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JimFromRaleigh1
08-18-2015, 02:21 PM
No longer alleged, you can say without slander he looked at child porn.

http://fox59.com/2015/08/18/former-subway-spokesman-jared-fogle-to-plead-guilty-to-child-pornography-charges/

Scrizzle
08-18-2015, 02:23 PM
That dude's gonna get all the footlongs he can handle in jail.

FannySkelper
08-18-2015, 02:23 PM
Hes been giving kids footlongs nomsayin

Sgt T-Man
08-18-2015, 02:24 PM
That dude's gonna get all the footlongs he can handle in jail.

They don't have subways in jail dumbass!!!

joem1cha3l
08-18-2015, 02:25 PM
R.....

LateShow
08-18-2015, 02:26 PM
That must suck. His life is ruined from here on out. Wonder if all the times he touched himself to those videos was worth never being a productive member of society for the rest of his life

1quick1
08-18-2015, 02:26 PM
Well....he's fukked. Literally if that plea includes jail time.

Mcfreako
08-18-2015, 02:27 PM
Fuk u subway u nasty

rocketfish
08-18-2015, 02:27 PM
wow talk about throwing away his life

sabonis224
08-18-2015, 02:27 PM
What's a typical plea deal for something like this?

1fapalldey
08-18-2015, 02:28 PM
They don't have subways in jail dumbass!!!

LOL'D ! , i thought he was actually gonna be innocent for some reason im actually somewhat suprised , he ended up being guilty

niahmas
08-18-2015, 02:28 PM
But does he have aids? He will, nom sayin?

1quick1
08-18-2015, 02:31 PM
He definitely looks like someone who fiddles boys.

Tweedurr
08-18-2015, 02:32 PM
Cawckmeat sammiches.

IH8RICE
08-18-2015, 02:33 PM
He definitely looks like someone who fiddles boys.

I dislike stereotyping but dammit he does.

TheUniBrah
08-18-2015, 02:35 PM
His angus is not peppered

sword_
08-18-2015, 02:37 PM
My childhood heros, Jared and Bill Cosby, are not the men I thought :-/

straightflexing
08-18-2015, 02:38 PM
LOL'D ! , i thought he was actually gonna be innocent for some reason im actually somewhat suprised , he ended up being guilty


I knew he was guilty, FBI wouldnt have raided him if they werent 100% sure...

Ratfish
08-18-2015, 02:38 PM
damn, what a shame to see a true hero fall like that

you think he'll lose his shot at sainthood?

i mean child porn is bad, but being less fat from eating sandwiches is the stuff of legend

JimFromRaleigh1
08-18-2015, 02:39 PM
I knew he was guilty, FBI wouldnt have raided him if they werent 100% sure...

Because the FBI has never raided an innocent person's quarters before...

Kane_89
08-18-2015, 02:42 PM
I mean....look at this guys face...

http://images.hngn.com/data/images/full/105674/jared-fogle.jpg?w=650

Is anyone really surprised?

Scrizzle
08-18-2015, 02:42 PM
Because the FBI has never raided an innocent person's quarters before...

Strong this. They raided Johnny Tran's house and he didn't even do nothing. Some punk ass narced him out embarrassing him in front of his family in the process.

LargePeter
08-18-2015, 02:42 PM
Double meat with extra cheese coming his way

Needs extra peppers for his angus

LordBroski
08-18-2015, 02:42 PM
He tried to eat fresh and now he gets a life time supply of double meatball footlongs courtesy of Tyrone and Jamal.

FannySkelper
08-18-2015, 02:44 PM
Do you think it was notmultitasker who caught him????

BenchWellington
08-18-2015, 02:45 PM
Wow.

You know his flabby, pasty azz is going straight to protective custody.

NKWulf
08-18-2015, 02:46 PM
looking forward to south parks take on this now lol.

NKWulf
08-18-2015, 02:48 PM
I knew he was guilty, FBI wouldnt have raided him if they werent 100% sure...what color is the sky in your world?

Kobe81BakeShow
08-18-2015, 02:49 PM
Victimless crime.

elterrible987
08-18-2015, 02:50 PM
https://tribwxin.files.wordpress.com/2015/08/jared-fogle-fox1.png?w=770



lol at people being surprised this guy is a child molester. Ive been saying it for years. look at that face, would you let him around your children?

