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AccountantGuy
08-21-2006, 09:34 PM
The first 20 people to reply to this thread and who are willing to provide feedback will receive a one month cycle of Ultimate Alpha's new extreme lean mass builder. Gains of 15+ lbs and up to1/2 inch in height are to be expected.

RBEliminator
08-21-2006, 10:23 PM
Gains of 15+ lbs and up to1/2 inch in height are to be expected.


What's the ingredient profile on this?

Outside backer
08-21-2006, 10:24 PM
1/2 inch in height huh

beer20
08-21-2006, 10:41 PM
do you put vicks on your hand instead of vaseline?


:D

bbgolfer
08-21-2006, 10:47 PM
Half an inch in height?? Are you sure about that? With a name like that, I would expect a half an inch in length, if you catch my drift. ;)

Madevilz
08-21-2006, 10:51 PM
I thought this thread was a joke. o_O

factotum
08-21-2006, 10:54 PM
I thought this thread was a joke. o_O

You mean it isn't? I like the claims it makes and no description whatsoever about the product.

Brian_Didily
08-21-2006, 10:59 PM
The first 20 people to reply to this thread and who are willing to provide feedback will receive a one month cycle of Ultimate Alpha's new extreme lean mass builder. Gains of 15+ lbs and up to1/2 inch in height are to be expected.
Me, I will do it and give feedback.

Mr. Aries
08-21-2006, 11:16 PM
What's the ingredient profile on this?



you goober!!! better start making up a story on how you knew this was a joke and was just playing along :D

JRRBadBoy4Life
08-21-2006, 11:20 PM
Thanks, I guess I made the cut:)

dan7681
08-21-2006, 11:24 PM
Yes I made the cut. Now I'll finally grow a 1/2 inch taller :D

and with a name that includes methyl and ester you know it's gotta be the **** :cool:

Heinlbag
08-21-2006, 11:38 PM
I'm replying!
hope im with the first 20...

solarize
08-22-2006, 12:00 AM
IS the esterbate a new deliver method or 'manual'?

OneBetter
08-22-2006, 12:41 AM
negged, this thread does not deliever. :mad:

























j/k :D

IntensityX
08-22-2006, 02:32 AM
Gains of 15+ lbs and up to1/2 inch in height are to be expected.

http://i8.tinypic.com/2598o4x.gif

sparkymcg
08-22-2006, 04:47 AM
The first 20 people to reply to this thread and who are willing to provide feedback will receive a one month cycle of Ultimate Alpha's new extreme lean mass builder. Gains of 15+ lbs and up to1/2 inch in height are to be expected.
I will do it

Travis71902
08-22-2006, 05:01 AM
Sorry, I already applied in the Muscletech GripTech tester thread.

triplewhammy
08-22-2006, 07:30 AM
Count me in if the offer is still up.

-Triple

UberBerzerker
08-22-2006, 07:39 AM
can this be stacked with my tub of Anabolic Bark-EE that I got from Big Bark Supps?

UberBerzerker
08-22-2006, 08:12 AM
cvtsboss:

please take a minute to reread his post, AND his signature, then re-evaluate your post and see if you don't want to maybe edit it ;)

his signature:


OFFICIALLY COMPLAIN ABOUT SCAM SUPPLEMENTS:
http://www.ftc.gov/ftc/consumer.htm
everything I say is in satire.
TEH STRAP: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v618/Tommydukes/thestrapcopy.jpg

Blap Blaow
08-22-2006, 08:14 AM
I really need that 1/2 inch on my pee pee :o

dangetinthere
08-22-2006, 08:20 AM
seems similar to my Turdburgler ethyl ester. So many damn copy cats in this industry.

UB6IB91
08-22-2006, 10:11 AM
I would be willing to do this. I would do a log/review, whatever you want, and provide honest feedback, with whatever you want included in it.

Thanks a lot,

Chris

getbustered
08-22-2006, 10:38 AM
So is this the m-esterbate formula I've been hearing so much about. How do they go about attaching the the methyl and ester? Is that m-esterbation?

P.S. Smegma rocks.

pdigs
08-22-2006, 10:50 AM
asasxxxxxxxxxx

jjohn
08-22-2006, 11:02 AM
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Specialbear
08-22-2006, 11:03 AM
Hello... I would LOVE to be a tester as i am about to start bulking in a week!

Some stats

Age: 22
Height: 5 11
Weight: 190
Bf: 9%

Deadlift: 455
Squat: 405
Bench: 295

More info... pls let me know

I have many logs on other sites (www.johnstonefitness.com for example) and would be a great tester if given the chance!

RBEliminator
08-22-2006, 01:03 PM
you goober!!! better start making up a story on how you knew this was a joke and was just playing along :D



It was all apart of the secret plan... ;)

Outside backer
08-22-2006, 01:12 PM
Hello... I would LOVE to be a tester as i am about to start bulking in a week!

Some stats

Age: 22
Height: 5 11
Weight: 190
Bf: 9%

Deadlift: 455
Squat: 405
Bench: 295

More info... pls let me know

I have many logs on other sites (www.johnstonefitness.com for example) and would be a great tester if given the chance!

holy **** id choose this guy without a doubt.

good luck bro

IntensityX
08-22-2006, 01:16 PM
Hello... I would LOVE to be a tester as i am about to start bulking in a week!

Some stats

Age: 22
Height: 5 11
Weight: 190
Bf: 9%

Deadlift: 455
Squat: 405
Bench: 295

More info... pls let me know

I have many logs on other sites (www.johnstonefitness.com for example) and would be a great tester if given the chance!

You're not a very bright guy are you :D

Frank_The_Tank
08-22-2006, 01:31 PM
He's "Special" ;)

no_strain_no_ga
08-22-2006, 01:41 PM
I'm Game

factotum
08-22-2006, 08:00 PM
He's "Special" ;)

Apparently there are a few more like him on this thread.

