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Slamt
10-19-2017, 09:02 PM
lakers open up shooting 1-10 from the field

break out player of the year brandon ingram 0-3

stay tuned

mvpshaq32
10-19-2017, 09:08 PM
foolish ass Pat Bev trying to show Lonzo some tough love and Lonzo gets him 2 early fouls

plus an outlet pass to draw a clear path foul on Blake

just high IQ GOAT things

Hardcore_D00d
10-19-2017, 09:08 PM
I wanna see blake and nance dunk on each other

Future24
10-19-2017, 09:12 PM
Dude can't even make layups.

Hardcore_D00d
10-19-2017, 09:15 PM
Clarkson does not pass lmao. plays like those annoying bench dudes in nba 2k

mvpshaq32
10-19-2017, 09:15 PM
Lakers go on 11-2 run with Lonzo and Clippers go on 7-0 run with Lonzo on bench

DreamerCut
10-19-2017, 09:15 PM
LeBron put up 25/9/6 in his debut. Bonzo will be lucky to get half in each category.

Hardcore_D00d
10-19-2017, 09:17 PM
LeBron put up 25/9/6 in his debut. Bonzo will be lucky to get half in each category.

this nikka just tried to compare LeGOAT to a rookie

CobyWan
10-19-2017, 09:20 PM
foolish ass Pat Bev trying to show Lonzo some tough love and Lonzo gets him 2 early fouls

plus an outlet pass to draw a clear path foul on Blake

just high IQ GOAT things


This dude is celebrating an outlet pass because Lonzo had no points or assists in his first career quarter. Lmao


In before "Did you guys see that screen he set?"

Slamt
10-19-2017, 09:22 PM
this nikka just tried to compare LeGOAT to a rookie

lebron was a rookie in his debut too....

mvpshaq32
10-19-2017, 09:25 PM
This dude is celebrating an outlet pass because Lonzo had no points or assists in his first career quarter. Lmao


In before "Did you guys see that screen he set?"

typical Lebronies only care about counting stats and ignore the effect of taking Bev out of the game and getting the lead for his team

low IQ sports miscer can't comprehend something SHEEPSPN stats doesn't spoon feed them

CobyWan
10-19-2017, 09:27 PM
typical Lebronies only care about counting stats and ignore the effect of taking Bev out of the game and getting the lead for his team

low IQ sports miscer can't comprehend something SHEEPSPN stats doesn't spoon feed them


Lonzo himself is a Lebronie.


Wat do?

wickedman
10-19-2017, 09:28 PM
Lakers look like sheeet. Lol @ trading the D'Snitchelo for cap space they won't even get to use. Worst trade ever.

DreamerCut
10-19-2017, 09:30 PM
this nikka just tried to compare LeGOAT to a rookie

NBA debut not season debut.

And he was 18

Vikes723
10-19-2017, 09:30 PM
his hair makes me want to punch myself, looks like a fuking doofus

mvpshaq32
10-19-2017, 09:31 PM
lmao Lonzo got Pat Bev so triggered and shook that he airballed

put Lonzo on 1st team All Defense right now

Hardcore_D00d
10-19-2017, 09:32 PM
NBA debut not season debut

my bad. im drunk

mvpshaq32
10-19-2017, 09:33 PM
LeBron put up 25/9/6 in his debut. Bonzo will be lucky to get half in each category.

LeSelfish also took a L in his 1st game and lost his first 5 games. Lakers win even 1 out of his first 5 games and Lonzo is already outpacing that loser

CobyWan
10-19-2017, 09:35 PM
LeSelfish also took a L in his 1st game and lost his first 5 games. Lakers win even 1 out of his first 5 games and Lonzo is already outpacing that loser


And once he scores 1 more point he'll be outpacing you in the NBA.

Slamt
10-19-2017, 09:35 PM
update:

lonzo ball still hasn't made a shot or an assist
brandon ingram now 0-4

will either of them be able to make a FG today? stay tuned.

mvpshaq32
10-19-2017, 09:49 PM
Ingram is straight trash

WSG1
10-19-2017, 09:58 PM
Lonzo is straight up trash and so is Ingram. Lakers drafted 2 fuking busts and traded their only real star away to the Nets LOL. I dont want to hear another fuking word about Lonzo. His ass needs to be benched like Fultz

Slamt
10-19-2017, 10:00 PM
The next big star PG for the Lakers and all he can do is rebound

LMAO

CobyWan
10-19-2017, 10:02 PM
Lonzo is straight up trash and so is Ingram. Lakers drafted 2 fuking busts and traded their only real star away to the Nets LOL. I dont want to hear another fuking word about Lonzo. His ass needs to be benched like Fultz


Lonzo is going to have no easy nights either. Veterans in this league are going to go after his ass.

