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IawI
09-27-2015, 05:20 AM
Let's GO baby!!!!!

http://img.bleacherreport.net/img/images/photos/003/040/019/e8a2383e553a28f57ac6292bc595e933_crop_north.jpeg?w =487&h=325&q=75

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http://instapunk.com/images/tom-brady2012.jpg

CurryTech777
09-27-2015, 06:29 AM
bet the house on bortles

Shak3401
09-27-2015, 06:37 AM
Lose the house on Bortles

WannaGetYoked27
09-27-2015, 06:44 AM
Can the jags cover the 13.5??

IawI
09-27-2015, 06:45 AM
Can the jags cover the 13.5??

You're a potato if you don't bet on the Jags ML.

HoustonMiscer
09-27-2015, 07:07 AM
If Bortles plays well and Jags beat or are close enough to beat the Patriots I hope that phaggot Rick Smith is watching. Fukking phaggot Rick Smith. It's all your fault you bald headed fuk. You fukking trash GM. Get the fukk out of my city and never come back. It's all your fukking fault I don't know tfw when winning team. It's all your fault I don't know that tfw good drafting. It's all your fault I don't know tfw QB. Start walking phaggot and never look back srs.

AreolaBorealis
09-27-2015, 07:11 AM
Any j-ville phaggots wanna make a sig bet for this game

IawI
09-27-2015, 07:25 AM
Any j-ville phaggots wanna make a sig bet for this game

ur on phaggot

AreolaBorealis
09-27-2015, 07:29 AM
ur on phaggot1 month sig bet let's go gaylord

http://img.washingtonpost.com/wp-apps/imrs.php?src=https://img.washingtonpost.com/blogs/early-lead/files/2014/12/Gronk_02.jpg&w=1484

mike.hunt
09-27-2015, 07:38 AM
https://stancarey.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/futurama-fry-should-i-lol-or-roflmao.jpg

wickedman
09-27-2015, 07:38 AM
Watched entire game last week, Bortles didn't even look good. A-God bailed out so many of his ****ty throws. He's still a talent with promise but sucks the D right now. Patriots going to mirk him.

IawI
09-27-2015, 07:51 AM
Watched entire game last week, Bortles didn't even look good. A-God bailed out so many of his ****ty throws. He's still a talent with promise but sucks the D right now. Patriots going to mirk him.

You CLEARLY didn't watch sh*t, hater.

MurkinSeason
09-27-2015, 07:52 AM
Not watching crew

wickedman
09-27-2015, 08:02 AM
You CLEARLY didn't watch sh*t, hater.

http://www.jaguars.com/media-gallery/videos/Week-2-Allen-Robinson-highlights/cbba20e0-70f5-44d4-8219-07ba98b8aa6d

Catch #1: Throw was ****ty so hard to tell what was going on here, looks like maybe a post that Bortles didn't lead - regardless, lollipops a throw into double coverage where the DB had plenty of time to get all over Robinson and he just pulls it down like a man, as if to say, "I don't care if my QB can't throw the ball."

Catch #2: Can't really pick apart this too much, throws to a talented WR in 1 on 1 coverage. Should have been over his outside shoulder though, that DB was scrambling around like an idiot despite being in perfect position.

Catch #3: TD throw, "Hey, A-God beats the DB off the line, let me make it interesting by throwing it two feet behind him to get the DB involved on the play."

Catch #4: Only pass that can't be criticized, but also the only pass that every NFL QB should make (i.e. WR has defensive backfield beat by 20 feet).

IawI
09-27-2015, 08:04 AM
http://www.jaguars.com/media-gallery/videos/Week-2-Allen-Robinson-highlights/cbba20e0-70f5-44d4-8219-07ba98b8aa6d

Catch #1: Throw was ****ty so hard to tell what was going on here, looks like maybe a post that Bortles didn't lead - regardless, lollipops a throw into double coverage where the DB had plenty of time to get all over Robinson and he just pulls it down like a man, as if to say, "I don't care if my QB can't throw the ball."

Catch #2: Can't really pick apart this too much, throws to a talented WR in 1 on 1 coverage. Should have been over his outside shoulder though, that DB was scrambling around like an idiot despite being in perfect position.

