This FB status will get you 10 likes, at minimum... SRS

here you go

You laid on my naked body and applied your mouth to me without guilt or humiliation. You drove me near crazy while you drained me. Today when I awoke, you were gone. I searched for you but to no avail. Only the sheets bore last night's events. My body still bears marks of your ravishing, making it all the more difficult to forget you. Tonight, I will remain awake, waiting for you, you fricking mosquito.

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only have 8 friends

l0l but i only have 8 friends -__-

[QUOTE=Kaduceus;730216403]here you go

You laid on my naked body and applied your mouth to me without guilt or humiliation. You drove me near crazy while you drained me. Today when I awoke, you were gone. I searched for you but to no avail. Only the sheets bore last night's events. My body still bears marks of your ravishing, making it all the more difficult to forget you. Tonight, I will remain awake, waiting for you, you fricking mosquito.[/QUOTE]
testing

in.

Damn i could only get 8 likes max :/

[QUOTE=iBrooklyn;730216973]l0l but i only have 8 friends -__-[/QUOTE]

well then you will get 8

8 frieds :S

will admit, i lol'd.

If 10 friends do not like consider yourself negged. If i get atleast 10 you get repped.

got 1 like in under a min...

I lol'd.. but how can I get 10 likes if I only have 8 friends?

testing

Lol in awaiting results

LOL, posting it up now!

Testing.............................................................................................................................

[QUOTE=MusclesGlasses;730218533]If 10 friends do not like consider yourself negged. If i get atleast 10 you get repped.[/QUOTE]

I fear no man

Tests going well? Tempted to try

All 8 of my friends just set this as their status. Wtf???

[QUOTE=Zoolancer;730220893]All 8 of my friends just set this as their status. Wtf???[/QUOTE]

y u so cheeky

Been 5 mins and none as of yet (420 friends) but not many online.

[QUOTE=MusclesGlasses;730218533]If 10 friends do not like consider yourself negged. If i get atleast 10 you get repped.[/QUOTE]Rep Power: 155

I thought you were talking about a girl and then I kept reading like LOL man so like it wasn't a girl you were talking about and i was like wow so cool - then I realized, mosquito!

Testing. Will post screenshot of likes...

Edit: Phuck [img]http://forum.bodybuilding.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=3601093&d=1312568007[/img]

[QUOTE=Zoolancer;730220893]All 8 of my friends just set this as their status. Wtf???[/QUOTE]That is bigger than someone liking it then. Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

posted but its not even 7am here

kind of scared of post.. oh well, everyone already thinks im some kind of perv or sex addict anyway. im afraid ppl will just read the first couple of lines and block me :/

lol i have to try this!!!

Hahah, epic ending.

Testing.

Of my 8 friends, I got 7 likes and one comment calling me a moron