Slamt
10-19-2017, 10:02 PM
Lonzo is straight up trash and so is Ingram. Lakers drafted 2 fuking busts and traded their only real star away to the Nets LOL. I dont want to hear another fuking word about Lonzo. His ass needs to be benched like Fultz

It's hilarious, they were all defending snitchello russell for the longest time then trashed him when he was traded.

They were homering Brook Lopez at one point too. 2rebounds for a center in 16 mins HAHAHAHA

mvpshaq32
10-19-2017, 10:12 PM
The next big star PG for the Lakers and all he can do is rebound

LMAO

lol yall realize how many open shots his teammates have missed?

the only actual shooter on this team is KCP and he's suspended

Future24
10-19-2017, 10:14 PM
It's hilarious, they were all defending snitchello russell for the longest time then trashed him when he was traded.

They were homering Brook Lopez at one point too. 2rebounds for a center in 16 mins HAHAHAHADeandre has 8 offensive boards.

in4 MVPshaq to talk about the great steal Ball just got when his teammate did all the work.

wickedman
10-19-2017, 10:16 PM
Does anyone on the Lakers even eat? They all look like little kids out there.

Hardcore_D00d
10-19-2017, 10:17 PM
Does anyone on the Lakers even eat? They all look like little kids out there.

they are

HandstandPushup
10-19-2017, 10:19 PM
I finally get home, put on the tv and I see Brook Lopez shooting 3's smh

Hardcore_D00d
10-19-2017, 10:27 PM
Lakers passing just for the sake of passing. Doesn't seem like they know what to do

HandstandPushup
10-19-2017, 10:33 PM
Lakers passing just for the sake of passing. Doesn't seem like they know what to doLol this. Everyone seems shook when the ball is in their hands.

I dont actually hate Lonzo's game right now. He's setting dudes up who either miss or turn it over.

Ingram is playing like straight ass though

CobyWan
10-19-2017, 10:43 PM
Lmao. Lakers might be so bad this year they scare away all the free agents. I'm sure Lavar will stay quiet as the Lakers lose 60 games.

Sikhveins
10-19-2017, 10:45 PM
Luke Walton doesn't look so smart without Golden State


Kopers ducking this thread

Slamt
10-19-2017, 10:47 PM
Luke Walton doesn't look so smart without Golden State


Kopers ducking this thread

well there's not much he can do when his starting lineup consists of two twink guards that can't shoot, a center that can't rebound, and a washed up overpaid wing.

IsLifeRealLife
10-19-2017, 10:51 PM
Lakers need to blow it up. Get something for Lonzo/Ingram/Lopez while you still can.

y0jimbo
10-19-2017, 10:53 PM
Big Bust Brand

3 pts 1/6

Lol.

Slamt
10-19-2017, 10:56 PM
"Lonzo ROTY"

https://khqtoday.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/Screen-Shot-2016-02-25-at-2.26.38-PM-652x900.png

WrestlingFan123
10-19-2017, 11:02 PM
Teodosic >>> Ball

WagerKing
10-19-2017, 11:05 PM
Luke Walton doesn't look so smart without Golden State


Kopers ducking this threadnba isnt about the head coach...like at all

mvpshaq32
10-19-2017, 11:10 PM
Teodosic >>> Ball

Milos is also 30 and a backup PG at best

TommyRO
10-19-2017, 11:11 PM
"Lonzo ROTY"

https://khqtoday.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/Screen-Shot-2016-02-25-at-2.26.38-PM-652x900.png

Lettuce be cereal

If we had a redraft of last 2 years Simmons still goes 1 lmao

WrestlingFan123
10-19-2017, 11:12 PM
Milos is also 30 and a backup PG at best

And still better than Ball, JUST LOL

Future24
10-19-2017, 11:17 PM
Clippers guard Patrick Beverly screamed outside locker room, "Weak ass m****** f******. Bring him out on the court with me and i I will tear his ass up," It's presumed Beverly is talking about Lakers rookie guard Lonzo Ball.

