[QUOTE=TBO1313;1617584561]My wife loves true crime shows and podcasts... Should I be worried?[/QUOTE]
My husband asks me this all the time. I just tell him that there isn't such thing as a perfect murder and I'm not aiming to go to jail. :)
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[QUOTE=TBO1313;1617584561]My wife loves true crime shows and podcasts... Should I be worried?[/QUOTE]
My husband asks me this all the time. I just tell him that there isn't such thing as a perfect murder and I'm not aiming to go to jail. :)
[QUOTE=bitty_bish;1617595231]My husband asks me this all the time. I just tell him that there isn't such thing as a perfect murder and I'm not aiming to go to jail. :)[/QUOTE]
So you're going the murder/suicide route?
[QUOTE=Vexidi;1617595311]So you're going the murder/suicide route?[/QUOTE]
Lol - not a chance. I'm a wuss, can't even imagine doing that. It's bad enough when I get a paper cut. Offing myself isn't something I would consider doing, ever. If anything is ever that bad, I'd consider divorce over all that messy stuff.
[QUOTE=bitty_bish;1617596561]Lol - not a chance. I'm a wuss, can't even imagine doing that. It's bad enough when I get a paper cut. Offing myself isn't something I would consider doing, ever. If anything is ever that bad, I'd consider divorce over all that messy stuff.[/QUOTE]
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Happy Friday Geezers. Going to a brewery tonight with wifey and some neighbors. They have tents set up outdoors and we'll have to order some chitty tacos, but at least it's out of the house with adult conversations with other people.
It's friday and im tipsy. Love you guys. Literally, just the dudes.
[QUOTE=TXBuddy;1617557611]Will happen to me soon too, I reckon[/QUOTE]shortly after you serve the divorce papers
I'm at a Great Lake in a city that shares the same name. Thought I've seen everything but it's like a city full of rednecks. Looking for properties here as we speak.
Happy Fall!
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Somebody's mom is gonna love those garth.
[QUOTE=twovalvekid;1617724631]Somebody's mom is gonna love those garth.[/QUOTE]
You're right! Only 2 left in stock! Gotta do more this week to keep up with demand.
My mom just took my son 4 hours away and is keeping him for the week. Not sure what I'm gonna do with the free time.
[QUOTE=TBO1313;1617834631]My mom just took my son 4 hours away and is keeping him for the week. Not sure what I'm gonna do with the free time.[/QUOTE]
1st things 1st
Fap...
[QUOTE=TBO1313;1617834631]My mom just took my son 4 hours away and is keeping him for the week. Not sure what I'm gonna do with the free time.[/QUOTE]
beat yo dick like it owes you money
[QUOTE=Vexidi;1617836171]beat yo dick like it owes you money[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=TXBuddy;1617835351]1st things 1st
Fap...[/QUOTE]
Welp... I guess that settles it. What do I do during the refractory periods though?
[QUOTE=TBO1313;1617841401]Welp... I guess that settles it. What do I do during the refractory periods though?[/QUOTE]
Deliberately plan your next session.
[QUOTE=TXBuddy;1617842581]Deliberately plan your next session.[/QUOTE]
This. Take the time to hydrate and map out the route of deviancy you'll be taking.
TBO1313 just keep track of time.
Having the boy walk in, holding grandmas hand, seeing you passed out in a living room full of pizza boxes, bud light cans, and crumpled up fapkins.
Thats going to cost more than a new dirt bike.
[QUOTE=TBO1313;1617841401]Welp... I guess that settles it. What do I do during the refractory periods though?[/QUOTE]
Another vote for roughing up the suspect.
[QUOTE=GarthVader;1617774981]You're right! Only 2 left in stock! Gotta do more this week to keep up with demand.[/QUOTE]
#nailedit
Tomorrow is my last day in the military :/
28 total years.
feelsweirdman
[QUOTE=TXBuddy;1617903921]Tomorrow is my last day in the military :/
28 total years.
feelsweirdman[/QUOTE]sweet, does retirement pay start on Wednesday?
So last night I found out that my brother has one of his can't get right friends living in a tent in his backyard. The guy has a wife and 4 kids who live 4 hours away from my brother so I have no fukkn idea why he's in the backyard in a tent. My brother and his wife have a 3 bedroom house and no else lives there so I'm not sure why he isn't living in the house other than my sister in law is tired of putting up my bros destitute friends. Anyway... that got me to looking up articles on homelessness and apparently calling people homeless is not pc anymore. They gave a list of names that are preferred which I will share with you guys now
outdoors dweller (kinda funny but descriptive)
outdoors (this a place not a person)
living on the street (acceptable)
neighbor (got damn better not be)
citizen (maybe, maybe not)
resident (ok)
human (ok)
housing-handicapped (LMFAO)
undomiciled (I shot water out my nose when I read this one)
indigeous (the fuk???)
destitute (actually sounds worse than homeless)
forsaken (Sounds like the final boss of homelessness you have to defeat to become domiciled)
[QUOTE=5x10;1617904291]sweet, does retirement pay start on Wednesday?[/QUOTE]
Yeah, supposed to be automatic, starting Thursday and beyond. Will see how good the govt employees did on my file. NOT holding my breath. I started the other job so that paycheck is already flowing.
^^^At least it's not going to get that cold for him soon...
[QUOTE=jamalfudge;1617906771]^^^At least it's not going to get that cold for him soon...[/QUOTE]
My brother lives in Moblie county so it doesn't get cold there until January and even then its not cold, cold.
[QUOTE=TXBuddy;1617906561]Yeah, supposed to be automatic, starting Thursday and beyond. Will see how good the govt employees did on my file. NOT holding my breath. I started the other job so that paycheck is already flowing.[/QUOTE]the thought of 2 incomes gets me hard
[QUOTE=5x10;1617915981]the thought of 2 incomes gets me hard[/QUOTE]
Will be 3 when my VA compensation gets settled. Then the wife going to work makes 4.
[QUOTE=TXBuddy;1617924481]Will be 3 when my VA compensation gets settled. Then the wife going to work makes 4.[/QUOTE]
cha-ching!!
About 10 years ago I made a pretty significant investment in my company. Didn't have the cash at the time, so borrowed it. Every dime of income (from that investment) has gone to paying off that debt. Which means, I was paying income tax on significant income that I wasn't seeing.
I just made the last payment in August. Get to finally enjoy the income.
[QUOTE=litljay;1617930801]cha-ching!!
About 10 years ago I made a pretty significant investment in my company. Didn't have the cash at the time, so borrowed it. Every dime of income (from that investment) has gone to paying off that debt. Which means, I was paying income tax on significant income that I wasn't seeing.
I just made the last payment in August. Get to finally enjoy the income.[/QUOTE]
Should have used Trump's accountant. amirite
[QUOTE=GarthVader;1617941801]Should have used Trump's accountant. amirite[/QUOTE]
If tat would have allowed me to play fewer taxes, I'm all about it.