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Jerking Off Techniques
If this isn't a sticky, **** it but it should be!
Post your techniques for getting the best out of your hand-penis relationship here. I'll post a few ditties myself.
1) stand up just before you come, your legs will go wobbly and you'll start to rotate with the orgasm - best done in front of some good porn on the computer then just unload it all on the screen
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2) my ex used to do this so it's best done by a girl - hold the balls as you're pulling off it feels great
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this one is a classic that i invented myself - put olbas oil on your balls before you pull off - it's a eucalyptus or some nasal decongestant oil and it gets a cold burning sensation in your balls - feels great but don't put too much on or it'll feel like your balls are on fire - 2/3 drops will do
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a personal favourite but if poorly timed you've just wasted a wank. it's hard to discipline yourself for this one so be warned. just as u feel the orgasm cumming stop and you'll get a mild feeling in the cock - then just as this goes go at it like mad - guaranteed your cock will feel like a rock and you'll have an amazing one. if u misstime it you'll be left with just the mild feeling.
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another classic is to squeeze the balls (lightly) as you blow your load - if done correctly it simulates those wet dreams from days gone by... *sniffle*
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i await your contributions - **** waiting im going upstairs to work on some more
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I have no need to jerk off but I will recommend this for those that do....
Put a little menthol in your lube....Vicks works but not too much
Stick as many fingers into your @ss as you can... Becareful that no Vicks are on those fingers
Rub your prostate gland
After you nut....go to the mirror and say three times the following words:
"I will find a woman, I will find a woman, I will find a woman"
Other then that make sure you do not tell anyone about your sad life.
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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by chiba102 [/i]
[B]I have no need to jerk off but I will recommend this for those that do....
Put a little menthol in your lube....Vicks works but not too much
Stick as many fingers into your @ss as you can... Becareful that no Vicks are on those fingers
Rub your prostate gland
After you nut....go to the mirror and say three times the following words:
"I will find a woman, I will find a woman, I will find a woman"
Other then that make sure you do not tell anyone about your sad life. [/B][/QUOTE]
ha I saw that in road trip but never thought it worked, haha thats funny
Dann
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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by chiba102 [/i]
[B]I have no need to jerk off but I will recommend this for those that do....
Put a little menthol in your lube....Vicks works but not too much
Stick as many fingers into your @ss as you can... Becareful that no Vicks are on those fingers
Rub your prostate gland
After you nut....go to the mirror and say three times the following words:
"I will find a woman, I will find a woman, I will find a woman"
Other then that make sure you do not tell anyone about your sad life. [/B][/QUOTE]
wait wait i have a gf but everyone needs to jerk off maybe you do it with a glove on cos ur too ****ing picky to feel your own body but you're the freak if u dont do it... what a dickhead you are... so you never jerk off? probably don't need to cos u are a jerk off.
u have a gf - no incest doesn't count - ass pirate
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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Easygainer [/i]
[B]no incest doesn't count - ass pirate [/B][/QUOTE]
Dammit! What about something that may combine dogs, cats, vaseline and a big vat of jello? ;)
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I have never heard or read about this and I discovered it myself.
The double orgasm!
Right before you cum, stand up. After you're done dripping (should last a few seconds) put pressure on the head of your penis pushing it towards you and play with your balls for more stimulation. If done right you will orgasm again.
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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Easygainer [/i]
[B]wait wait i have a gf but everyone needs to jerk off maybe you do it with a glove on cos ur too ****ing picky to feel your own body but you're the freak if u dont do it... what a dickhead you are... so you never jerk off? probably don't need to cos u are a jerk off.
u have a gf - no incest doesn't count - ass pirate [/B][/QUOTE]
LOL... I can not believe this. You put up a post looking for Jerking Off Techniques and want to make it a sticky at that and you get mad at me for trying to help.
Okay... I see that you added more info about yourself...I will still try to help.
You have a girl friend and you still jerk off? Maybe you should find a woman that can satisfy your needs better. I would like to suggest that maybe you should have two women. We are talking about real women...right? Not internet women or pictures those don't count. Neither does the girl at McDonald's who always smiles at you when you order your happy meal.
I see that you are not to picky about touching your body....hummm that sounds like a code for "I have already stuck my fingers up my @ss" That is fine... Get yourself a Love Toy....make it a BIG one. Make your fantasies come true.
The mind is very powerful...I know you must feel very Macho and Manly as you Spank your Monkey...alone in your room at night. After all you can dream that all these wonderful women want you and fight to pleasure you....a different one each night. What a stud you are.
The bottom line is this.....You Jerk Off To Much!
