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You can't win a pissing match with a skunk
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Don't fart while wearing ear pods especially in public.
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Dont sit on concrete....you'll get hemmoroids.
Same old timer that told me that, used to also say... "You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you cant pick your friends nose".
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In the workplace
#1 People First
#2 Work Second
Take care of number 1 and number 2 takes care of itself
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When someone is always saying “I wish blah blah blah” reply with “Wish in one hand and $hit in the other, see which one fills up first”
“It takes a big dog to weigh a ton”
“When ignorance is bliss, to be wise is folly”
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When I was in highschool, I worked at a grocery store. One of my supervisors used to frequently dispense the following advice: “Never put your finger where you couldn't put your hand”. I leave it to your own judgment as to the soundness of such advice.
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When you turn women upside down , their all sisters
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Make your own money - don't rely on anyone else to support you.
The world can be an ugly place so make your home a lovely place. My mom wasn't just talking about the wallpaper when she said that - she meant keep your home happy, peaceful and stress-free.
SPF - every. single. day!!
