**Official 2019/20 NHL Season Thread*** (Phaggots Welcome)
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[size=4][I]Welcome to the [B]2019/20 NHL Regular Season Thread: We Trump Now[/B] where hockey is sometimes discussed, politics are always discussed, where everything is made up and the points don’t matter[/I][/size]
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[SIZE=4][B][U]NOTABLE EVENTS[/U][/B][/SIZE]
[Size=4][B]The Hockey World watches for Benn extension[/B][/size]
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[Size=4][B]The GOAT is Traded to Arizona. Yotes now favorites to win the cup.[/B][/size]
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[Size=4][B]Marner still not re-signed. Toronto fans starting to say he isn't really that good now[/B][/size]
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[Size=4][B]Bruins deciding between keeping Backes vs signing McAvoy and Carlo. Sources say they're still undecided[/B][/size]
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[Size=4][B]Dylan McIlrath Still Not NHL Player[/B][/size]
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mgftp: Rags fan, self acclaimed (unverified) alpha man, resident HUT expert and elitist.
pecanman: Rags fan, angry hippie, can be found sucking Glenn Sather's dik
compan: Bruins fan, best looking member in the thread, best OP
tommyboy: Bruins fan, ultra conservative despite liberal handout tendencies.
biggoron: Pens fan, laziest misc poster, no longer biggest MAF fan, possibly Big Foot
kronwall: Sabers/Wings fan, can anyone remember a thing about this guy?
eljew: Hawks fan, weird little kid
claudegiroux: Hawks fan, weird little kid, most potato user name we have seen
msud: Devils fan, hates Rags more than likes devils, weird poverty little kid, finally got drivers license this year. happy sweet 16 msud!
cadetduke: Blues fan, financially potato, used to collect legos until he invented the next great shovel
betabandit: Flyers fan, RN student, second best looking member, non-gender identified life partner to compan
grozzy: wings fan, can anyone remember a thing about this guy?
canklemorris: Kings fan, Quick fan club
turtleking: Angry Nucks fan
jaroctor: longest posting Habs fan. Canadian, definite liberal.
911forty: Yotes fan, Canadian moving around the US riding bikes
huntercwithnumbers: Bruins fan, seems alright
LiftLaughLust: see above, nothing really separates them yet
RThoe: Resident Sharks fan, Conservative.
meep: carries anger for the entire Bruins fanbase. Krug Fan Club founder.
jelqingseason: Resident bandwagon fan, pretty sure banned.
ChaseW: comes back from the dead every year to remind us of his passing. RIP.
thegenerel: once yearly poster, mgftp's arch nemesis
PotatoScout: Resident NHL Scout. Worst at his job, possibly Dylan McIlrath's mom.
amichaelmorris: seems kinda like sweden
VKing: roots for the cancucks and other cleveland teams. why.
CLEAN_SET_OF_BALLS: reminds us every year he is a regular. Likes "MyFreeCams + NHL + R/P"
HughBUpset: offended not on the regulars list.
JPeepee: know nothing about him, just recognize username
eatyourspinach: supplement section migrant. pretty sure devils fan.
EctoCanuck: canadian that doesn't get taken serious in the sports or R&P section.
donttoewsmebro: hawks fan, seems mild mannered.
canadianbacon18: requested to be added to first page
portamoral: jets fan, laine enthusiast.
VarthGayder: Bruins fan. Appears to have made great progress since time in Wayne's World.
some other new people that sometimes post and will be upset in the first couple pages about not being on here.
that "isn't this the NHL thread?" guy that is new and always complains about thread being "off-topic"
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NikoJan: most controversal & lulziest poster ever, banned due to biggorons *******y. RIP in peace.
ECN: somewhere making videos in his grandmothers kitchen wearing a Bruins mask. RIP in peace.
scrillavanilla, formerly known as Ganjamane: Leafs fan, homer for all things Leafs, CAT cell phone crew. Left the misc to pursue his rap career in Canada.
[size=3][B]As we start any new thread, we bow our heads[/B][/size]
Our Father, Who fart in heaven
Kessel be Thy Name;
Thigh kingdom come,
Thy will be done,
on earth as it is on ice.
Give us this day our daily hot dogs,
and forgive us our trespasses,
as we forgive those who trespass our borders;
and lead us fully into temptation,
but deliver us from Leaf fans. Amen.
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