XFactah416
10-19-2017, 11:22 PM
the media is literally eating up lonzo's debut

he is single handedly making the nba great again. bless lonzo

Slamt
10-19-2017, 11:31 PM
so will Lonzo Ball now have "injuries" when he has to face Patrick Beverly again?

He will run out of opponents if he keeps having to dodge every1 at this point

RuckusFury
10-19-2017, 11:34 PM
Does LAL own their pick this year or is that Boston's?

CobyWan
10-19-2017, 11:38 PM
It's going to be funny when Steph cooks his ass for that mess Lavar said. Or he has to try to stay in front of Wall or Westbrook. Hope Lonzo likes barbeque chicken. Beverly isn't an offensive player and even he gave Lonzo the "you can't see me" move.

Slamt
10-19-2017, 11:41 PM
Does LAL own their pick this year or is that Boston's?

Goes to Boston unless the Lakers win the lottery then the Sixers get the pick.

Adam Silver probably won't let that happen tho

mvpshaq32
10-19-2017, 11:43 PM
And still better than Ball, JUST LOL

the logic of a Lebronie lmao

fleeceitout
10-19-2017, 11:43 PM
Haters in here creaming their pants over 1 game. Lol.

Lakers are projected to be a 30-35 win team. No one is expecting them to do much. Why y’all so mad?

FakeRabona
10-19-2017, 11:44 PM
Just lol.

CobyWan
10-19-2017, 11:46 PM
Haters in here creaming their pants over 1 game. Lol.

Lakers are projected to be a 30-35 win team. No one is expecting them to do much. Why y’all so mad?


Nobody is mad you chit dick. Lmao


In fact the internet as a whole is having a great time if you haven't been on Instagram or Twitter.


This is comedy gold.

RuckusFury
10-19-2017, 11:46 PM
Goes to Boston unless the Lakers win the lottery then the Sixers get the pick.

Adam Silver probably won't let that happen tho I see.

fleeceitout
10-19-2017, 11:50 PM
Nobody is mad you chit dick. Lmao


In fact the internet as a whole is having a great time if you haven't been on Instagram or Twitter.


This is comedy gold.

Whatever helps you cope little buddy.

Hardcore_D00d
10-19-2017, 11:53 PM
Luke Walton doesn't look so smart without Golden State


Kopers ducking this thread

To be fair. God himself wouldnt be able to coach this team

WrestlingFan123
10-19-2017, 11:56 PM
the logic of a Lebronie lmao

Just because you know nothing about bball outside the NBA (and barely know NBA ball) doesn't mean you need to sell Teodosic short.

MmmmGummyBears
10-20-2017, 12:01 AM
I missed this chit. Had to work this evening.

TommyRO
10-20-2017, 12:02 AM
Lonzo sucked a big fat dick but so did the rest of that garbage team. Ingram just still sucks it's amazing so does Randle. Will randle ever learn to shoot stay tuned

tonyparker69
10-20-2017, 12:03 AM
He was alright. Rebounding and defence impressed me. Shot was ugly but also being guarded by Pat Bev didn't help. Created plenty of good looks but literally nobody on this team can score but Lopez, who thinks he's Curry all of a sudden

Ingram was especially awful. No idea what Walton is doing letting him chuck shots on iso possessions 15 times a game

mvpshaq32
10-20-2017, 12:05 AM
Just because you know nothing about bball outside the NBA (and barely know NBA ball) doesn't mean you need to sell Teodosic short.

lmao I've known about Teodosic for years right before he started his uprising in Euroleague. He isn't even the best player on the Serbian national team

flashy passes, inconsistent shooter, lazy defender. Backup PG at best in the NBA

but what do you expect from low IQ Lebronies? if you want to bet how far the Clippers will get in the playoffs because you think Teodosic is so great, I'm right here

waisoserious
10-20-2017, 12:08 AM
fcuk ingram is bad

feelsbad

realbatman

WrestlingFan123
10-20-2017, 12:10 AM
lmao I've known about Teodosic for years right before he started his uprising in Euroleague. He isn't even the best player on the Serbian national team

flashy passes, inconsistent shooter, lazy defender. Backup PG at best in the NBA

but what do you expect from low IQ Lebronies? if you want to bet how far the Clippers will get in the playoffs because you think Teodosic is so great, I'm right here

I'll bet you Teo has a better rookie year than Ball.