Eandretta96
08-18-2015, 02:52 PM
This is what happens when you don't follow iifym.

irishpie
08-18-2015, 02:53 PM
Strong this. They raided Johnny Tran's house and he didn't even do nothing. Some punk ass narced him out embarrassing him in front of his family in the process.

Laughing so heart I suffered a heart attack

Posting from beyond the grave, thanks

KhumatMibra
08-18-2015, 02:54 PM
That must suck. His life is ruined from here on out. Wonder if all the times he touched himself to those videos was worth never being a productive member of society for the rest of his life

dude probably feels like killing himself right abut now.


dont know how much subway paid him but he probably had a pretty sweet deal, was probably living a comfortable life. and now he will forever be known as a **** to society, good bye sweet future job opportunities, good bye sweet life

Benny_Lava
08-18-2015, 02:55 PM
https://tribwxin.files.wordpress.com/2015/08/jared-fogle-fox1.png?w=770



lol at people being surprised this guy is a child molester. Ive been saying it for years. look at that face, would you let him around your children?

Will rep for a link to a post of you saying he was a child molester before he got caught.

mikieson
08-18-2015, 02:58 PM
People here acting all innocent..I wonder how many here have actually looked at porn with underage people in it? IF you were honest I bet most here have.

Mobraelite
08-18-2015, 02:59 PM
I guess he really does like to eat fresh

devin45k
08-18-2015, 03:00 PM
People here acting all innocent..I wonder how many here have actually looked at porn with underage people in it? IF you were honest I bet most here have.


Or accidentally have.

NKWulf
08-18-2015, 03:01 PM
People here acting all innocent..I wonder how many here have actually looked at porn with underage people in it? IF you were honest I bet most here have.ummm there is a difference going to a porn site believed to be 18plus then searching out dling and keeping child porn...

devin45k
08-18-2015, 03:03 PM
ummm there is a difference going to a porn site believed to be 18plus then searching out dling and keeping child porn...


Very true....I don't get how these jabronis think they will not get caught downloading that material.

BigRangs
08-18-2015, 03:06 PM
Do you think it was notmultitasker who caught him????

This raid wasn't dangerous or clandestine enough for notmultitasker to be on the job.

Vishus
08-18-2015, 03:06 PM
https://vine.co/v/h5X5l1nWOLu

seanb1979
08-18-2015, 03:08 PM
subway just **** themselves a 12 incher

whoisej
08-18-2015, 03:13 PM
shiet guys can you get arrested if you dl bestiality videos. like horses fcking hot blondes and stuff??? i fap to these videos 24/7

seanb1979
08-18-2015, 03:46 PM
shiet guys can you get arrested if you dl bestiality videos. like horses fcking hot blondes and stuff??? i fap to these videos 24/7

as far as those go, only anal cephalopods are illegal

NinjaNoir
08-18-2015, 03:51 PM
People here acting all innocent..I wonder how many here have actually looked at porn with underage people in it? IF you were honest I bet most here have.

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view7/2376030/hyde-laughing-o.gif

Reported to the FBI.

kopikum
08-18-2015, 03:51 PM
People here acting all innocent..I wonder how many here have actually looked at porn with underage people in it? IF you were honest I bet most here have.
there's a big difference between fapping to your 16yo cousin facebook pics and having child porn

Just to be clear, ****philes like prepubescent kids, for some reason most americans think liking a 17yo girl makes you a ****

MusicProducer
08-18-2015, 03:53 PM
Guys, Jesus forgives. Don't forget

http://www.walltor.com/images/wallpaper/jesus-always-love-and-forgives-127468.jpg

seanb1979
08-18-2015, 04:00 PM
there's a big difference between fapping to your 16yo cousin facebook pics and having child porn

Just to be clear, ****philes like prepubescent kids, for some reason most americans think liking a 17yo girl makes you a ****

older women think liking any college age girl is even ****, its funny how theyre pushing for older women to be sought after more and more socially acceptable

AlanStone
08-18-2015, 04:00 PM
People here acting all innocent..I wonder how many here have actually looked at porn with underage people in it? IF you were honest I bet most here have.

Is this real life. Did you just admit to being on that **** time

SlootFlute
08-18-2015, 04:04 PM
People here acting all innocent..I wonder how many here have actually looked at porn with underage people in it? IF you were honest I bet most here have.

