most embarrassing moment...
I know yal think I am this invincible attention whore hating uber-man. But...I am human just like you.
Here is a true story of the most embarrassing moment of my life... in cliffs format.
- Senior Prom 2006
- Went out to fancy restaurant with date
- Was driving to prom and farting to make my date laugh
- Pushed too hard and sh!t my pants
- Dropped date off at prom
- Drove home yelled at my mom to get me fresh underwear/cleaned my ass
- Went to prom and had good time
- Returned rented tux with dookie stains (not a single **** was given)
EDIT...THIS STORY IS 100% TRUE!!!!