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[QUOTE=danap3681;914187163]What if I was a Tennessee fan? Or I could be LSU fan?[/QUOTE]
I believe you are from Alabama, and in my experience, yall are mostly about that there ROLL TIDE, if you were an LSU fan, you would of most likely been kicked out of the state, lol..Bama fans are a special bunch.
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[QUOTE=danap3681;914187923]I think you are trying to change the subject so everyone will forget about your QUARTER SIZE PENOR!!!!!! Hahaha![/QUOTE]
gawd dammit, lol, one mistake, scarred for life!
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[QUOTE=danap3681;914180923]No sh*t!! We just talk about beauty products, clothes & stuff. Men love to talk about their penors! ;)[/QUOTE]
Of course we talk about our weiners....just like women talk about their vaginas....ALL THE TIME.
Period this, period that. Look on tv at how many commercials are directly targeted at vaginas...vagisil, feminine body wash, tampax.
Women talk about vagina more then men talk about vagina.
Life = vagina.
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[QUOTE=David89;914188253]I believe you are from Alabama, and in my experience, yall are mostly about that there ROLL TIDE, if you were an LSU fan, you would of most likely been kicked out of the state, lol..Bama fans are a special bunch.[/QUOTE]
If you live in BAMA you are BAMA fan or Auburn! A few folks pull for LSU & Tennessee but not many! I lived in TN when Peyton was QB & went to some games & liked TN then but not anymore. My entire family is BAMA fans. :)
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[QUOTE=danap3681;914190373]If you live in BAMA you are BAMA fan or Auburn! A few folks pull for LSU & Tennessee but not many! I lived in TN when Peyton was QB & went to some games & liked TN then but not anymore. My entire family is BAMA fans. :)[/QUOTE]
Around here, if you are a Tennesse fan, automatically assumed you are gay.lol..BAMA fans are usually alright..unless they win a championship..then holy fawk.
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[QUOTE=David89;914192833]Around here, if you are a Tennesse fan, automatically assumed you are gay.lol..BAMA fans are usually alright..unless they win a championship..then holy fawk.[/QUOTE]
We have our fair share of ass*oles that is for sure! They come out of the closet when you win! Never knew they were for BAMA until they won & then they are sporting all the championshp gear just to get on the wagon! True fans pull for them no matter how sucky they are :) Iron Bowl is a bigger game around here. People go to jail & get killed over that game. LOL!
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[QUOTE=pumplikecuming;914190363]Of course we talk about our weiners....just like women talk about their vaginas....ALL THE TIME.
Period this, period that. Look on tv at how many commercials are directly targeted at vaginas...vagisil, feminine body wash, tampax.
Women talk about vagina more then men talk about vagina.
Life = vagina.[/QUOTE]
I wish every month you got bloated and bitchy.. and extra horny and then BOOM period cramps so bad you can't sit/stand or even exist. And then eat half the fridge cause you're so hungry but still really bloated and feel like a whale.
Some things a man will just never understand....
[img]http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6mz2x1Zic1rn1c9w.gif[/img]
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I can't physically get "extra horny" I am honestly ready at any moment to go at it, lol..but I feel your pain..well..not really..but, Im sure that shyt sucks.
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[QUOTE=zipitlisten;914195663]I wish every month you got bloated and bitchy.. and extra horny and then BOOM period cramps so bad you can't sit/stand or even exist. And then eat half the fridge cause you're so hungry but still really bloated and feel like a whale.
Some things a man will just never understand....
[img]http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6mz2x1Zic1rn1c9w.gif[/img][/QUOTE]
Boner you have to hide.
/thread
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[QUOTE=David89;914197553]I can't physically get "extra horny" I am honestly ready at any moment to go at it, lol..but I feel your pain..well..not really..but, Im sure that shyt sucks.[/QUOTE]
You seriously never have those moments when you're extra in the mood?
[QUOTE=Dirk__Diggler;914197783]Boner you have to hide.
/thread[/QUOTE]
I will wreck you
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See my bottoming out comment, come at me!
;)
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[QUOTE=zipitlisten;914200803]You seriously never have those moments when you're extra in the mood? [/QUOTE]
after a workout i could run a train on a group of females, so, I know what ya mean lol
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[QUOTE=Dirk__Diggler;914197783]Boner you have to hide.
/thread[/QUOTE]
LOL!! Never wear knit shorts when that happens. :)
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[QUOTE=David89;914202783]after a workout i could run a train on a group of females, so, I know what ya mean lol[/QUOTE]
Just drop that "quarter" in the slot when you board the train!
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[QUOTE=danap3681;914203203]LOL!! Never wear knit shorts when that happens. :)[/QUOTE]
brb uptucking it into waist ban..pretty painful :-/
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[QUOTE=zipitlisten;914200803]You seriously never have those moments when you're extra in the mood?