Reported to FBI SRS

Yuuzhanvong
08-18-2015, 04:06 PM
People here acting all innocent..I wonder how many here have actually looked at porn with underage people in it? IF you were honest I bet most here have.
Err... bro

you just publicly admitted to being a ****phile
in b4 raid

LordBroski
08-18-2015, 04:13 PM
there's a big difference between fapping to your 16yo cousin facebook pics and having child porn

Just to be clear, ****philes like prepubescent kids, for some reason most americans think liking a 17yo girl makes you a ****

who would do such a thing....

not me...

obviously...

Steak_n_Taters
08-18-2015, 04:25 PM
I always wonder in the child pornography cases - did he look at pictures of kids that are like 7 years old, or did he come across some 17 year old high school girl's selfie that her ex bf posted somewhere on the internet?

Arkileon
08-18-2015, 04:29 PM
I always wonder in the child pornography cases - did he look at pictures of kids that are like 7 years old, or did he come across some 17 year old high school girl's selfie that her ex bf posted somewhere on the internet?

sdfu

we all know he didnt get the FBI to raid his house over suzie nobody, a senior in high school

Steak_n_Taters
08-18-2015, 04:29 PM
Victimless crime.

If we are talking true children, like 8 years old, it definitely is not.


People here acting all innocent..I wonder how many here have actually looked at porn with underage people in it? IF you were honest I bet most here have.

Uh, I doubt most people that watch porn have watched it or sought it out intentionally.

StrongLurking
08-18-2015, 04:32 PM
If he doesn't go to protective custody right away then the other inmates will beat him, possibly to death. Doesn't help he has somewhat recognizable face and the inmates prob know about him from the news, so he is fukked. He is gonna be abused in prison, I just hope its not cuz he was looking at a 16-17yo girl

Yotone
08-18-2015, 04:36 PM
whats the typical sentence for a crime like that he admitted to?

JimFromRaleigh1
08-18-2015, 04:40 PM
whats the typical sentence for a crime like that he admitted to?

Depends on the circumstance. We really do not know the evidence.

gonz312
08-18-2015, 04:42 PM
I knew he was guilty, FBI wouldnt have raided him if they werent 100% sure...

Pretty sure they raided Birdman's place and found nothing.

Scorer
08-18-2015, 04:46 PM
I always wonder in the child pornography cases - did he look at pictures of kids that are like 7 years old, or did he come across some 17 year old high school girl's selfie that her ex bf posted somewhere on the internet?

Same here. The former is abnormal. The latter is just healthy male desire.

SydneyJunkie
08-18-2015, 04:48 PM
Lol at the potatoes saying that guy above just admitted to looking at underage content. Do you even reading comprehension?

He said if most of YOU were honest, he'd bet most of YOU have. He never once mentioned himself.


how much he payin u? that boy lawyered up fast as a mug

straightflexing
08-18-2015, 04:53 PM
im eating subway right now with doritos and a diet pepsi....tastes bomb as fukk....

BunkMoreland
08-18-2015, 04:55 PM
doesnt surprise me at all. he had a look about it.

Flexish
08-18-2015, 05:00 PM
Child porn. There were legit LITTL CHLDREN..Russell Taylor, the executive director of the foundation Jared founded was charged with also CREATING these movies...a foundation for childhood obesity.

They were also allegedly best friends. Whole foundation was probably a set up to get access to kids

MajesticLion
08-18-2015, 05:02 PM
how much he payin u? that boy lawyered up fast as a mug

lmao!

datderecreatine
08-18-2015, 05:03 PM
I just don't get it.

They have money.

Why don't they just **** petite girls? They are some borderline looking legal girls. Why he fuk do **** bastards got to take it another level? Kill all FA before the diease spreads.

wake_me
08-18-2015, 05:06 PM
But does he have aids? He will, nom sayin?

http://images.rapgenius.com/b7f0f964d7e15a5f0a31ddc5394dbfd1.606x456x1.jpg

HeavyIron8
08-18-2015, 05:07 PM
That dude's gonna get all the footlongs he can handle in jail.

dead

wake_me
08-18-2015, 05:08 PM
People here acting all innocent..I wonder how many here have actually looked at porn with underage people in it? IF you were honest I bet most here have.

http://media.giphy.com/media/lk0TFUdop2JTW/giphy.gif

Ayudha
08-18-2015, 05:09 PM
Props to the OG Gable chopper













http://i.imgur.com/1yrfdAd.jpg

Roldz
08-18-2015, 05:14 PM
Good job, F@ggle

Eandretta96
08-18-2015, 05:18 PM
His angus is going to look like a roast beef sandwich with meatball sauce in no time. It piss.