Catch #3: TD throw, "Hey, A-God beats the DB off the line, let me make it interesting by throwing it two feet behind him to get the DB involved on the play."

Catch #4: Only pass that can't be criticized, but also the only pass that every NFL QB should make (i.e. WR has defensive backfield beat by 20 feet).

negged

wickedman
09-27-2015, 08:05 AM
negged

Haters gonna hate, I want him to be good, A-God is already underrated in this league.

HoustonMiscer
09-27-2015, 08:05 AM
http://www.jaguars.com/media-gallery/videos/Week-2-Allen-Robinson-highlights/cbba20e0-70f5-44d4-8219-07ba98b8aa6d

Catch #1: Throw was ****ty so hard to tell what was going on here, looks like maybe a post that Bortles didn't lead - regardless, lollipops a throw into double coverage where the DB had plenty of time to get all over Robinson and he just pulls it down like a man, as if to say, "I don't care if my QB can't throw the ball."

Catch #2: Can't really pick apart this too much, throws to a talented WR in 1 on 1 coverage. Should have been over his outside shoulder though, that DB was scrambling around like an idiot despite being in perfect position.

Catch #3: TD throw, "Hey, A-God beats the DB off the line, let me make it interesting by throwing it two feet behind him to get the DB involved on the play."

Catch #4: Only pass that can't be criticized, but also the only pass that every NFL QB should make (i.e. WR has defensive backfield beat by 20 feet).

Texans should hire you to be their talent evaluator/scout semisrs. Who knows they may promote you to GM after HoustonMiscer kicks Rick Smiths ass out of Houston

wickedman
09-27-2015, 08:13 AM
Texans should hire you to be their talent evaluator/scout semisrs. Who knows they may promote you to GM after HoustonMiscer kicks Rick Smiths ass out of Houston

Would be a big step up from my parents house, making $15.00/hr part time.

socrates07
09-27-2015, 08:39 AM
If Bortles plays well and Jags beat or are close enough to beat the Patriots I hope that phaggot Rick Smith is watching. Fukking phaggot Rick Smith. It's all your fault you bald headed fuk. You fukking trash GM. Get the fukk out of my city and never come back. It's all your fukking fault I don't know tfw when winning team. It's all your fault I don't know that tfw good drafting. It's all your fault I don't know tfw QB. Start walking phaggot and never look back srs.

lulz you're kidding me right?

check out all the injuries the jags have right now, they're basically down to two receivers and missing their 2 best offensive linemen on already one of the worst olines in the league

52-10 pats

IawI
09-27-2015, 08:51 AM
lulz you're kidding me right?

check out all the injuries the jags have right now, they're basically down to two receivers and missing their 2 best offensive linemen on already one of the worst olines in the league

52-10 pats

Linder is starting, Lee is active, Joeckel is terrible anyway.

Do your research before you spew your nonsense, hater.

socrates07
09-27-2015, 09:10 AM
Linder is starting, Lee is active, Joeckel is terrible anyway.

Do your research before you spew your nonsense, hater.

I was on the jags board and someone stated linder wasn't showing.. so excuse me didn't mean to interrupt bortles cawk gagging, thanks for the heads up

Lee was questionable yesterday, that's hardly "ACTIVE"

sam was getting help all game last week from useless fuk overpaid doesn't do sh*t but block mercedes lewis

..god doesn't it help when you strip the cinnamon off the top and see the actual truth behind it?

socrates07
09-27-2015, 09:12 AM
Linder is starting, Lee is active, Joeckel is terrible anyway.

Do your research before you spew your nonsense, hater.

here phaggot lemme illustrate it as best I can without a coloring book:

Our best defensive lineman.
Our best offensive lineman.
Our best tight end.
Our first round draft choice.
Our first round draft choice's backup.
A starting WR. ( lee )
Backup running back.
Boatloads of defensive backs.

HoganIsGOAT
09-27-2015, 09:24 AM
In 2009, the Jaguars traded 7th and 2nd round picks to the Patriots for a 3rd round pick to draft CB Derek Cox. The Patriots used those two picks to draft Edelman and Gronk.

The Jacksonville Jaguars, ladies and gentlemen.

