View Full Version : CONTEST: "Write a headline for iSatori's new MX-LS7 ad and WIN!"

Outside backer
07-08-2006, 06:16 PM
--> View the current MX-LS7 ad (on national newsstands now).

--> In twelve (12) words or less, write a headline, from the women's
sarcastic viewpoint (as the current ad does).

--> To enter, must submit thread/post, and indicate basic personal
information (name/age/city/state).

--> Entry deadlines by August 31, 2006.

--> iSatori will pick top 5.

--> BB.com members will vote on Top 5 by Sept. 30, 2006 in a poll (on

--> Top voted headline wins 2 bottles of iSatori's new MX-LS7 - High
Performance Fat Burner for Men. * If headline gets used in National ad
campaign, by iSatori, winner will receive a year's supply of MX-LS7
(valued at $1,000)

* Void where prohibited. Must be over 18 years of age. No purchase
necessary (but highly encouraged!:-) Winners eligible in US/Canada only.


I have a copy of the AD here in PDF format. But the file is too large to upload. if someone wants to shrink it for me id be greatfull

if Not its on the new stands

07-08-2006, 06:55 PM

07-08-2006, 06:59 PM
Is that the ad?

07-08-2006, 07:02 PM
I think IDK

07-08-2006, 07:14 PM
Yes thats the correct one. I got one! "Your man tittys look so juicy I could eat them".

07-08-2006, 07:27 PM
"If flab was a penis, you'd be hung like a horse":D

07-08-2006, 07:35 PM
#1 really, abs aren't sexy at all...really

#2 I thought only women had child bearing hips?

07-08-2006, 07:46 PM
"Wow sir are you going to have a baby"

"Forget about a six pack you got a 12 pack going there"

"When you supersize it they didn't mean in your gut"

"If fat was money you'd be rich"

07-08-2006, 07:50 PM
That aint no six-pack, thats a keg.

07-08-2006, 08:48 PM
"...and when is your due date again?"

"It's whats inside that counts"

"Honey, I love you just the way you are... all of you."

07-09-2006, 08:14 AM
"no, you dont look fat in that."
"no. those pants dont make you look fat."
"ill sew a new button on later."

Blap Blaow
07-09-2006, 08:27 AM
I have a copy of the AD here in PDF format. But the file is too large to upload. if someone wants to shrink it for me id be greatfull
if you want to email it to me ( blap@seriousnutritionsolutions.com ) I can shrink that down for you and post it :)

07-09-2006, 08:29 AM
"Would you like to borrow one of my bras?!"

07-09-2006, 09:24 AM
Nice guys thier all funny.

07-09-2006, 09:31 AM
" honey i dont like his six pack , your belly keeps me warm"
"baby its no big deal , who needs to see their feet anyways"
"i cant find the remote is stuck under your gut again"
"baby its just when you are on top , its hard to breathe"

07-09-2006, 09:35 AM
"maybe you should leave your shirt on , lets not scare the children"
"who needs a brad pitt when i have my own john goodman "(insert any fat celeb its all i could think of)"
"tying two belts together won't work , lets buy you a new belt"

07-09-2006, 09:53 AM
" Honey, 'It's' not that small...you're just really fat"

07-09-2006, 10:58 AM
" put your shirt on , i cant eat with that thing out"

07-09-2006, 11:00 AM
i didnt want to put my arms around you anyways "

07-09-2006, 11:21 AM
if you want to email it to me ( blap@seriousnutritionsolutions.com ) I can shrink that down for you and post it :)
Ha Ha! Best one yet!!!!!!!!

07-09-2006, 11:25 AM
" Honey, 'It's' not that small...you're just really fat"
"It's ok honey, I can't see it either"

07-11-2006, 08:27 AM
"Your muscles are hard... hard to find"

07-11-2006, 10:30 AM
" All-You-Can-Eat Buffet doesn't mean you can eat it all"
" You are only suppose to eat the bacon, not the whole pig."
" Sorry sir, we don't have anything above XXX Large pants."
" Baby, I found the remote, it was stuck under my fat."

07-11-2006, 11:52 AM
"I should have never told him size doesn't matter." :D

07-12-2006, 12:20 AM
"It's ok babe, all that matters is that I still can see it."
"You mean we have to buy you all new clothes AGAIN??"
"Hugging you is lik trying to hug a redwood tree."

Stephen Adele
07-14-2006, 05:56 PM
These headlines are hilarious... keep them coming!

Here is the ad for MX-LS7.


Da Main Man
07-14-2006, 06:48 PM
"he not vewwy smart, but he can life hevvy fiiings"

07-14-2006, 08:13 PM
Put on a few more pounds and we won't need one of your friends to have a threesome.

No, those pants don't make you look fat. It's the 300 pounds you have in them that do.

Saddle bags were meant to be on horses...not you.