Frank Drebin
08-18-2015, 05:21 PM
I always wonder in the child pornography cases - did he look at pictures of kids that are like 7 years old, or did he come across some 17 year old high school girl's selfie that her ex bf posted somewhere on the internet?I would wager that the FBI wouldn't waste their time with technicalities - ie girls who look like women. I'm pretty sure these high profile cases are the nasty chit, the prepubescent kids. Makes me sick thinking about it.

To be clear, there is a definite difference between being aroused by a young woman than a young girl.

stevemckenna
08-18-2015, 05:29 PM
He ain't gonna make it in gen pop. Chomos are targeted by brothas and cholos alike. I would off myself if I were him right about now.

Arkileon
08-18-2015, 05:32 PM
i just imagined all these puns miscers are dropping being said by the guys beating up jared in prison

cmml
08-18-2015, 07:36 PM
I think everyone on the misc should watch this to maybe understand why people like Jared Sickfuk do the things they do. Loool.

P0N4JxvD610

mikieson
08-18-2015, 07:47 PM
Err... bro

you just publicly admitted to being a ****phile
in b4 raid
I in no way shape or form have admitted to anything. Might want to re-read things bro..;) 18+ only here..

Tacomaster
08-18-2015, 07:51 PM
Damn, I wonder if he can keep his physique when he's in prison.. he'll be getting plenty of cardio at least with bubba in his cell and shower.

srom12
08-18-2015, 07:54 PM
People here acting all innocent..I wonder how many here have actually looked at porn with underage people in it? IF you were honest I bet most here have.

INB4 FBI raids your house and disrespects your whole family.

Also, if someone posted his mug on here without context I can almost guarantee most people would say he looks like a ****phile.

AnthonyMN
08-18-2015, 07:55 PM
He tried to eat fresh and now he gets a life time supply of double meatball footlongs courtesy of Tyrone and Jamal.

Winner

stfudonny
08-18-2015, 07:56 PM
misc should troll his wikipedia page

mikieson
08-18-2015, 07:58 PM
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view7/2376030/hyde-laughing-o.gif

Reported to the FBI.


Is this real life. Did you just admit to being on that **** time


Reported to FBI SRS
FBI will find nothing on me so have it kids..might want to get some reading skills too..I replied the way I did because people act holier than thou and point fingers at people that do something wrong. WHEN everyone does something stupid no matter if its looking at kid porn or shoplift,lie,etc..so the guy screwed up..lesson learned I hope..I'll be waiting for the FBI..I have a cousin in the FBI I hope they send him..been a while since we've chatted..

NetherRealm
08-18-2015, 08:02 PM
Looks like Jared likes to eat a little too fresh... nom saiyan?

NinjaNoir
08-18-2015, 08:02 PM
FBI will find nothing on me so have it kids..might want to get some reading skills too..I replied the way I did because people act holier than thou and point fingers at people that do something wrong. WHEN everyone does something stupid no matter if its looking at kid porn or shoplift,lie,etc..so the guy screwed up..lesson learned I hope..I'll be waiting for the FBI..I have a cousin in the FBI I hope they send him..been a while since we've chatted..

OIt was a joke brah. Why so defensive? LMAO chill out mate. This post makes me believe you have a basement filled with child porn.

NillaWafer
08-18-2015, 08:04 PM
FBI will find nothing on me so have it kids..might want to get some reading skills too..I replied the way I did because people act holier than thou and point fingers at people that do something wrong. WHEN everyone does something stupid no matter if its looking at kid porn or shoplift,lie,etc..so the guy screwed up..lesson learned I hope..I'll be waiting for the FBI..I have a cousin in the FBI I hope they send him..been a while since we've chatted..

http://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7c60crMJk1qfo1pz.gif

straightflexing
08-18-2015, 08:04 PM
Jareds toasted...

Eandretta96
08-18-2015, 08:04 PM
FBI will find nothing on me so have it kids..might want to get some reading skills too..I replied the way I did because people act holier than thou and point fingers at people that do something wrong. WHEN everyone does something stupid no matter if its looking at kid porn or shoplift,lie,etc..so the guy screwed up..lesson learned I hope..I'll be waiting for the FBI..I have a cousin in the FBI I hope they send him..been a while since we've chatted..You are acting as if having child porn is a mistake similar to getting caught having an acid trip or something. We are acting holier than thou because child prons is up there in the list of pretty sickening crimes.

