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[QUOTE=mtpockets;1566215991]Why the fuk would, how some guy sits, even be a thought in your head? Let alone make you cringe.[/QUOTE]
Because I was raised with f@#!?g manors and some sort of decentcy .. Especially when it comes to sitting. So yes, watching guys sit like apes makes me cringe..
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MT, would you please get some manors? Good grief!
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[QUOTE=bodyhard;1566225351]
Are you fcking kidding me?[/QUOTE]
Mikey is a dainty little flower who doesn't abide such brutish toxic masculinity.
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[QUOTE=mikieson;1566212221]ill be honest. Ive always cringed and wondered why some guys sit with their legs so wide open.[/QUOTE]
Balls. Balls is your answer. They require proper air conditioning.
Thankfully, I live in a state with few people which privileges me to keep my boys at optimal temperature to reproduce with the likes of your mom. Assuming she's an 8+
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[QUOTE=mikieson;1566237221]Because I was raised with f@#!?g manors[/QUOTE]
Manors plural? Damn bro...did you live there or were you the hired help?
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[QUOTE=bodyhard;1566194711]I saw her again today, if looks could kill, she gave me the dirtiest look I ever seen on a woman :D
The crazy thing is this woman appears to be normal, very clean in fact she was dressed immaculate yesterday and today. She didn't/doesn't seem crazy the least bit, so I have to wonder why the hell would she behave in such a manner towards a total stranger.[/QUOTE]
Maybe she knows you.
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[QUOTE=mikieson;1566237221]Because I was raised with f@#!?g manors and some sort of decentcy .. Especially when it comes to sitting. So yes, watching guys sit like apes makes me cringe..[/QUOTE]
Did you have Butlers and Maids too?
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[QUOTE=mikieson;1566212221]ill be honest. Ive always cringed and wondered why some guys sit with their legs so wide open.[/QUOTE]
Ventilation and cooling. It’s very important for sperm production. Ideally, one should spread without anything worn under the kilt. It’s for future generations, I’m sure the ladies will understand.
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[QUOTE=bodyhard;1566194711]I saw her again today, if looks could kill, she gave me the dirtiest look I ever seen on a woman :D
The crazy thing is this woman appears to be normal, very clean in fact she was dressed immaculate yesterday and today. She didn't/doesn't seem crazy the least bit, so I have to wonder why the hell would she behave in such a manner towards a total stranger.[/QUOTE]
Should invite her to commute on your scooter with you next dry day, but only if she keeps her legs together.
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[QUOTE=mtpockets;1566242051]Did you have Butlers and Maids too?[/QUOTE]
We’re out of pledge.
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I don't know what I'd do in a situation like this. But she made first contact. I'd probably bat her hands away while screaming keep your hands to yourself or buy me a drink first. Would depend of her level of committent to crazy.
Confused as why some of you don't know why a guy sits the way he sits.
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[QUOTE=mikieson;1566212221]ill be honest. Ive always cringed and wondered why some guys sit with their legs so wide open.[/QUOTE]
If I let you borrow my huge dong and sack for a few weeks, you’d understand. LOL
[QUOTE=Mark1T;1566196461]It is not personal, Johnny. Man-spreading triggers some people. You could try and un-trigger her by putting your legs together and asking her to sit by you :D[/QUOTE]
Fuark that’s a great answer right there. Completely diffuse the situation with humor. I get away with a ton of stuff doing it that way. Its actually my go to method of confrontation with most people. But...we are talking about New York here, so the rules I grew up with might not apply. I’m not a New York, Chicago kind of a guy.
[QUOTE=bodyhard;1566194711]I saw her again today, if looks could kill, she gave me the dirtiest look I ever seen on a woman :D
The crazy thing is this woman appears to be normal, very clean in fact she was dressed immaculate yesterday and today. She didn't/doesn't seem crazy the least bit, so I have to wonder why the hell would she behave in such a manner towards a total stranger.[/QUOTE]
I’m going to guess white, and not from New York. If those two things are true, that pretty much explains it all if true.
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what in the hell did I just read...
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[QUOTE=Tfor2;1566259691]what in the hell did I just read...[/QUOTE]
Another episode of tales from the hood, BH style.
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[QUOTE=bodyhard;1566133721]This morning I took the train (pouring out so I did not ride my bike) and a woman sitting across me said to me "Can you close your legs" at first I had no fcking idea what the hell she was talking about nor did I think she was talking to me. Then she yells it out again "Can you close your legs!
I look at her like she was fcking crazy and ignored her and then she gets up walks over to me and says "If you close your legs people will have more room to sit" Mind you no one was sitting next to me.
Still ignoring her she actually puts her hand on my knees and tries to make me close my legs. I had to get up and walk away from this crazy woman and she went on yelling that men need to learn to close their legs on the train!