You must...you have grown bored and you are on a mission to learn new ways to pleasure yourself. The truth hurts and I know you are in pain. Don't take it out on me.
There must be a lot of reasons why you have a lack of interest in women and prefer "self love". Maybe inside your mind the thought that a man is touching you is some what of a "turn on"? I don't really know....
Send more information about yourself and I will see if I can help you some more.
One more thing...tone down your hostility. Internet muscles is more pathetic then spanking your monkey in the dark.
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I've done the one where EasyGainer says to masterbate and just when u get a sensation u stop, wait and then go hard again, but i do that 4-5 times to prolong my night time jerks...(do it 5-6 times a day, i'm a teen and horny dammit)...and also have had anal stimulation and that has really created a great orgasm...thank you ROAD TRIP!!!!
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ha ha
5-6 times a day, thats a lot!
Everybody jerks off! even if you do have a girlfriend. If you say you dont your just full of it or weird!
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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by chiba102 [/i]
[B]LOL... I can not believe this. You put up a post looking for Jerking Off Techniques and want to make it a sticky at that and you get mad at me for trying to help.
Okay... I see that you added more info about yourself...I will still try to help.
You have a girl friend and you still jerk off? Maybe you should find a woman that can satisfy your needs better. I would like to suggest that maybe you should have two women. We are talking about real women...right? Not internet women or pictures those don't count. Neither does the girl at McDonald's who always smiles at you when you order your happy meal.
I see that you are not to picky about touching your body....hummm that sounds like a code for "I have already stuck my fingers up my @ss" That is fine... Get yourself a Love Toy....make it a BIG one. Make your fantasies come true.
The mind is very powerful...I know you must feel very Macho and Manly as you Spank your Monkey...alone in your room at night. After all you can dream that all these wonderful women want you and fight to pleasure you....a different one each night. What a stud you are.
The bottom line is this.....You Jerk Off To Much!
You must...you have grown bored and you are on a mission to learn new ways to pleasure yourself. The truth hurts and I know you are in pain. Don't take it out on me.
There must be a lot of reasons why you have a lack of interest in women and prefer "self love". Maybe inside your mind the thought that a man is touching you is some what of a "turn on"? I don't really know....
Send more information about yourself and I will see if I can help you some more.
One more thing...tone down your hostility. Internet muscles is more pathetic then spanking your monkey in the dark. [/B][/QUOTE]
ooh internet muscle look who's talking - just cos ur too high and mighty to jerk off - yeah my girlfriend "satisfies" me but as woody allen said masturbation is sex with someone i love. it's normal we aren't living in the 50s here when everything is evil - IT IS ACCEPTABLE TO JERK OFF and just cos you're one of the 14% who don't jerk off don't piss of the other 86% of NORMAL, HEALTHY people.
wait there - i asked if u had a gf and suddenly you are quiet... hmmm seems you only answered the questions referring to me cos ur the one who is ashamed. oh well.
more info bout me? fine... i got the highest results in my school in the leaving cert with 7As - it's a state exam. I represented Ireland in the Physics olympiad, i was on the senior rugby team, i played tennis at a national level a few years ago and am now a coach during the summer, im in university studying science ( i could have done any course in any college with my leaving cert results) and i am currently in the semi finals of the irish times debating competition - the largest national competition. i reached the maiden's debating final recently and came 4th - ireland are world champions i might add.
personal measurements
ht 6'1" (not 6'2" as i previously thought)
weight 230lbs
arms 17"
quads 27"
forearms 13" (aided by jerking off)
chest 48"
waist 34"
calves 18"
lifts
bp 265 lbs
sqauat 352lbs (for 4 sets of 6, never maxed out)
dl 440 lbs
so yeah i am cooler than you as it's quite obvious and yet i still have time to jerk off.
damn i rule and damn you suck
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LOL.....Okay
I didn't say jerking off wasn't normal....Just people who write threads looking for new ways to pleasure themselves. Lets face it, you want to know how other men manipulate their genitalia. This seems that you are looking for something...."else"?
Well, as I said before you seem hostile....you should jerk off more... A lot more.
Whatever the case maybe....You obviously know a whole lot more about jerking off then me.
I wasn't silent about a girlfriend... I have many. I have always had more then one. I have sex everyday two, three, four times a day...whatever I want. I am not bragging...I hit on all women. So some of them my not be the best looking....but, who cares. I am not going to walk down the street with them. All I care about is that they will drop to their knees on command.
Well let us not argue about this. I just wanted to point out that your thread had a subliminal message that I don't think that you understood....Which is your secret obsession in how men pleasure themselves to orgasm. Your reluctance in accepting your sexuality has manifested itself as anger...mistakenly directed at me.