IawI
09-27-2015, 09:40 AM
here phaggot lemme illustrate it as best I can without a coloring book:

Our best defensive lineman.
Our best offensive lineman.
Our best tight end.
Our first round draft choice.
Our first round draft choice's backup.
A starting WR. ( lee )
Backup running back.
Boatloads of defensive backs.

Give it up, hater. This nonsense just got ether'd on the Jags forum where you copied this horrendous list from.

Negged.

AreolaBorealis
09-27-2015, 09:53 AM
Let's go phaggots

http://i2.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article6244640.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/Tom-Brady-court-sketch.jpg

Pats 34
Jaguars 20

Lunatic
09-27-2015, 09:54 AM
If Bortles plays well and Jags beat or are close enough to beat the Patriots I hope that phaggot Rick Smith is watching. Fukking phaggot Rick Smith. It's all your fault you bald headed fuk. You fukking trash GM. Get the fukk out of my city and never come back. It's all your fukking fault I don't know tfw when winning team. It's all your fault I don't know that tfw good drafting. It's all your fault I don't know tfw QB. Start walking phaggot and never look back srs.Make a thread like StonedDreams. Do iiiiiiiiiiiiit

PatThePatriot
09-27-2015, 09:57 AM
Anyone got a stream!?

IawI
09-27-2015, 10:00 AM
The time has come. This is our day of reckoning.


RIP Pats fans. Time to meet your maker

mike.hunt
09-27-2015, 10:03 AM
Dis gun be so good

AreolaBorealis
09-27-2015, 10:05 AM
is blake bortles retarded? why are you throwing it in double coverage like that

TAWS6
09-27-2015, 10:05 AM
That Jags offense is goating

HockeyBacon18
09-27-2015, 10:06 AM
Does Bortles know what double coverage is?

AreolaBorealis
09-27-2015, 10:08 AM
Jags with a bold strategy on D by leaving Gronk completely open

TAWS6
09-27-2015, 10:10 AM
Welp that was pathetic

brighamw
09-27-2015, 10:12 AM
Dis sho am good!


GO PATS!!!

helpmee
09-27-2015, 10:14 AM
Jags with a bold strategy on D by leaving Gronk completely open
lolz

SteezeFactory
09-27-2015, 10:15 AM
Rarely get to see goatles play on the redzone channel because jax never gets into the redzone crew checking in.

Oh and see you next week opie.

KilaByte
09-27-2015, 10:18 AM
Dis sho am good!


GO PATS!!!I'm late to the party again

KilaByte
09-27-2015, 10:20 AM
Lol, nice hands

AreolaBorealis
09-27-2015, 10:20 AM
fuking lmao at that hot potato bortles playing hot potato with the football

brighamw
09-27-2015, 10:21 AM
I'm late to the party again

Better late than never when it's a PATS party!

metallicide
09-27-2015, 10:23 AM
fuking lmao at that hot potato bortles playing hot potato with the football

#potatoegate

KuSHedOuT860
09-27-2015, 10:25 AM
Brady gonna have a 500 yard game lmao. 100 yards already on 9 attempts. Jags getting teared up

mike.hunt
09-27-2015, 10:30 AM
Poor OP :(

AreolaBorealis
09-27-2015, 10:47 AM
How is that a fumble fuking zebras helping out jaguars god damn animals sticking together

KilaByte
09-27-2015, 10:49 AM
That was not a fumble

helpmee
09-27-2015, 10:49 AM
wtf mane

GarthVader
09-27-2015, 10:54 AM
Where is OP?

Lunatic
09-27-2015, 11:01 AM
Need Yeldon to ****ing do something. Jesus the Jags are garbage.

KilaByte
09-27-2015, 11:16 AM
Nice!

TAWS6
09-27-2015, 11:16 AM
Nice throw.

brighamw
09-27-2015, 11:18 AM
Where is OP?

Looking for someone to hold him and tell him every things going to be okay?

helpmee
09-27-2015, 11:23 AM
lol.. He just gave the 400 ball to someone in the stands

TAWS6
09-27-2015, 11:23 AM
400

goats gunna goat

AreolaBorealis
09-27-2015, 11:26 AM
Tom Brady = surgeon
Blake Bortles = guy who uses a hammer to mash potatoes

compan
09-27-2015, 11:37 AM
OP takes surprising exit after first half backfire.

