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DrFlexologist
01-11-2017, 03:48 PM
It is going to be a beatdown of epic proportions. Pepper your angus, HoustonMiscer.

DreamerCut
01-11-2017, 04:09 PM
To have even the most remote chance, the Texans will need at least 1 D/ST TD and a turnover or two. Good luck with that.

Their defense will keep it close in the first half but Osweiker and their offense will have no shot in a shootout with Brady and Belichick

Pats will eventually put some points on the board and Texans offense simply won't be able to match it

sammywatkins
01-11-2017, 04:39 PM
Callling it now, Osweiller with a pick 6 on the opening play, doing his best matt schaub impression.

Shortstop36
01-11-2017, 04:48 PM
This game will basically be a reenactment of Houston Miscers life

sammywatkins
01-11-2017, 04:51 PM
This game will basically be a reenactment of Houston Miscers life
Texans are gonna get raped. Houstonmiscer is still a virgin.

IH8RICE
01-11-2017, 04:58 PM
Texans are gonna get raped. Houstonmiscer is still a virgin.
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XterraRob
01-11-2017, 05:13 PM
Unless Brock is aware of the same tendencies everyone else is aware of and can mitigate them to throw off the defense, he's in for a world of hurt.

RIP Brockweiler

kyleTX
01-11-2017, 05:34 PM
idc if you clown on my team but leave houstonmiscer's life out of this

HoustonMiscer
01-11-2017, 05:39 PM
Are you still kind of upset that I negged you? Just lol that I rustled you just enough for you to call me out in the OP of your thread. Anyways, the Texans will lose by at least 14 or 17 points. If they lose by 40 then maybe the fuking phaggot owner will realize what a fuking retard he is for signing Brock Osweiler. Just lol that you are in your feelings about my neg, get over it srs. You want to come at me, you PM me. Not call me out passively like a phaggot

LieutenantCuck
01-11-2017, 05:41 PM
Houston is going to lose by 40 to the Pats.

In the first half. What happens in the second half?

iamgenus
01-11-2017, 05:44 PM
I think Houston's D can keep it somewhat close as long as Osweiler doesn't go potato.

This is why you play the game though...you just never know.

IsLifeRealLife
01-11-2017, 05:50 PM
I think Houston's D can keep it somewhat close as long as Osweiler doesn't go potato.

This is why you play the game though...you just never know.



Nah 3 and outs will tire out Houston's D quick. Pats should be up 20 by the end of the half

HoustonMiscer
01-11-2017, 05:52 PM
The score at the end of the the half will be 20-3 or 20-6. An offense that hasn't been able to score TD's all year long won't magically figure it out against the Patriots in Foxboro

bezarker
01-11-2017, 07:03 PM
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GinoFelino
01-11-2017, 07:39 PM
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tfw backup QB is still better than HoustonMiscer's QB

Liff_Wates
01-11-2017, 08:51 PM
tfw backup QBs are still better than HoustonMiscer's QB

fixed

Phobaphobia
01-11-2017, 09:51 PM
The real question is, what is more likely, Pats score more than 35 or Houston scores more than 14?

Upshall18
01-11-2017, 10:08 PM
It is going to be a beatdown of epic proportions. Pepper your angus, HoustonMiscer.

Perma ban bet that they don't lose by 40

camaleom
01-12-2017, 05:40 AM
tfw backup QB is still better than HoustonMiscer's QB

don't forget the rookie smacked their arse at the beginning of the season lol

get some Houston Fans

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HoustonMiscer
01-12-2017, 08:12 AM
don't forget the rookie smacked their arse at the beginning of the season lol

get some Houston Fans

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I don't want your chit Vaseline, I prefer Palmers Cocoa Butter Formula

brighamw
01-12-2017, 10:25 AM
Nope, double digits but not a slaughter...

BB's not going to show everything to Pitt or KC, in fact you may see some really odd **** or super vanilla offense/defense, but enough to win by a couple TD's

GO PATS!

drvillain
01-12-2017, 10:45 AM
Biggest upset ever if the texans win.

camaleom
01-12-2017, 11:35 AM
Biggest upset ever if the texans win.

IF Osweiler plays OK and make the basic throws that he suppose to make then the game might be closer than people think...

camaleom
01-12-2017, 11:36 AM
Nope, double digits but not a slaughter...

BB's not going to show everything to Pitt or KC, in fact you may see some really odd **** or super vanilla offense/defense, but enough to win by a couple TD's

GO PATS!

I tho about this against Miami but the Pats came out firing in all cylinders... as they say: if the engine is running hot then keep it going!

DrFlexologist
01-13-2017, 10:35 AM
Are you still kind of upset that I negged you? Just lol that I rustled you just enough for you to call me out in the OP of your thread. Anyways, the Texans will lose by at least 14 or 17 points. If they lose by 40 then maybe the fuking phaggot owner will realize what a fuking retard he is for signing Brock Osweiler. Just lol that you are in your feelings about my neg, get over it srs. You want to come at me, you PM me. Not call me out passively like a phaggot


I wasn't calling you out at all you delicate little flower. I was actually being empathetic.

SySt0mTradie
01-13-2017, 10:37 AM
Brock Osweiler has beaten Tom Brady in his career. It can happen again.

captaincuck
01-13-2017, 10:50 AM
Honestly Osweiler already reminds me a lot of a young Brady. He's, tall, handsome, and has a good defense to bail him out. If he can develop and O'brien can put the right system around him, he might be tom brady all over again

TAWS6
01-13-2017, 12:08 PM
How disappointed are you guys going to be when this turns into a 28-16 game?

brighamw
01-13-2017, 12:53 PM
How disappointed are you guys going to be when this turns into a 28-16 game?

Not st all, see my previous post ;)

quadfecta
01-13-2017, 02:25 PM
Predicting an upset by Houston. 20-17 final score you heard it here first

TAWS6
01-13-2017, 02:30 PM
Not st all, see my previous post ;)

Lol. I think its going to be one of those slow starting games that draw out all the Brady haters.

HoustonMiscer
01-13-2017, 06:00 PM
I wasn't calling you out at all you delicate little flower. I was actually being empathetic.

Lol you're full of chit.

waytoodeep03
01-13-2017, 06:13 PM
The score at the end of the the half will be 20-3 or 20-6. An offense that hasn't been able to score TD's all year long won't magically figure it out against the Patriots in Foxboro

Houston will win book it.

Best defense is usually always in the Superbowl

HoustonMiscer
01-13-2017, 06:14 PM
Houston will win book it.

Best defense is usually always in the Superbowl

After the Texans lose feel free to rep me. If they win feel free to neg the fukk out of me. Srs

waytoodeep03
01-14-2017, 01:09 PM
After the Texans lose feel free to rep me. If they win feel free to neg the fukk out of me. Srs

Brady 2-7 when held under 20 pts

Texans give up only 20 prs per game.

This will not be a blowout by any means

Tswizzle
01-14-2017, 01:31 PM
Brady 2-7 when held under 20 pts

Texans give up only 20 prs per game.

This will not be a blowout by any means

but who was 27-0 with 3rd string QB?

HoustonMiscer
01-14-2017, 01:47 PM
Ok I am ready