it and say out loud, "that was about a 9 out of 10"! :)
[QUOTE=IronCamp;1507800461]BTDT...just pretend it wasn't you or better yet, own it and say out loud, "that was about a 9 out of 10"! :)[/QUOTE]
I work with a bunch of sticks in the mud, or I would totally own it loud and proud.
[QUOTE=IronCamp;1507800461]BTDT...just pretend it wasn't you or better yet, own it and say out loud, "that was about a 9 out of 10"! :)[/QUOTE]
"must be a barge coming through" or "top that" also work well
[QUOTE=Marius_Ursus;1507801101]I work with a bunch of sticks in the mud, or I would totally own it loud and proud.[/QUOTE]
:(
[QUOTE=thebigzakbowski;1507801121]"must be a barge coming through" or "top that" also work well[/QUOTE]
Ha Ha perfect! Love the barge comment...
[QUOTE=Cantplankwell;1507799301]Do you automatically slow down to look when passing an accident?[/QUOTE]
Not only do I slow down, but I also give them mental score cards.
[QUOTE=sy2502;1507803151]Not only do I slow down, but I also give them mental score cards.[/QUOTE]
What score did the Kosher Signage guy get?
[QUOTE=IronCamp;1507801391]
Ha Ha perfect! Love the barge comment...[/QUOTE]
I stole that from Calvin and Hobbes as a kid
[url]http://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/2008/12/11/[/url]