Was at a party once and my oneitis was there and she drank too much and went to sleep upstairs. I left my friends and went upstairs every 5 min to check on her and ask if she's okay lol wbu guys.
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Was at a party once and my oneitis was there and she drank too much and went to sleep upstairs. I left my friends and went upstairs every 5 min to check on her and ask if she's okay lol wbu guys.
Was at a party once and my oneitis was there and she drank too much and went to sleep upstairs. I left my friends and went upstairs every 5 min to check on her and ask if she's okay lol wbu guys.
Had a few occasions where I couldn't pee when someone was next to me at a urinal. Having to take drug tests with the observer looking at your d*ck helped me get over that. Now I don't care.
Was at a party once and my oneitis was there and she drank too much and went to sleep upstairs. I left my friends and went upstairs every 5 min to check on her and ask if she's okay lol wbu guys
Was at a party once and my oneitis was there and she drank too much and went to sleep upstairs. I left my friends and went upstairs every 5 min to check on her and ask if she's okay lol wbu guys
Made a fake profile girl fb account in hs and used it to post stuff on my wall to impress my crush(SRS) lmao
Losing my virginity. I really regret it
I was 14 years old, riding with my older sister and our friend Holly to Dunkin donuts. We pulled up to the window and the cashier girl was cute. I (from the backseat window) told the cashier window girl "don't ever let anyone tell you you're not beautiful!". I don't even remember what the girl did but we pulled away and my sister was like what the **** did you just ****ing say to her you little *******? holly just said "oh my god heyyou you're such a nerd" and start cracking up. cringe hard af when i think about it, lol. ah well.
In high school I Watched a whole season of game of thrones with a girl that I know wanted my Dik without making a move on the girl even though I was a couple inches next to her on the couch
Not even putting my arms around her loll
Told my ex when she dumped me I would always love her. Lmao
[QUOTE=DBswoliosis;1488966451]In high school I Watched a whole season of game of thrones with a girl that I know wanted my Dik without making a move on the girl even though I was a couple inches next to her on the couch
Not even putting my arms around her loll[/QUOTE]
feels bro, in my early teens i was scared of the poosay and turned down quite a bit of snatch as a result. i'm talking sometimes even after pants come down and pussays getting ate and dicks getting zucked and everything. regrets
[QUOTE=darwinia;1488967091]Told my ex when she dumped me I would always love her. Lmao[/QUOTE]
normal man. i wouldn't say it's beta unless you kept doing it for months on end. heartbreaks is a bitch.
Lay in the same room as this guy trying to fuc some bish in the early hours at a party, she was having none of it but was needing somewhere to sleep so was putting up with his advances. I was trying to sleep on a weight bench in the room but couldn't sleep so started trolling them.
Everytime he would say something like "Come on just give me a kiss" i'd mumble something like "firkin hnnnng" "lemme suck dem titties", they were both convinced i was speaking in my sleep so i kept it up for ages .
Quite beta really.
as for really beta.
Fumbling to have sex with a 10/10 girl trying to put the condom on backwards and couldn't work out why it wouldn't go on so i tell the bish it wouldn't fit because my dick was too big for it, i knew she had only been with one guy before me and he had a small cawk so told her i wouldn't need to buy bigger condoms for my monster 6.5" cock
After than night i was too beta to face her again. i fucing regret it as she was hnnnnnng as fuc.
beat that for betaness
Told a girl I loved her and we weren't even dating
Oh the teen high school days. Could have lost virginity way earlier in life if I had a pair back then
made out and spent all night cuddling with my oneitis at the time a few times. she never made me cum once.
Banged a coworker that 2 other coworkers banged and am now dating her.
Used to actually use rogaine and nizoral shampoo to save my hair. God damn was I a pussy. Beta to the max.
Glad I got out of that behaviour
Sent love letters in the 6th grade.
Stayed in a sexless relationship for years
touched foreheads with a sloot for like 15 mins at a party when i was 17 because i was too scared to go for the kiss
Went full beta over a fukin kunt I was head over heels for, got ghosted once after dating for 3 months, still kept trying my luck and pampering her with texts. **** me
Was at a party once and my oneitis was there and she drank too much and went to sleep upstairs. I left my friends and went upstairs every 5 min to check on her and ask if she's okay lol wbu guys.
Had the chance to do a threesome when to girls walked in on me laying in bed at a party. I was 18 and they were all sexual and this one girl almost pulled down my boxers, but I was scared because I thought my d*ck was so small, and didn't do shiit. They left disappointed.
When I was 14 a girl I liked tried to kiss me, but I dodged that like I was in the matrix, because I didn't want to get with girls before my older brother did. I thought it would be disrespectful towards him. he's one year older.
when I was 19 I talked with a girl about having sex and shiit, but I was FA and hadn't even kissed a girl, and didn't know how to engage in sex. I think she f*cked my chad friend, because I was a bit*h.
Those are three that just came to mind. I'm was late going into puberty, and obsessed about my di*k-size so much I didn't get laid before I was in my early 20's.