Forum: Nutrition Misc

Just wondering what you guys use at the gym that is affordable. My first pair: http://www.amazon.com/Creative-Labs-51MZ0085AA002-Headphones-EP-630/dp/B000EGJZ2O These were great, they rocked. Lasted about 2 years before I broke the cord. Second pair:...

Seriously, no matter what flavor I try, they all taste and mix great. The wife loves the birthday cake remix and I settled on the chocolate milkshake flavor. I used to use strictly Optimum nutrition chocolate fudge, but now it tastes like someone vaguely thought about the taste and color of...

When you are driving your dump truck full of cow manure on a hill, park it parrallel with the slope of the hill. If you park it on the slope it can slip out of gear and end up in a pond. I need to charge the 2 batteries on my dozer.

Can someone please explain meat macros to me? For instance, how can ground turkey be labeled 85/15, but when you look at the nutrition facts it has 20g of protein and 17g of fat? That math just doesn't add up. When I do the math it's actually 46% fat and 54% protein. Beef has the same issue, but...

Wear a Ukrainian flag on the velcro patches on the sleeves of your green BDU's today. BDU's are Battle Dress Uniforms for you tards that don't know what a BDU is. Edit: I can assure you that I'm wearing a green BDU with a Ukrainian flag on the sleeves. I think I am banned for posting pictures.

Use a can opener to remove the lid of your favorite canned beverage and enjoy. You can also inspect the contents for foreign objects that may have entered during the canning process. Mice, fingers, etc.

Cowboy beans. Brown some hamburger and breakfast sausage separately. Heat up some baked beans and add the meat. Optional, you can add onions, jalapeno peppers, bacon or anything else you want. Vince is taking a break for a few days with his tips. Here is your obligatory cowgirl.

Not only is clean underwear important, but so are clean socks. All 3 of them.

Always wear clean underwear. You never know when you'll make an unscheduled trip to the E.R.

If you are cooking food for a large group of people, shop early in the morning for the meat. When meat is reaching its "Sell by" date the store will reduce the price up to 40%. I've been smoking 3 slabs of baby back ribs once a week for a group of 10 guys renting 3 houses from me. I can get a...

Hello, I am on day 1 of the Mad Muscles Meal Plan. Some questions, 1. Can I substitute a vege if I don't care for what is listed? 2. Can I skip a snack? 3. Can I reduce quantities? 4. How important are portion sizes? It is a little challenging for me to eat the quantity of food being...

One time there were 8 of us sleeping in a basement bunkhouse of a motel during a pheasant hunt. We had 6 dawgs sleeping in the room with us too. When we woke up the next morning, there were only 5 dawgs. One guy said he woke up in the middle of the night and went outside to get something from...

It helps to hunt pheasants with dogs. We use 2 kinds. Pointers and retrievers. The pointers point, the retrievers retrieve. Here is a retriever. As an added bonus you can do dog lifts.

If you are not hooked on fishing for your nutrition, try pheasant hunting. Female pheasants are called hens and their feather colors are subdued. Male pheasants are called cocks and they are very colorful. Here's a gal holding a big cock.

The most extreme form of fishing involves a bathing suit and a spear gun.

Another form of fishing is jug lines. You take an empty milk jug, tie a line and baited hook to the handle and release it in the water. This is normally done in a slow moving river. Take your boat upstream a few miles from your campsite and release the jugs, then go back to your campsite and...

If catfishing with a rod and reel isn't your cup of tea, try noodling. Noodling is where you put on a glove, wade in the water and try to catch catfish in their mouth in places they rest. People that do this are called rednecks. It's not unusual for redneck women to chew tobacco. Classy redneck...

If the taste of bass on your tongue is not appealing, try catfish*. In other words, if eating bass is not your cup of tea, try catfish*. Interesting story: Many years ago there was a grain barge that lost its load of corn above a lock/dam on the Mississippi river. The load was in excess of...