Miscers - Here's what goes on in a woman's head after a date.[PICS]

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[QUOTE=skamps;976335843][img]http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/U_3c6f57_1279937.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]lol, actually it would've been better if the bottom line said, "HE say you mad"

[QUOTE=skamps;976332213]Lulzz lulzzz and more lulllzzz to be had[/QUOTE]

I don't get it.
Fem misc how does it work? Time to get outta here.

The piss in the toilet is because of water conservation. If it's brown it goes down, if it's yellow let it mellow.

Would rep him in real life for that. srs

[QUOTE=pUniCepts;976343143]The piss in the toilet is because of water conservation. If it's brown it goes down, if it's yellow let it mellow.

Would rep him in real life for that. srs[/QUOTE]right...piss on the seat or the back toilet,down the sides and on the floor? usually a morning issue;)

[QUOTE=pUniCepts;976343143]The piss in the toilet is because of water conservation. If it's brown it goes down, if it's yellow let it mellow.

Would rep him in real life for that. srs[/QUOTE]

I subscribe to this.

However I don't let it mellow if I'm leaving the house.

[QUOTE=brotatorcuff;976343043]I don't get it.
Fem misc how does it work? Time to get outta here.[/QUOTE]

How does what work? You can see the ladies here did not agree with the thread.


[QUOTE=pUniCepts;976343143]The piss in the toilet is because of water conservation. If it's brown it goes down, if it's yellow let it mellow.

Would rep him in real life for that. srs[/QUOTE]

This would not fly in my house. You would have to move out.

The guy sounds like your standard slob, why all the hate for the OP?

Skamps, how much money do you keep on you that you can't afford cab fare after paying for drinks?

cant see the last pic she posted on this page

[QUOTE=LivinoffBliss;976350073]cant see the last pic she posted on this page[/QUOTE]Right click and select "open image in new window"

OP is a *******

[QUOTE=Keltron;976356553]Right click and select "open image in new window"[/QUOTE]

Currently links to funnyjunk.com....so....?

[QUOTE=stealthmedia;976357273]OP is a *******[/QUOTE]

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Just...

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[QUOTE=jcook996;976381383]Just...

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No.

OP, about how many drinks did he have? Or how much money's worth of drinks did he have? And when he asked you to pay, did he say he was going pay you back his half?

Hmm.....

I must be a dream date cuz if I invite a girl out, I am going to pay, it's just the gentleman in me.

Here is cliffs from my last first date:
-Pick her up at her place, open doors for her.
-Take her out to eat and drinks, pay for it all.
-Come back to my place. Which is clean, bed made no clutter, no mess, everything put away (as always).
-No pressure for sex just hang out.
-Make out, take her home, made plans for next date(s).

I have since been on more dates with this girl and things have moved along ;). MISC would prolly call me wk beta for being a gentleman, but I want a woman, with intellect and more than just sex, not some dumb sl00t to smash and trash.

[QUOTE=Keltron;976383223]OP, about how many drinks did he have? Or how much money's worth of drinks did he have? And when he asked you to pay, did he say he was going pay you back his half?[/QUOTE]

She's just trolling.


[QUOTE=Nelly87;976388243]Hmm.....

I must be a dream date cuz if I invite a girl out, I am going to pay, it's just the gentleman in me.

Here is cliffs from my last first date:
-Pick her up at her place, open doors for her.
-Take her out to eat and drinks, pay for it all.
-Come back to my place. Which is clean, bed made no clutter, no mess, everything put away (as always).
-No pressure for sex just hang out.
-Make out, take her home, made plans for next date(s).

I have since been on more dates with this girl and things have moved along ;). MISC would prolly call me wk beta for being a gentleman, but I want a woman, with intellect and more than just sex, not some dumb sl00t to smash and trash.[/QUOTE]

Dude.. wat

[QUOTE=Keltron;976383223]OP, about how many drinks did he have? Or how much money's worth of drinks did he have? And when he asked you to pay, did he say he was going pay you back his half?[/QUOTE]

I am still trying to figure out the question someone asked early because none of this adds up in my book! "If he lost his wallet the previous night, how is it he afforded to go and get breakfast the next morning"??? Inquiring minds want to know. Did he take it out in trade with the cashier or something???


And I would rather a man just tell me he was broke and couldn't afford to pay rather than just lie and say he lost his wallet. I would buy him a drink or two but definitely save cab fare.

[QUOTE=Nelly87;976388243]Hmm.....

I must be a dream date cuz if I invite a girl out, I am going to pay, it's just the gentleman in me.