CobyWan
10-20-2017, 12:13 AM
I'll bet you Teo has a better rookie year than Ball.


mvpshaq doesn't have much to bet. Just his nametag for Target and a broken in fleshlight.

Steavie
10-20-2017, 12:15 AM
lmao, and they cheerfully traded away the only rookie that was not a bust.

mvpshaq32
10-20-2017, 12:18 AM
I'll bet you Teo has a better rookie year than Ball.

deal. how much we betting? $1k? $2k? $5k?


mvpshaq doesn't have much to bet. Just his nametag for Target and a broken in fleshlight.

lol typical Lebronie bystanders. you want in on this bet too? Or are you too broke? or even back out afterwards like the Finals bet?

WrestlingFan123
10-20-2017, 12:19 AM
deal. how much we betting? $1k? $2k? $5k?



lol typical Lebronie bystanders. you want in on this bet too? Or are you too broke? or even back out afterwards like the Finals bet?

I've got an escrow account set up to take a bigger bet, pm me your email.

CobyWan
10-20-2017, 12:22 AM
lol typical Lebronie bystanders. you want in on this bet too? Or are you too broke? or even back out afterwards like the Finals bet?


Bystander he says. Mentions something one of the other Lakers cucks brought up in a thread he wasn't involved in. Bystander. You like him are welcome to read through that bet thread because it's still around where I bumped and asked for negs for a week.


I don't pull out of bets, like you don't pull out of your fleshlight.

mvpshaq32
10-20-2017, 12:22 AM
I've got an escrow account set up to take a bigger bet, pm me your email.

I'm not sending anything to your escrow account. I win, you pay me in BTC. you win, you pick whatever payment method you want


Bystander he says. Mentions something one of the other Lakers cucks brought up in a thread he wasn't involved in. Bystander. You like him are welcome to read through that bet thread because it's still around where I bumped and asked for negs for a week.

the question stands. You too broke to take in this bet too or what? no one gives a chit about your small baller reps

WrestlingFan123
10-20-2017, 12:25 AM
I'm not sending anything to your escrow account. I win, you pay me in BTC. you win, you pick whatever payment method you want


https://cdn0.sbnation.com/imported_assets/2038827/Westrbook.gif

CobyWan
10-20-2017, 12:26 AM
the question stands. You too broke to take in this bet too or what? no one gives a chit about your small baller reps


Nobody gives a chit about that bet...but you were literally the one to bring it up one post before.


Damn you're taking L's in thread after thread tonight.

mvpshaq32
10-20-2017, 12:29 AM
https://cdn0.sbnation.com/imported_assets/2038827/Westrbook.gif


Nobody gives a chit about that bet...but you were literally the one to bring it up one post before.


Damn you're taking L's in thread after thread tonight.

too broke Lebronies detected

CobyWan
10-20-2017, 12:30 AM
too broke Lebronies detected


Yes and nobody sees through your veiled offer of this totally legit bet. Because we all see you as an intelligent and upstanding person.


Let's not stop at $5,000 lets make it a cool billion dollars. If you don't accept you're scared.

WrestlingFan123
10-20-2017, 12:31 AM
too broke Lebronies detected

The escrow account is waiting chump

WrestlingFan123
10-20-2017, 12:34 AM
The problem with this entire discussion is that everyone is refusing to realize that Lonzo Ball is a beta male. Once we can all agree on this, then we can move forward in saying that no beta male is going to be successful, and since Lonzo is a beta male, he will fail.

Durant is a beta male and just won the Finals MVP

mvpshaq32
10-20-2017, 12:35 AM
Yes and nobody sees through your veiled offer of this totally legit bet. Because we all see you as an intelligent and upstanding person.


Let's not stop at $5,000 lets make it a cool billion dollars. If you don't accept you're scared.

should we lower the limit to something you can afford?


The escrow account is waiting chump

yeah let me send my money to a escrow account in bumfuk Nigeria with a 5% fee lmao

Miscamus
10-20-2017, 12:38 AM
i just cant wait until the Fox vs Ball game kings vs lakers

CobyWan
10-20-2017, 12:40 AM
should we lower the limit to something you can afford?


Now you scared huh. Lil baller broke dick confirmed.