WrinklyGrandma
08-18-2015, 08:05 PM
Hope he likes prison food














and penis!

MareeWanna
08-18-2015, 08:06 PM
plenty of deli meat in Prison

they hand out bologna sandwiches everyday for lunch in Jail

renaissancebro
08-18-2015, 08:12 PM
dude's worth 15 MILLION

miscers could head to every single country on earth and bang 100s of 9s and 10s every single day for the rest of their life with that kind of money and still have enough left over to ride a million bike rides


what an idiot this guy is, never had to work a single day in life.. FREE meals for life and royalties. its like god gave him a punch bowl with the best tasting punch but this guy just took a huge stringy dump in it and gave it back

juvefan
08-18-2015, 08:12 PM
OIt was a joke brah. Why so defensive? LMAO chill out mate. This post makes me believe you have a basement filled with child porn.

Lmao this. Now im suspicious










Reported to FBI

Manletbolic
08-18-2015, 08:16 PM
Resembles a miscer

badreligion
08-18-2015, 08:18 PM
Sad thing is he has two kids ....

Manletbolic
08-18-2015, 08:21 PM
FBI will find nothing on me so have it kids..might want to get some reading skills too..I replied the way I did because people act holier than thou and point fingers at people that do something wrong. WHEN everyone does something stupid no matter if its looking at kid porn or shoplift,lie,etc..so the guy screwed up..lesson learned I hope..I'll be waiting for the FBI..I have a cousin in the FBI I hope they send him..been a while since we've chatted..

We got a ****. Someone report this fukker

PAU1
08-18-2015, 08:25 PM
When I remembered he said, "my big secret is that I have three four inch'ers per day"
http://i.imgur.com/BVkyVGm.jpg
And when I remembered he also said, "I never use condiments"
http://i.imgur.com/5nt8JiD.jpg

yochrisss
08-18-2015, 08:28 PM
He definitely looks like someone who fiddles boys.

This

Dan916
08-18-2015, 08:33 PM
Wait he was also arrested for distributing it.. as in filming it or just sharing his videos with others? If he filmed it hes done.

eMan0n
08-18-2015, 08:34 PM
Its all bout dat Blimpee's now

PeterDINK
08-18-2015, 08:35 PM
This just in: transcripts from his aol chat account


last night was [REDACTED]. [REDACTED] tonight? I want to show you to my buddies.

niahmas
08-18-2015, 08:38 PM
Wait he was also arrested for distributing it.. as in filming it or just sharing his videos with others? If he filmed it hes done.

Link just says possession. I'm willing to bet it was pictures of the same 16 year old we heard about last month. The damage is definitely done though.

Radioactive Man
08-18-2015, 08:40 PM
I always hated the guy. Had such a punchable face. Also resented the fact that he made millions of dollars for being nothing more than a fat@ss that convinced other fat@sses that you can get healthy eating crappy sub sandwiches. Hope he gets passed around and stuffed in prison just like the sandwiches at Subway. Fat piece of sh!t. And can somebody please report the **** in this thread.

velvetmudhole
08-18-2015, 08:41 PM
No longer alleged, you can say without slander he looked at child porn.

http://fox59.com/2015/08/18/former-subway-spokesman-jared-fogle-to-plead-guilty-to-child-pornography-charges/

Not only did he look at it, he fapped to it

JasonCDT1
08-18-2015, 08:41 PM
Betting it's topless pics of that 15-16 year old chick.

Doubt he will do any real prison time.

Howiester
08-18-2015, 08:41 PM
He likes his partners like he likes his olive oil: extra virgin.

yungballin14
08-18-2015, 08:41 PM
the look in her eye, you just KNOW they banged

Jared from subway is known to be THE most hung guy in hollywood, possibly one of the biggest in the world. his cock has been described as "like an evian bottle", with gargantual thickness that would rival shane diesel and shorty mac. im estimating his size to be at least 8.5" bone pressed, with OVER 7" of girth. Talk about a Footlong from Subway. he would have absolutely destroyed said underage girl's pussy.

