Taylor Swift looks like a cat... Srs
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Taylor Swift looks like a cat... Srs
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[QUOTE=SimmerDownBrah;1025452123]Taylor Swift looks like a cat... Srs
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groce
Repped for providing the lulz.
Mike Jones.
best thread
i will fap and think of more
edition 1
girl 9
Natalie Portman
pics:
[img]https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS215UtLry4iyYm-zRvv4z5J03BSpL9GOe5xdGAKfyzrernyB0xGA[/img]
[img]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_SjE88gZDTiY/TPhx0YGPmOI/AAAAAAAAAFQ/8AruS8kw1Nk/s1600/natalie-portman-bald.jpg[/img]
[img]http://www.nypost.com/rw/nypost/2010/11/28/entertainment/photos_stories/natalie_1--300x300.jpg[/img]
pros:
ok face
sexy voice
cons:
pancakes in bulk
boy body
short hair
weird shaped head
overall:
misc rating: 9/10 misc e-standard rating 3/10 mike jones rating 5/10
would smash? yes
would wife? yes
[QUOTE=SquidSticks;1025475793]Repped for providing the lulz.
Mike Jones.[/QUOTE]
who
Stay flossing
thank you mike jones keep hustling cuz
natalie portman is crossing the line brah.
[QUOTE=Ted1122;1026085633]natalie portman is crossing the line brah.[/QUOTE]
fair rating is fair
[QUOTE=MikeJones77;1025906753]edition 1
girl 9
Natalie Portman
pics:
[img]https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS215UtLry4iyYm-zRvv4z5J03BSpL9GOe5xdGAKfyzrernyB0xGA[/im]
[img]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_SjE88gZDTiY/TPhx0YGPmOI/AAAAAAAAAFQ/8AruS8kw1Nk/s1600/natalie-portman-bald.jpg[/ig]
[img]http://www.nypost.com/rw/nypost/2010/11/28/entertainment/photos_stories/natalie_1--300x300.jpg[img]
pros:
ok face
sexy voice
cons:
pancakes in bulk
boy body
short hair
weird shaped head
overall:
misc rating: 9/10 misc e-standard rating 3/10 mike jones rating 5/10
would smash? yes
would wife? yes[/QUOTE]
Its disgusting. But I want to kiss Natalie Hershlag.
I want to hold her face static as she struggles and I want to merge my lips frantically against hers. She wears a thin blouse that hides only the extreme subtleties of her breasts against my ribs, her lower back trapped in my damaging hands.
My penis skyrockets as the thoughts pass through my mind: I'm infiltrating this filthy kike. I can taste her Jewish perfidity on my tongue. It's like beastiality to me, but I am engaging myself with a beast much my equal.
I open my eyes after a few seconds of vertical rubbings of my tongue on her cheek. Her soulless jew-beads are shining widely and ashamedly back at me.
"What's this? Can Jews be cute, too?"
For a second my heart lapses to the sweet feeling of a young courter's as he takes first sight of a novel lass of whom he immediately attributes perfection. But I quickly correct myself; her heart may beat as mine, her brain may perform similar tasks to my brain, her glands may secrete the same hormones and our neurokinetics might match..... but beneath that flesh is a dark, Jewish core of wretched evil that cannot be allowed to prosper.
Her blouse is easily torn off, her legs easily parted. I **** her, throw her to the ground, land a few glorious Aryan punches on her cheek, and cum wide across her face, all in less than 5 minutes.
Her whimpers fade as I tidy myself up, straightening my blazer and tie. One last look at the bloody lump lying a few feet from me gives no real conclusions; she might be dead, or perhaps just silent and broken. It concerns me only so far as I hadn't planned on killing her, perhaps not gauging my own strength could be considered a weakness. I walk away.
[QUOTE=MikeJones77;1009828633]
Watson
pros:
nice face
cons:
boy face [/QUOTE]
...
I Keep that purple stuff all in my cup, 84's when I'm rollin' up.
[QUOTE=JakeSanyu;1026404413]I Keep that purple stuff all in my cup, 84's when I'm rollin' up.[/QUOTE]
lol
Post pictures of natalie portman bald and say she's a 5/10.... k
[QUOTE=MikeJones77;1009828633][b]pros:[/b]
[b]nice face[/b]
ok legs
[b]cons:[/b]
british
[b]boy face[/b] and body
pale
short hair
overall:
would smash? yes
would wife? yes
[/QUOTE]
u foking wot m8
who?
[img]https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSGEYqTvS0sAqOaR9zpNJrraSHKaf2TCG2f3mY0aFy4fYa8Me4aXw[/img]
Olivia wilde please.
[QUOTE=uwantsumfuk;1026543213]who?[/QUOTE]
[img]http://content6.flixster.com/photo/12/68/69/12686960_ori.jpg[/img]
Mike jonessssssssss
[QUOTE=DrProoflz;1026391653]Its disgusting. But I want to kiss Natalie Hershlag.
I want to hold her face static as she struggles and I want to merge my lips frantically against hers. She wears a thin blouse that hides only the extreme subtleties of her breasts against my ribs, her lower back trapped in my damaging hands.
My penis skyrockets as the thoughts pass through my mind: I'm infiltrating this filthy kike. I can taste her Jewish perfidity on my tongue. It's like beastiality to me, but I am engaging myself with a beast much my equal.
I open my eyes after a few seconds of vertical rubbings of my tongue on her cheek. Her soulless jew-beads are shining widely and ashamedly back at me.
"What's this? Can Jews be cute, too?"
For a second my heart lapses to the sweet feeling of a young courter's as he takes first sight of a novel lass of whom he immediately attributes perfection. But I quickly correct myself; her heart may beat as mine, her brain may perform similar tasks to my brain, her glands may secrete the same hormones and our neurokinetics might match..... but beneath that flesh is a dark, Jewish core of wretched evil that cannot be allowed to prosper.
Her blouse is easily torn off, her legs easily parted. I **** her, throw her to the ground, land a few glorious Aryan punches on her cheek, and cum wide across her face, all in less than 5 minutes.
Her whimpers fade as I tidy myself up, straightening my blazer and tie. One last look at the bloody lump lying a few feet from me gives no real conclusions; she might be dead, or perhaps just silent and broken. It concerns me only so far as I hadn't planned on killing her, perhaps not gauging my own strength could be considered a weakness. I walk away.[/QUOTE]
I feel bad for lol'ing profusely at this
Me & slim we ain't trippin I'm finger flippin & syrup sippin, like do or die I'm po pimpin
[QUOTE=Benski9;1026559783]Me & slim we ain't trippin I'm finger flippin & syrup sippin, like do or die I'm po pimpin[/QUOTE]
okk
If you dont work, you dont eat
you dont grind, you dont shine
not if aints or buts... bottomline..
[QUOTE=MikeJones77;1010412133]edition 1
girl 6
Kate Upton
pics:
pros:
the teds
cons:
mole face
awkward body
miss piggy face
pancakes
overall:
[B]misc rating 10/10 misc e standard rating 7/10 mike jones rating 5/10[/B]
would smash? yes
would marry? no[/QUOTE]
I was going to rep until I saw the bold. Then again, she's not a misc overrated girl anyway. Most miscers already believe she's overrated, so she really doesn't belong on the list.
[QUOTE=heybigboy5;1007267813]Mila Kunis
[IMG]http://www2.pictures.zimbio.com/fp/Ashton+Kutcher+Mila+Kunis+Walk+Dog+ff45fQ3fTMNl.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
strong this
this broad is groce
[QUOTE=MikeJones77;1026941843]okk[/QUOTE]
oooooooooh
grandma
great thrad