I am not mad at you...I know that once you accept who you are the happier you will be. So with that said, I will not reply back to you. Feel free to say what you wish. I will allow you to have the last punch. So tell me all the bad things that are building up in you as you realize that someone has seen the "real you ". Once you get through your sexual confusion you will emerge a better person. This is your first step....
Release your anger....Go have a good cry....we are all here for you....we are your support. I will not say a word back to you...I don't understand but I respect your healing process...let the healing begin.... I do think that you are right. We should make this a sticky to help other people that are also in your situation.
I am glad your girlfriend satisfies you. Does she know about your night time activities? If not share this with her....she can also help you through these troubled times.
Later.....
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chiba im a newbie to this site and already i can tell your a wierdo. EVERY NORMAL GUY YANKS HIS CRANK! just because he wants to know some other good techniques doesnt mean hes gay.i mean i would like to know also, im secure enough with my sexuality that i dont mind reading this and posting what i do. but anyway, ive noticed that if you beat off once it doesnt feel too great, but then keep watching the porno until u "get up" again. crank it like theres no tomorrow and alot of times the 2nd time is almost enough to make me scream lol.
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yes my gf knows i jerk off, she isn't ecstatic about it but she knows it's normal...
anywho other ppl have it right - there's no subliminal message bout me liking other men's genitalia - it's about me. masturbation is selfish and i like it. i don't need to think about other men i look at str8 porn (no not str8flexed chiba) and do it so i don't walk around on a boner 24/7 among other reasons.
if u can give urself pleasure anytime why not do it the best way...
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I am werid?
I have no problem with jerking off. I never said that....I guess you have to learn to read better.....
Some of you need to do it...
I don't have that need right now. I don't see how that was a problem?
My problem is people that jerk off instead of getting women.
Sure... I know you ALL have women
But since you want new techniques....stick those fingers up your @ss.... You see you learned something new today...
O yea come back and make a post on how good it was and if wiggleing your fingers is better then the thrust method
but, since you are new visit some of my treads to jerk yourself off tonight.....you see that was my gift to you
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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by chiba102 [/i]
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Other then that make sure you do not tell anyone about your sad life. [/B][/QUOTE]
that sounds like it is dissing jerking off so yeah you are bent
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LOL...
Are you sure you have a woman?
The way you are acting...I would say your girlfriend was your hand.
Listen Jerk off...I don't care, eat your cum, rub it on your face, stick some fingers in your @ss...have fun
I guess your next thread will be a invite to your house for a circle jerk...think of all the fun.
I don't know what to say...want me to send you some hand lotion?
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Wowzers
[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by BrockBoiPaul [/i]
[B]I've done the one where EasyGainer says to masterbate and just when u get a sensation u stop, wait and then go hard again, but i do that 4-5 times to prolong my night time jerks...(do it 5-6 times a day, i'm a teen and horny dammit)...and also have had anal stimulation and that has really created a great orgasm...thank you ROAD TRIP!!!! [/B][/QUOTE]
Ha ha ha ha :D
Wowzers :p
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hmmmm almost a 1000 views wonder if ppl are taking this on board :D
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man, i dont have a woman, i'm 19, so guess i have issues now? lol
i'm sorry but if you only have negative things to say, why even post? its very clear someone here is an antagonist (not sure on spelling), lol. anyways, keep it fun geez
btw, whats the record amount of loads u guys have done in one day? from just jerking?
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Hey, i got this off gone in 60 secounds
Sit on your hands untill they are completly Numb, then crack one off, its supposed to feel like someone else is doing it,
i aint tryed it yet, i will do when i can be bothered.
let me know what ya think
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Chiba102, what the hell are you talking about bro.
A few things you fail to realize. If I didn't wack off, I would go around raping girls. It's the only thing that stops me.
Secondly, about having a "girlfriend" as you put it. So what about having a girlfriend? It doesn't mean youre gonna go plug her 6x a day. Not all of us go around looking for dirty sluts. Some of us actually have a respectable girlfriend who isn't a dirty whore, which is the only thing you look for.
Gmav
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Wow
[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Gmav [/i]
[B]Chiba102, what the hell are you talking about bro.
A few things you fail to realize. If I didn't wack off, I would go around raping girls. It's the only thing that stops me.
Secondly, about having a "girlfriend" as you put it. So what about having a girlfriend? It doesn't mean youre gonna go plug her 6x a day. Not all of us go around looking for dirty sluts. Some of us actually have a respectable girlfriend who isn't a dirty whore, which is the only thing you look for.
Gmav [/B][/QUOTE]
Wowzers
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