TAWS6
09-27-2015, 11:38 AM
jags are lucky to have 3 points.

Hardcore_D00d
09-27-2015, 11:43 AM
guys guys, stop "hating" on the jags

TAWS6
09-27-2015, 11:53 AM
and another punt


strong flag

LeonardShelby
09-27-2015, 11:59 AM
Damn I liked that deep ball

brighamw
09-27-2015, 12:01 PM
Guess my Sunday afternoon nap is coming a little early today...

GO PATS!

KilaByte
09-27-2015, 12:03 PM
Just giving the game away with these penalties

TAWS6
09-27-2015, 12:04 PM
There really needs to be a mercy rule.

PatThePatriot
09-27-2015, 12:04 PM
No idea how Miami lost to this team

mike.hunt
09-27-2015, 12:06 PM
Close game fo sho

compan
09-27-2015, 12:11 PM
OP surely has written it off as the Patriots cheating.

Conspiracy... NFL did deflate gate to motivate Brady to get 5 rings.

KilaByte
09-27-2015, 12:11 PM
Harmon should have had him.

brighamw
09-27-2015, 12:17 PM
Come on Brady, time for the kill shot!

TAWS6
09-27-2015, 12:17 PM
401

brighamw
09-27-2015, 12:18 PM
Come on Brady, time for the kill shot!

:rolleyes:

Tommy so good he's taking request now...

Aameiel
09-27-2015, 12:18 PM
Goats gon goat

Lunatic
09-27-2015, 12:20 PM
Brady was just drinking a liquid without a label! HE'S CHEATING! 4 game suspension!

mike.hunt
09-27-2015, 12:22 PM
Watching patriots play is like watching an NFL team play a high school team.

They so good it's kinda boring

brighamw
09-27-2015, 12:23 PM
Brady was just drinking a liquid without a label! HE'S CHEATING! 4 game suspension!

#bradydrinkinggiselesurineonthesidelinegate

Hercegovac8
09-27-2015, 12:24 PM
lmao, strong fake

I like how the jags are putting everyone on Gronk and Edleman, and the pats just go to guys they literally picked up last week, goat system, can literally make anyone look good

WarrNation
09-27-2015, 12:26 PM
http://i.imgur.com/nwojNVV.jpg

LeonardShelby
09-27-2015, 12:30 PM
Too bad Brady's not a stat padder could've had 6 tds today instead of giving em to the running backs.

helpmee
09-27-2015, 12:31 PM
http://i.imgur.com/nwojNVV.jpg
cant tell if real


Hoping for 50+ today

Brozef
09-27-2015, 12:44 PM
Just a scrimmage to sharpen the Pat's weapons for the next game.

KilaByte
09-27-2015, 12:48 PM
50+

TAWS6
09-27-2015, 12:48 PM
51-10 make it stop

socrates07
09-27-2015, 12:49 PM
52-10 pats


oh hi

dont mind me

KilaByte
09-27-2015, 12:50 PM
51-10 make it stopNo, don't. Lol

mvpshaq32
09-27-2015, 12:54 PM
http://i.imgur.com/nwojNVV.jpg

fekkin lol, is that real?

brighamw
09-27-2015, 12:55 PM
Roger & the NFL dun goofed, they've unleashed the Brady/Bill Kraken!

TAWS6
09-27-2015, 01:00 PM
just lol at brady warming up

Kane_89
09-27-2015, 01:02 PM
No vaseline

KilaByte
09-27-2015, 01:06 PM
Repped those that I could

YellowOnYellow
09-27-2015, 01:23 PM
All I can say is lol

GarthVader
09-27-2015, 01:47 PM
http://cdn2.sbnation.com/imported_assets/1167769/jags.gif

bezarker
09-27-2015, 01:57 PM
that wasn't a game...


http://cdn1.vox-cdn.com/imported_assets/2379212/534221.jpg

daisbest
09-27-2015, 02:01 PM
i missed it, was it a close game? how many int's did brady have?