07-14-2006, 11:42 PM
"I thought animals were the only creature that hibernate"
"6 pack abs are old news, women love beer guts"
"i love your beer belly... it keeps other women unattracted"
"lucky for you, sex can be bought"
"eating for two is only for pregnant women"

07-15-2006, 12:25 AM
No honey I wasn't looking at that hot sexy fitness model with the 8 pack of abs honest!!!!!

Honey it's not the t-shirt that makes you fat it's the fat that makes you fat!!!!!!

Your feet didn't disappear calm down just suck in your gut!!!!!!!

Outside backer
07-17-2006, 05:15 PM
Put on a few more pounds and we won't need one of your friends to have a threesome.

No, those pants don't make you look fat. It's the 300 pounds you have in them that do.

Saddle bags were meant to be on horses...not you.

oh man that first one had my dying

07-17-2006, 06:41 PM
"No, really, it doesn't make me insecure that your bra size is larger then mine"

"I like the way you are now... I've always wanted to sleep on a waterbed."

"Your fine the way you are now... you fit right in my lamaze class"

"Honestly, we always imagined our white knights to have beer guts when we were little"

Are we supposed to put our age/city/state here or only if we've been selected?

07-17-2006, 07:17 PM
"It's ok hunny....I can always make another dinner for the kids...."

"Don't worry about that chair, the legs were a little wobbley anyway."

"It's not you ( or your obesity), it's me."

07-17-2006, 07:27 PM
Dinky Do Disease? Your belly hang lower than your dinky do?

07-17-2006, 07:58 PM
Edited in picture of hot woman.

Outside backer
07-26-2006, 02:41 PM

07-26-2006, 03:35 PM
Show a woman saying she is tired of dating all these good looking men with no personalties and then show someone she knew from the past that used to be fat with a great personality and lost weight and looks good.

07-26-2006, 04:32 PM
do we have a flat tire on your side , or are you accuatlly tipping the car that way

07-26-2006, 04:48 PM
"You know, losing weight can add optical inches..."

"I wish our sex life was like it used to be..."

"Is it going to be the beer and pizza, or me? ...Maybe now you can have both"

"I don't think a low carb diet is going to cut it"

Ken, 21, Saint Cloud, Minnesota.

Can the winner get a date with the model too? :D

07-27-2006, 11:31 AM
"Because your a fat bastard ......really."

Stephen Adele
07-28-2006, 06:37 PM
I've been laughing myself to tears reading some of these funny headlines.

Keep 'em coming...

Nothing is stronger.
Nothing works faster.

07-29-2006, 03:33 PM
"Who ordered a keg this time?"

07-29-2006, 07:14 PM
here are some I thought up

"I love the extra padding in bed, I can [fall asleep] or [sleep] better"

"I prefer a soft man to a hard one, when choosing a friend!"

"...and some women prefer beer bottles, oh what they're missing!"

"hmm... if i push hard I think I can get you through my door."

"Being with you reminds me of my experimental college years"

"You dont eat cats do you? [Because I'm a cat person.] *bracket part optional*"

"I noticed your amazing personality when you walked by!"

I hope you like them! ;D

07-29-2006, 07:46 PM
have that girl in the ad with a thinking bubble above her and text stating: ''the man of her dreams'' and it's a picture of a fat slob with a nice beer gut eating twinkies....

then below, the text: REALITY CHECK!!


hot chick saying: I've always wanted to date Santa in the off-season


hot chick saying: Fat is the new thin...


picture of hot chick asking fat guy: where DO you find tents to wear?


picture of hot chick consoling fat guy: It's ok, lots of people lose their keys in their guts, baby..


text under pic of uberfat guy: Having your own gravitational pull must be something special


pic of fat guy looking puzzled, text reads: Got more rolls than the bakery?


picture of fat guy trying to get belt buckled around his gut looking suprised. Text says: Floors buckling but the belt wont?


pic of hot chick saying: Some girls really like men that don't take care of their physique, seriously!!

07-29-2006, 07:46 PM
Honey we don't need the spare tire for the truck we have you!!!!!

07-29-2006, 11:26 PM
"Seriously, did you eat Calista Flockhart? It's not funny anymore."
"Honey, I ate the kids...again."
"Are you expecting a new baby?"
"So...have you guys decided on a name yet?"
"So what, if I wanted to have a six-pack, I could. I just don't want to."
"I thought vertical stripes were supposed to be slimming?!"
"Are those stretch marks or did you get into a cat-fight with Edward Scissorhands?"
"Shouldn't you be hibernating?"
"I see you're getting ready for the winter."
"It's okay...I'm dirty bulking."

Be forewarned, the next one could strike a few nerves,as it is horrible, but I just had to put it.

"....and they wonder why there are millions of starving people...."

Sorry if that last one offends anyone, but remember, it is not meant to be taken seriously. If it bothers anyone that much, it can be deleted.

07-31-2006, 01:32 PM
Honey, there's just more of you to love...

Baby, you put the love in love handle...