I wouldn't bet a single cent with you because the chances of me getting that cent are the same as you going a thread without saying Lebronie.


So you can stop the charade. It's cringe.

Slamt
10-20-2017, 12:46 AM
i just cant wait until the Fox vs Ball game kings vs lakers

why

Lonzo Ball won't be playing in that one anyway

RiceBrah93
10-20-2017, 12:47 AM
foolish ass Pat Bev trying to show Lonzo some tough love and Lonzo gets him 2 early fouls

plus an outlet pass to draw a clear path foul on Blake

just high IQ GOAT things

Do you feel stupid now?

mvpshaq32
10-20-2017, 12:52 AM
Now you scared huh. Lil baller broke dick confirmed.


I wouldn't bet a single cent with you because the chances of me getting that cent are the same as you going a thread without saying Lebronie.


So you can stop the charade. It's cringe.

scared of...?

tekkenbruh
10-20-2017, 12:56 AM
Haters in here creaming their pants over 1 game. Lol.

Lakers are projected to be a 30-35 win team. No one is expecting them to do much. Why y’all so mad?

But spill told me that Lakers are a playoff team this year, which one is it?


i just cant wait until the Fox vs Ball game kings vs lakers

Lonzo Ball: DNP - sore <insert whatever plausible>

Future24
10-20-2017, 01:00 AM
Goes to Boston unless the Lakers win the lottery then the Sixers get the pick.

Adam Silver probably won't let that happen tho1 and 3-5 are philly, 2 and the rest are Boston, the other way around. Something like that. Its broken up in some way.

HughBMyron
10-20-2017, 01:00 AM
lmao broke ethnic manlet MVPloser literally melting down before our eyes.

Such a glories day

fleeceitout
10-20-2017, 01:01 AM
But spill told me that Lakers are a playoff team this year, which one is it?

One person’s opinion = an entire fan base’s opinion. Gotcha.

HughBMyron
10-20-2017, 01:03 AM
One person’s opinion = an entire fan base’s opinion. Gotcha.

Fleecemymagiccards
MVPCuck
Spillmyass

All on meltdown

I love it!

fleeceitout
10-20-2017, 01:05 AM
Fleecemymagiccards
MVPCuck
Spillmyass

All on meltdown

I love it!

Unhinged.

Time to take your meds and go to bed little boy.

HughBMyron
10-20-2017, 01:06 AM
Unhinged.

Time to take your meds and go to bed little boy.

You're literally melting down in every thread right now

It's coo tho, the GSW bandwagon still has room for ya. Hop back on baby boy.

fleeceitout
10-20-2017, 01:11 AM
You're literally melting down in every thread right now

It's coo tho, the GSW bandwagon still has room for ya. Hop back on baby boy.

Really looks like it.

Only one of us is losing their chit over this game, and it isn’t me.

FakeRabona
10-20-2017, 01:42 AM
Really looks like it.

Only one of us is losing their chit over this game, and it isn’t me.

If you're not you should be, ya boy is straight garbage.

tekkenbruh
10-20-2017, 02:30 AM
One person’s opinion = an entire fan base’s opinion. Gotcha.

I mean he's constantly claiming what a high IQ basketball savant he is + is cheerleading other Laker fans so you'd expect his opinion would be in line with everyone else's

sooby
10-20-2017, 06:42 AM
in for the cope


lmfao @ Garbanzo Ball, trash performance, but, but 9 rebounds tho!!!

funny enough though half the team including Ingram played worse lmao. When your best player that night was Larry Nance Jr. Just lol. Literally looked like little boys playing men out there. And why the fuk is Luol Deng starting hahaha

DreamerCut
10-20-2017, 09:10 AM
3/4/9. lmfao.

wildchild11
10-20-2017, 09:21 AM
Another 60 loss season for the Lolkers on deck

MetroBrah
10-20-2017, 10:09 AM
Hoping at least all of this hype will make the NBA more exciting this year. It seems like it already has

Shortstop36
10-20-2017, 01:05 PM
this nikka just tried to compare LeGOAT to a rookie



Holy fuk brah take a lap

JIGSAW
10-20-2017, 01:08 PM
we are not communication well anymore....

Belome
10-20-2017, 02:13 PM
Lonzo feeling like the kid who's Bat dad hypes him up in little league and he strikes out looking

It was a very unimpressive opening, But he's got a long season to change it up.