IntensityX
08-22-2006, 09:15 PM
Apparently there are a few more like him on this thread.

Yeah *cough* Wanderlei *cough* j/k :D

ElMariachi
08-22-2006, 09:20 PM
This stuff sounds badass, I wanna try.


My name is Frank Dickey.

Height-5'6"

Weight-270

Bodyfat-39.1 %


Bench-225
Squat-185
Deadlift-135




I'm planning on doing a major bulk to put some mass on, so this could be the hardcore agent that I'm looking for. Hook me up man, I'll give you the best log you ever had. Full frontal nudity guaranteed, I promise I'll do ANYTHING....I mean, trust me, you DON'T want to know how far I'm willing to go!

xjae
08-22-2006, 09:29 PM
Name- Jae Lee
Height- 5' 8"
Weight- 193 lb
Bodyfat- 20 % (I think)
Bench- Didn't do flat for a while..but Incline Dumbell 85's for 5 reps
Squat- 205 for 4 reps
Deadlift- 315 for 4 reps

On a bulk right now....Did a review on Real Gains...I am currently testing Green MAGnitude by CL..link is in my sig

email me at krnjae@yahoo.com or PM me

edit:: is this a joke LOL!! the name sounds funny.. methyl ehtyl esterbate..the bate part..LOL

i would love to be a tester

dan7681
08-22-2006, 11:50 PM
Name- Jae Lee
Height- 5' 8"
Weight- 193 lb
Bodyfat- 20 % (I think)
Bench- Didn't do flat for a while..but Incline Dumbell 85's for 5 reps
Squat- 205 for 4 reps
Deadlift- 315 for 4 reps

On a bulk right now....Did a review on Real Gains...I am currently testing Green MAGnitude by CL..link is in my sig

email me at krnjae@yahoo.com or PM me

edit:: is this a joke LOL!! the name sounds funny.. methyl ehtyl esterbate..the bate part..LOL

i would love to be a tester

It's for real but you have to make sure to use mesterbate extreme for PCT :D

AccountantGuy
12-16-2007, 08:55 PM
Bump

JHICKS3301
12-16-2007, 08:56 PM
LORD WHAT A BUMP lolz

warbird00
12-16-2007, 08:58 PM
omgz heres my app!

Age:19

Sex:M

Height:5'11"

Weight:192

Bodytype:endo

Training experience (as much detail as possible.. TELL US ABOUT YOURSELF ! ! WHY should we choose you ! !):
I started at the age of 23 with running 4-12 miles per day,continued with cardio only i til 25 when i started lifting.Running was dropped down to 1-2 miles per day for a while then was ceased altogether.I now lift 5 days per week(average),am following a 2 on 1 day off template.
Current Training Schedule / Protocol (as much detail as possible):
2 on/1 off with chest/shoulders/tri's/legs the first day and back/bi's the second day.First day's w/o is primarily centered around Oly lifts with squatting done for conditioining i.e.I do not go near 1RM on squats anymore and generally only do sets of 20 ATG from 135 to 225.
Back and bi's consists of a lot of HS antagonist movements to help with RC injuries.I also have been doing muscle ups,higher rep pull ups and static holds on final reps of most exercises including HS pulldowns/rows,pull ups etc.HS pulldowns.I alternate HS rowing with conventional deadlifts one day per week.
Cardio Schedule/Protocol (as much detail as possible):
2 sessions per week,a mile run or HIIT.My training is virtually aerobic weight lifting (mostly compound movements with very brief rest intervals)so excessive cardio is self defeating.
Current supplements (exact brand/product name):
bulk Sesathin-AL/NP
fish oil-carlson's
Centrum performance multi
cognitive nutrition aniracetam
" piracetam
"ALCAR
"theanine
CVS GTE caps
Napalm-AvantResearch
beta alanine_NP
citrilline malate-NP
Current Diet and macros (as much detail as possible):

intermitent fasting with daily kcals at 500 below maintainance-varioation being that I consume 150 grams of casien protien shakes(trace cho/fat) and a large meal before bed.
Current Daily water intake:
2+ gallons
Short Term Goal:
ATG squat my b/w for 100 reps,lean the **** out,to around 10%
Long Term Goal:get more proficient at Oly lifting and stay lean

ANY and ALL Prescription / Non-Prescription / Recreational drugs:
n/a
Supplement history (as much detail as possible):
e/c
LipdermULTRA
Synthesize
creatine mono
novedeXT
HEAT
Phenogen
DCP
Hot Rox
NorDerm
Boldione
Havoc
Numerous other fat burner/stims I can't recall ATM
illicits include DNP,clenbuterol,test e,anavar
Other product reviews / logs you have done (with links):

Current / Progress Photos:
None
Can you post "before" and "after" photos (yes or no):
yes
Disclaimer: I have read the terms above completely. I agree to them 100%. I do NOT have a medical condition. I do NOT feel that I MAY have a medical condition. I do not have symptoms of ANY medical condition. I will be able to start my log / review the week of _____________ and I will include at least 4 Adipose Annihilation Trifecta updates in detail, and a final review of the products.

I also volunteer to post my The Adipose Annihilation Trifecta log / journal at:_____________________
BB.com.anabolic minds,mind and muscle...and anywhere else suggested by the sponsors of this trial.

Good Luck !!

T2TL
12-16-2007, 09:12 PM
im 5'5 ill need 10 bottles :)

Docta J
12-17-2007, 10:37 AM
So is this the m-esterbate formula I've been hearing so much about. How do they go about attaching the the methyl and ester? Is that m-esterbation?

P.S. Smegma rocks.

Rofl I was waiting for a pun or two like ^^^ :D