Egg farts

Anyone else consider quitting eggs because of egg farts?

i'd never quit eating eggs, but i just wish there was something i could do to control them. luckily i move around at work and i'm not stuffed in an office, if i was i'd make myself pass out. and all my coworkers too for that matter

[QUOTE=Poseidon09;405385431]i'd never quit eating eggs, but i just wish there was something i could do to control them. luckily i move around at work and i'm not stuffed in an office, if i was i'd make myself pass out. and all my coworkers too for that matter[/QUOTE]

Good thing about the military and being in an office full of guys, is that it is actually quite rare if you done have some weird smell coming from somewhere.

i would never quit eating eggs :) farting just happens sometimes. drinking more water may reduce it a bit. but this also happens to me with whey shakes sometimes.

Just be slick when you gotta let one go man. :)

[QUOTE=bigbrutis2;405370131]Anyone else consider quitting eggs because of egg farts?[/QUOTE]

If you think that's bad you should eat them raw and then talk to me :P

[QUOTE=CantLoseFat;405388151]Good thing about the military and being in an office full of guys, is that it is actually quite rare if you done have some weird smell coming from somewhere.[/QUOTE]

Nice, I was a 11M when I was in Germany, station in Schwienfurt. Germany owns man, enjoy that place while you can!

i didnt even know they make you fart till my coworker said something about it...and i eat 5-6 a day!

[QUOTE=AminoAcidized;405389921]i would never quit eating eggs :) farting just happens sometimes. drinking more water may reduce it a bit. but this also happens to me with whey shakes sometimes.[IMG]http://z09a0222gshv273.imageshacknow.info/img/3499/u09y0624sfpz/spacer.gif[/IMG][/QUOTE]

Same here, you just have to learn to 'fart strategically' and blame them on other people :)

Are you eating egg whites only or whole eggs?

Egg whites are a waste of time.

I eat whole eggs and never have 'egg farts' but when I use to eat only egg whites I would have horrible egg gas.

[QUOTE=RunningTracy;405405811]Same here, you just have to learn to 'fart strategically' and blame them on other people :)[/QUOTE]My strategy. I also try to move out of the zone where the bomb went off as quickly as possible. :p

But what is even worse than eggs by themselves is when you have it w/ sardines. :o

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What's the worst is when you're doing cardio and let one go. You smell it and try as hard as you can to run away from it, only to remember that you're on a stationary bike/elliptical/treadmill.

[QUOTE=Puddle_Pirate;405407951]My strategy. I also try to move out of the zone where the bomb went off as quickly as possible. :p

But what is even worse than eggs by themselves is when you have it w/ sardines. :o

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I've been eating like 5-6 raw a day for a while, I tell ya what... it's even worse. Try moving out of the zone and the ****ing zone does one of two things.

Fallows you or two, just stays there for like 10 minutes not moving and just waiting for a victim!

[quote]What's the worst is when you're doing cardio and let one go. You smell it and try as hard as you can to run away from it, only to remember that you're on a stationary bike/elliptical/treadmill.[/quote]

When I have the farts and I'm doing heavy weights, I get a little worried I'm going to shart myself.

[QUOTE=BloodRaged;405410601]I

When I have the farts and I'm doing heavy weights, I get a little worried I'm going to shart myself.[/QUOTE]

I know right? I'm just waiting for something to drop one of these days during a squat.

[QUOTE=cpursx;405411471]I know right? I'm just waiting for something to drop one of these days during a squat.[/QUOTE]

lol no doubt, I'm going to try and push 300 this week and maybe I should bring another set of boxers :P

I think hardboiled eggs tend to have more odor than scrambled, sunny side up, or any other method.

Am I making this up, or is there somehting to it?

[QUOTE=PickItUp;405434921]I think hardboiled eggs tend to have more odor than scrambled, sunny side up, or any other method.

Am I making this up, or is there somehting to it?[/QUOTE]

I don't know, I think raw has it beat. Seriously man, it's like dead animals are stuffed in there.

lol, classic thread

[QUOTE=bigbrutis2;405370131]Anyone else consider quitting eggs because of egg farts?[/QUOTE]

Never!

embrace them brah

just go with it. can't leave out the eggs. but sitting in class gets interesting with this so called side effect

[QUOTE=FunkymonkAW;405398881]Just be slick when you gotta let one go man. :)[/QUOTE]

lololololol, you're the man, this is how i go about it hahahaha. irl

If u don't like the feel of a fart sliding out your asss u r a *******.

[QUOTE=DotA;1045353623]lololololol, you're the man, this is how i go abut it hahahaha. irl[/QUOTE]

You bumped a 4 year old thread to say that?

At least 10 eggs a day checking in...would never quit becuz of the farts. Just cross my fingers that no one is getting on the elevator on 11 and that my desk chair masks it enough to stop the vomiting.

LMAO at this thread. So I guess no known solution then. I'll keep using Fabreze.