Here is cliffs from my last first date:
-Pick her up at her place, open doors for her.
-Take her out to eat and drinks, pay for it all.
-Come back to my place. Which is clean, bed made no clutter, no mess, everything put away (as always).
-No pressure for sex just hang out.
-Make out, take her home, made plans for next date(s).

I have since been on more dates with this girl and things have moved along ;). MISC would prolly call me wk beta for being a gentleman, but I want a woman, with intellect and more than just sex, not some dumb sl00t to smash and trash.[/QUOTE]


Faith in humanity restored :)

[QUOTE=skamps;976393243]Faith in humanity restored :)[/QUOTE]

Yet you killed our faith in humanity. Hypocrisy.

[QUOTE=danap3681;976389113]I am still trying to figure out the question someone asked early because none of this adds up in my book! "If he lost his wallet the previous night, how is it he afforded to go and get breakfast the next morning"??? Inquiring minds want to know. Did he take it out in trade with the cashier or something???


And I would rather a man just tell me he was broke and couldn't afford to pay rather than just lie and say he lost his wallet. I would buy him a drink or two but definitely save cab fare.[/QUOTE]

OP's date is a magician.

Not only did he pay for breakfast with a missing wallet, he also got breakfast after she left while he was sleeping.

:D

[QUOTE=Xinroth;976394143]Yet you killed our faith in humanity. Hypocrisy.[/QUOTE]

My thoughts exactly.

[QUOTE=skamps;976179623]I left at 8am while he was still asleep. Had no way of getting home at 2am since no more bus service ( couldn't drive, was drinking with him) and no more money left to spend on cab because i spent it on drinks....def did not stay by choice[/QUOTE]

typical women.....You left at 8am while he was asleep yet he brought you breakfast.........something seems off

[QUOTE=Nelly87;976388243]Hmm.....

I must be a dream date cuz if I invite a girl out, I am going to pay, it's just the gentleman in me.

Here is cliffs from my last first date:
-Pick her up at her place, open doors for her.
-Take her out to eat and drinks, pay for it all.
-Come back to my place. Which is clean, bed made no clutter, no mess, everything put away (as always).
-No pressure for sex just hang out.
-Make out, take her home, made plans for next date(s).

I have since been on more dates with this girl and things have moved along ;). MISC would prolly call me wk beta for being a gentleman, but I want a woman, with intellect and more than just sex, not some dumb sl00t to smash and trash.[/QUOTE]

Actually for my most recent previous date, I had a wallet issue as well.

cliffs:
-Got home from work about 1hr before our date and realized that I forgot my wallet at work in San Francisco which was over the bridge which required $5 toll which was in my wallet which was at work lol.
-Date got to my house and I told her to spot me $5 because I left my wallet at work and we needed it for toll to get my wallet.
-Went to work, retrieved my wallet and headed back towards my house.
-Ate a bomb diggity dinner but no alcohol. Even though she asked me out on the date, I paid for everything because she drove to come my way.
- Went back to my apartment that was reasonably clean except for a few dishes in the sink.
- Watched Walking Dead on Netflix on my projector.
- Had sex.
- She offered to pay for breakfast the next morning but I said I'd split it w/her.
- Continued to date her and only her for 8 more weeks.
- Broke up and took a few weeks off from each other, after which we reconnected and became good friends.

[QUOTE=penny0527;976248523]I do not bash men because I know good ones exist. I married a great man.[/QUOTE]

Same here. Also agree with MrsH... Glad not to be dating anymore too!

@op you're what gives woman a bad image srs, if you didn't like the guy you didn't have to bash him. Also, besides all that you still let him smash? Lol strong morals, you're probably going to decline that he slept with you but who kisses a guy and stays overnight at his place and the guy brings food in the am if nothing happened? Sluts gonna slut

Skamps, honestly - you made a couple of mistakes, but learn from them. :)

-take more money next time = cab ride home = no spending the night with the dude

That just about sums up the best resolution for this scenario. Or call a friend/sibling to pick you up.

[QUOTE=V.I.C;976250313]Failing that always have a wingman (or female equivalent) who is willing to pick you up when in need.

Hmmmm.. what is the name for the female equivalent of a wingman?[/QUOTE]


:). Wingwoman.

[QUOTE=skamps;976382893]No.[/QUOTE]

God, you're like the clap, you just won't go away.

way to perpetuate the hatred of women




here let me tell ya what it takes to be a woman young-in
drive your own car to a date
this way if you are not comfortable you choose when to leave
bring your own money to a date
you do not go on one pressuming the MAN will pay for everything
what were you doing in his apt anyhow on that first date?
you put the goods out there and wonder why he wants to see you again?
you now a booty call
but yet want to be treated like a queen