Forum: Nutrition Misc

Wear a Ukrainian flag on the velcro patches on the sleeves of your green BDU's today. BDU's are Battle Dress Uniforms for you tards that don't know what a BDU is. Edit: I can assure you that I'm wearing a green BDU with a Ukrainian flag on the sleeves. I think I am banned for posting pictures.

Use a can opener to remove the lid of your favorite canned beverage and enjoy. You can also inspect the contents for foreign objects that may have entered during the canning process. Mice, fingers, etc.

Cowboy beans. Brown some hamburger and breakfast sausage separately. Heat up some baked beans and add the meat. Optional, you can add onions, jalapeno peppers, bacon or anything else you want. Vince is taking a break for a few days with his tips. Here is your obligatory cowgirl.

Not only is clean underwear important, but so are clean socks. All 3 of them.

Always wear clean underwear. You never know when you'll make an unscheduled trip to the E.R.

If you are cooking food for a large group of people, shop early in the morning for the meat. When meat is reaching its "Sell by" date the store will reduce the price up to 40%. I've been smoking 3 slabs of baby back ribs once a week for a group of 10 guys renting 3 houses from me. I can get a...

Hello, I am on day 1 of the Mad Muscles Meal Plan. Some questions, 1. Can I substitute a vege if I don't care for what is listed? 2. Can I skip a snack? 3. Can I reduce quantities? 4. How important are portion sizes? It is a little challenging for me to eat the quantity of food being...

One time there were 8 of us sleeping in a basement bunkhouse of a motel during a pheasant hunt. We had 6 dawgs sleeping in the room with us too. When we woke up the next morning, there were only 5 dawgs. One guy said he woke up in the middle of the night and went outside to get something from...

It helps to hunt pheasants with dogs. We use 2 kinds. Pointers and retrievers. The pointers point, the retrievers retrieve. Here is a retriever. As an added bonus you can do dog lifts.

If you are not hooked on fishing for your nutrition, try pheasant hunting. Female pheasants are called hens and their feather colors are subdued. Male pheasants are called cocks and they are very colorful. Here's a gal holding a big cock.

The most extreme form of fishing involves a bathing suit and a spear gun.

Another form of fishing is jug lines. You take an empty milk jug, tie a line and baited hook to the handle and release it in the water. This is normally done in a slow moving river. Take your boat upstream a few miles from your campsite and release the jugs, then go back to your campsite and...

If catfishing with a rod and reel isn't your cup of tea, try noodling. Noodling is where you put on a glove, wade in the water and try to catch catfish in their mouth in places they rest. People that do this are called rednecks. It's not unusual for redneck women to chew tobacco. Classy redneck...

If the taste of bass on your tongue is not appealing, try catfish*. In other words, if eating bass is not your cup of tea, try catfish*. Interesting story: Many years ago there was a grain barge that lost its load of corn above a lock/dam on the Mississippi river. The load was in excess of...

If salmon and trout are not in your picture, you can always fish for bass*. She has a nice bass*. *Fish depicted may not be bass.

If salmon fishing is not available to you, there is always trout*. I live about a mile away from my cities sports complex (football, baseball, tennis). There is a 15 acre lake that is stocked for fishing. Each year my states wildlife department stocks it with trout*. Your own states may do the...

Salmon* is very nutritious. Ice fishing for salmon* in the Upper Penisula of Michigan is very popular. *No salmon are included in this picture.

Salmon* is very nutritious. In Washington state a freshwater fishing license is $85. A saltwater license is $60. Salmon* live in fresh and saltwater. *Fish depicted may not be salmon.

Salmon* is healthy for you. The best place to fish for salmon* is Alaska. A 1 day non-resident fishing license is $15. A 3 day is $30. A 7 day is $45. *Fish depicted may not be salmon.

Salmon* is an excellent source of omega-3 fatty acid, a good source of protein, and rich in B vitamins. *fish depicted may not be salmon.

If you are citrus intolerant and can't eat oranges, try Tang. Tang is a powdered drink mix developed by General Mills in 1956. Sales were poor until NASA started including Tang on the space flights for the mission to the Moon. Ted Nugent even wrote a song about Tang. "Wang Dang Sweet Moon...

Oranges and orange juice are an excellent source of vitamin C. Orange juice also pairs well with extract of fermented potato or fermented sugar cane.