Crazy bitch![/QUOTE]On spread. SRS.
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I have known people to sit with their legs open whilst wearing shorts and a bollock has been inadvertently hanging out. It doesn't sound like that was the issue here though.
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I’m going to guess white, and not from New York. If those two things are true, that pretty much explains it all if true.[/QUOTE]
Yup she was white, but I am assuming she is from NY as I saw her 2 days in a row.
[QUOTE=x-trainer ben;1566279681]Another episode of tales from the hood, BH style.[/QUOTE]
I need to start writing episodes from NYC trains.
[QUOTE=KeepItMoving;1566284531]On spread. SRS.[/QUOTE]
KIP, this woman has some serious problems, she was just lucky she was a woman, seriously.
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LMFAO!!!
I wind up being in the middle of a fight between two guys on my way home yesterday :(
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[QUOTE=bodyhard;1566307821]LMFAO!!!
I wind up being in the middle of a fight between two guys on my way home yesterday :([/QUOTE]
Is this $hit on the trains a daily deal there? Wife & I will be in Manhatten next sept and planning on using the transit system to get around, down to Ellis Island, up to the Bronx, etc. I want to see some $hit go down, punches fly, etc.
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[QUOTE=Corbi;1566321871]Is this $hit on the trains a daily deal there? Wife & I will be in Manhatten next sept and planning on using the transit system to get around, down to Ellis Island, up to the Bronx, etc. I want to see some $hit go down, punches fly, etc.[/QUOTE]
Are you going to be taking the train daily? If so you will see something for sure. But honestly why you want to ride this **** hole?
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[QUOTE=Corbi;1566321871]Is this $hit on the trains a daily deal there? Wife & I will be in Manhatten next sept and planning on using the transit system to get around, down to Ellis Island, up to the Bronx, etc. I want to see some $hit go down, punches fly, etc.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=bodyhard;1566324731]Are you going to be taking the train daily? If so you will see something for sure. But honestly why you want to ride this **** hole?[/QUOTE]
Corbolito, Johnny has a point. The train 'aint really part of any tour :)
If I ever move up there, I'm going to buy a helicopter. Fukk that shiit :D (that's Johnny-talk)
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[QUOTE=Corbi;1566321871]Is this $hit on the trains a daily deal there? Wife & I will be in Manhatten next sept and planning on using the transit system to get around, down to Ellis Island, up to the Bronx, etc. I want to see some $hit go down, punches fly, etc.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, I only rode the train a couple of times per week when I lived there. Never saw violence, but did see a lot of weird sh!t. Tons of crazy bastards ride the train, so there is a reasonable chance you'll run across a few of them.
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[QUOTE=Corbi;1566321871]Is this $hit on the trains a daily deal there? Wife & I will be in Manhatten next sept and planning on using the transit system to get around, down to Ellis Island, up to the Bronx, etc. I want to see some $hit go down, punches fly, etc.[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=Clinos;1566337031][url]https://i.imgur.com/GSGb9CM.gifv[/url][/QUOTE]
No goofier than the clown we saw on the train in Munich dressed as a baby complete with diaper, weird bonnet, etc.
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[QUOTE=Karl_Hungus;1566331141]Yeah, I only rode the train a couple of times per week when I lived there. Never saw violence, but did see a lot of weird sh!t. Tons of crazy bastards ride the train, so there is a reasonable chance you'll run across a few of them.[/QUOTE]
Sooner or later you just probably become one of them...you just....turn.
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[QUOTE=Mark1T;1566329721]Corbolito, Johnny has a point. The train 'aint really part of any tour :)
If I ever move up there, I'm going to buy a helicopter. Fukk that shiit :D (that's Johnny-talk)[/QUOTE]
The daily commute for a year and a half now I have witness more fights and nuttiness more than ever! I had hit one guy and put him to sleep and have held my composure on several occasions more than I cared for :mad:
The scooter I purchased (which most on here would not understand) for my alternate commute was to keep me from doing something stupid. However, since I have been on this medication I am mellow and nothing upsets me, its like my testosterone is gone :(
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[QUOTE=bodyhard;1566389061]The daily commute for a year and a half now I have witness more fights and nuttiness more than ever! I had hit one guy and put him to sleep and have held my composure on several occasions more than I cared for :mad:
The scooter I purchased (which most on here would not understand) for my alternate commute was to keep me from doing something stupid. However, since I have been on this medication I am mellow and nothing upsets me, its like my testosterone is gone :([/QUOTE]
Other than not being upset, do you still fee drowsy, i.e. have you gotten more used to the meds?
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[QUOTE=bodyhard;1566389061]since I have been on this medication I am mellow and nothing upsets me, its like my testosterone is gone :([/QUOTE]
But isn't that why you took it? To mellow you out so that don't get upset as easily?