Sweetie, all I'm looking for is someone to cuddle...

The first thing I tell my girlfriends is how funny/sweet/nice/gentle you are.

You're perfect, sweetie. You're just big boned.

"I love you for your mind."
Yeah, sure she does...

07-31-2006, 02:58 PM
text under pic of uberfat guy: Having your own gravitational pull must be something special.

Haha, which reminds me of the time Brian must prove to Peter that he's fat.


08-02-2006, 11:30 AM
NoName a couple of yours had me tearing up.

08-02-2006, 11:35 AM
"Well, at least he's funny..."

Stephen Adele
08-04-2006, 08:44 AM
Entry deadlines are by August 31st.

We pick top 5.

You vote on the winner!

Keep throwing them funny ones out there.

08-04-2006, 09:43 AM
That's Okay, It's what you are inside that really counts... REALLY!

08-04-2006, 10:39 AM
"I never judge a book by its cover....really!"

"mmmm....I love soft toys"

"Catch me if you can..."

"Does my beauty take your breath away....or is it your fat?"

"Seriously honey, you look flabulous!!"

"When you said you had rolls, I thought you meant a rolls royce!"

"Its not you...its me....(trying to contain laughter)"

"Oh baby, I love the way you swallow....without chewing"

"I like big butts and I cannot lie...."

08-05-2006, 11:07 AM
Loving them all boys keep it up. Its going to be hard to chose.

08-05-2006, 12:24 PM
"Forget the V-Shape..you have an O-shape..and O comes before V"


Outside backer
08-20-2006, 06:09 PM
ok guys 10 days left

08-20-2006, 06:34 PM
"You're 25, you just have baby fat. It'll go away."

"It's always fun to have sex with a guy that the last time he saw his toes was 10 years ago"

"The bed busted because it's just not tough" (So heavy the bed broke down)

"The waist size on those jeans are made small ....Yeah right"

"I really feel your 6 pack It's just hidden."

"All the guys all have bellies at 30. It's just normal"

"Cranes are made cheap these days, they can't even lift you up anymore."

"The salesperson said a loveseat was for two. I can't sit beside him without being crushed"

Name: Jonathan
Age: 18
Canada, On.

08-20-2006, 06:52 PM
girl telling fat guy "its going to cost you alot more then 50 bucks"

"i feel so pretty standing next to you"

"Well this is how The Fridges wife must feel..."

"You look familar, are you John Goodman"

"My ass hurts"

08-20-2006, 07:14 PM
a few more

"Sorry, i have a boyfriend"

" I would but im just too busy with work"

" My nipples are sore"

"I wish i was as brave as you and didnt care what other people thought of me"

08-20-2006, 07:57 PM
"She wants you.....

to use iSatori's New MX-LS7"

08-20-2006, 09:12 PM
“Look at the bright side, you always have a place to rest your beer
and your chips
and wings

“Honey remember when I said size doesn’t matter?”

“Honey, maybe we shouldn’t drive by the buffet anymore”

“How did I get you pregnant”

“It’s OK we don’t Have to go to the beach this summer”

08-20-2006, 10:29 PM
Its not a tuma

08-21-2006, 06:12 AM
"Its not a tuma!"


08-25-2006, 12:54 PM

08-25-2006, 01:05 PM
Losing weight can increase your sexual performance.

It would be nice if you could do that one special move in bed again.

Maybe now, it can be more than "nuffin but a peanut".

08-25-2006, 01:12 PM
12 words or less, right?

"I think men with tight abs and big muscles are gross,

"Those guys with washboard abs don't turn me on,

Hmm, I think that last one might work better as:

"Those guys with washboard abs don't turn me on anyway ..."

08-26-2006, 04:41 PM
Oh, and my wife thought this one up:

"I thought the only spare tire you would need was for your car."

Jeff Thatcher. 38, Oregon City, OR

09-02-2006, 07:08 AM

09-03-2006, 09:03 AM
"She wants you.....

to use iSatori's New MX-LS7"
That's a good one. I think you won

Outside backer
09-04-2006, 06:42 AM

we are extending this a few more days to allow other sites to finish thier stuff up. We are in the process of narrowing down

09-05-2006, 12:36 AM
Then with that extension I give you:

"Of course I still think your sexy ... ish"

"A man who is comfortable about being overweight is a sexy man."

"Physical appearance isn't important to me at all,

"Let me put it this way; Do you think fat girls are sexy?"

Jeff Thatcher, 38, Oregon City

09-05-2006, 06:44 AM
" Why can't you bring the Sexy Back?"

" You need to stop saying you are Big Boned, You are Fat!"

Outside backer
09-07-2006, 06:12 PM
contest closed we are determining the top 5 right now stay tuned for the poll for bb.com to vote on

09-07-2006, 06:56 PM
contest closed we are determining the top 5 right now stay tuned for the poll for bb.com to vote on

cool can't wait to see the results.

Good luck everyone