I will wreck you[/QUOTE]
If your a guy that dosnt fap semi-regularly or have sex, yes we can get extra in the mood. But its more like a buildup rather than a peaks and valley thing.
*Reference 40 days and 40 nights
and 11-14y/o guys have it worse. Boners ALL THE DAMN TIME! a light breeze: get a boner. Slight vibration in a car ride: get a boner. See 1/10th of a girls bewbs: get a boner.
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[QUOTE=zipitlisten;914195663]I wish every month you got bloated and bitchy.. and extra horny and then BOOM period cramps so bad you can't sit/stand or even exist. And then eat half the fridge cause you're so hungry but still really bloated and feel like a whale.
Some things a man will just never understand....
[img]http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6mz2x1Zic1rn1c9w.gif[/img][/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Dirk__Diggler;914197783]Boner you have to hide.
/thread[/QUOTE]
Its 10th grade, and you are a male...who likes a girl. You have uncontrollable feelings and CANNOT control when or where you have a boner. You both are in a speech communication class. It's your turn to give the biggest solo presentation on the subject you have been researching for the past month. You get a huge surge of testosterone/hormones and you have a rock solid boner...
The teacher now calls your name to give your presentation. You tell the teacher you are nervous in order to prevent everyone from seeing your huge boner of a cawk. She denies your statement and forces you up to make your presentation or you fail.
THIS WAS ME....IN 10TH GRADE.
You want to talk about embarrassing? My penis was fully mature in 10th grade, and my dick is bigger than average, so when I get boners YOU KNOW WHATS UP. I went up in front of that class, and I tried everything in my power to hide that boner but it failed....AND EVERY ONE IN THAT ROOM, including the girl I had a crush on and my teacher, KNEW I HAD A ROCK HARD BONER. I tried hiding, I swear to god I tried....but it wasn't fooling anyone. There were giggles, girls looking at eachother whispering...and even my crush couldn't look me in the eye. Everyone's eyes were dead set on that fat cawk.
My teacher then understood half way through my utter failure of a presentation why I was trying to diverge the attention away from me.
ALSO....girls might get horny during PMS, but think about that level of hornyness all day every day. You know how hard it is to stop from trying to not try and rip off every girls blouse and throw them around (tenderly of course), lick that vag then penetrate till she screams bloody murder (the good kinda scream/o face).
Yea you don't cause guys don't make a big deal of things.
I am sorry you bleed from your vagina 3-7 days of the month...it sucks, but you know what else happens when you get a period. Guys rushing to do shiit for you. You get ice cream from your bf (I used to buy my gf it all the time), you get special attention (again from your bf). What do guys get?
[img]http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4dyhjBVLq1r8ve2q.gif[/img]
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Not to derail you or kick you off your soapbox, but its really not like I want to rape every female I meet. Then again Im generally a pretty controlled guy.
If you have a cool girlfriend, she will return the favor and "help you with your problems"
Stop trying to work how big your dick is into almost every post you make. If you really want to tell people how big your dick is then get this shirt and shuddavukup:
[IMG]http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/img-thing?.out=jpg&size=l&tid=29576146[/IMG]
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[QUOTE=Ascendedlife;914249553]Not to derail you or kick you off your soapbox, but its really not like I want to rape every female I meet. Then again Im generally a pretty controlled guy.
If you have a cool girlfriend, she will return the favor and "help you with your problems"
Stop trying to work how big your dick is into almost every post you make. If you really want to tell people how big your dick is then get this shirt and shuddavukup:
[IMG]http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/img-thing?.out=jpg&size=l&tid=29576146[/IMG][/QUOTE]
7.5 inches IS NOT BIG.
Big would be at least 9 or 10 inches and super thick. Not trying to make it the highlight of each of my posts either, that was the whole story.
and wtf is this about rape? just cause you wana bone someone does not make it rape, non consensual sex is rape...and I believe that warrants the death sentence so no, I would never in a million years rape anything. Although I have knocked a guy out with my baseball bat in my apartment complex for trying to take advantage of some innocent chicks that were hammered in the hot tub though...
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[QUOTE=danap3681;914203723]Just drop that "quarter" in the slot when you board the train![/QUOTE]
You the first one in line? ;)
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Not that I'm condoning his repetitive cock size statements, but this is the "size of your pencil thread" just sayin.
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[QUOTE=Wyomann;914252583]Not that I'm condoning his repetitive cock size statements, but this is the "size of your pencil thread" just sayin.[/QUOTE]So you're saying I should have called it "Its not the size of your Mag Light, but how you make it shine" ?