they would have spent hours and hours on foreplay, getting herself wet enough just so she can take it. i can just imagine her begging for it, with Jared barely able to force it past the knob, and the underage girl moaning and squirming, demanding him to force it in deeper. she would have orgasm'd within seconds of taking the entire length, being filled and stretched right up to her cervix.. the orgasm would have been powerful, with her vaginal muscles clamping down on Jared's throbbing monstrosity, her whole body quivering in euphoria..

i bet she still masturbates to the memory of it

srom12
08-18-2015, 08:43 PM
FBI will find nothing on me so have it kids..might want to get some reading skills too..I replied the way I did because people act holier than thou and point fingers at people that do something wrong. WHEN everyone does something stupid no matter if its looking at kid porn or shoplift,lie,etc..so the guy screwed up..lesson learned I hope..I'll be waiting for the FBI..I have a cousin in the FBI I hope they send him..been a while since we've chatted..

Lol @ ever remotely defending him. That's kind of ****ed up, the guy is a ****phile and any crime like this is sickening.

It's not like he accidentally stumbled across it from browsing weird forums or porn sites.

bezarker
08-18-2015, 08:43 PM
the look in her eye, you just KNOW they banged

Jared from subway is known to be THE most hung guy in hollywood, possibly one of the biggest in the world. his cock has been described as "like an evian bottle", with gargantual thickness that would rival shane diesel and shorty mac. im estimating his size to be at least 8.5" bone pressed, with OVER 7" of girth. Talk about a Footlong from Subway. he would have absolutely destroyed said underage girl's pussy.

they would have spent hours and hours on foreplay, getting herself wet enough just so she can take it. i can just imagine her begging for it, with Jared barely able to force it past the knob, and the underage girl moaning and squirming, demanding him to force it in deeper. she would have orgasm'd within seconds of taking the entire length, being filled and stretched right up to her cervix.. the orgasm would have been powerful, with her vaginal muscles clamping down on Jared's throbbing monstrosity, her whole body quivering in euphoria..

i bet she still masturbates to the memory of it


http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/10/31/1414798096606_wps_7_Jared_Fogle_and_guest_dur.jpg

eightduece
08-18-2015, 08:46 PM
Wait was he diddling little kids like 7 years old or is he in trouble for getting tit pics from a 16 year old? Huuuuuuge difference

JimFromRaleigh1
08-18-2015, 08:47 PM
Wait was he diddling little kids like 7 years old or is he in trouble for getting tit pics from a 16 year old? Huuuuuuge difference

Nobody in the general public knows.

However, it is fair to speculate that the FBI does not raid your house for a chick who is 17 years, 364 days old that sends you teddy pics. In my opinion (to avoid slander), it was probably serious, young age pics for th eFBI to get involved.

niahmas
08-18-2015, 10:34 PM
Nobody in the general public knows.

However, it is fair to speculate that the FBI does not raid your house for a chick who is 17 years, 364 days old that sends you teddy pics. In my opinion (to avoid slander), it was probably serious, young age pics for th eFBI to get involved.

Eh they wouldn't do it to your average joe but the publicity of this case is the kind of shyt that makes careers for law enforcement. Should be interesting tomorrow when we find out what he did exactly but I'm betting it was that 16 year olds nudes.

damoboss
08-18-2015, 11:21 PM
That dude's gonna get all the footlongs he can handle in jail.

Lulz. Gold.

MaximumCapacity
08-18-2015, 11:24 PM
lmao fukking **** he probably joked about the footlong sandwiches when children ate it

DeusExTerra
08-18-2015, 11:27 PM
Strong this. They raided Johnny Tran's house and he didn't even do nothing. Some punk ass narced him out embarrassing him in front of his family in the process.

http://i.imgur.com/Oz1RbiB.gif

ultramg
08-18-2015, 11:32 PM
FBI will find nothing on me so have it kids..might want to get some reading skills too..I replied the way I did because people act holier than thou and point fingers at people that do something wrong. WHEN everyone does something stupid no matter if its looking at kid porn or shoplift,lie,etc..so the guy screwed up..lesson learned I hope..I'll be waiting for the FBI..I have a cousin in the FBI I hope they send him..been a while since we've chatted..

I literally just reported you to the FBI after this post.

MaximumCapacity
08-18-2015, 11:33 PM
People here acting all innocent..I wonder how many here have actually looked at porn with underage people in it? IF you were honest I bet most here have.

U fuking wot m8

Nastradoomus
08-18-2015, 11:36 PM
Way to throw it away skinny fat fuk,

rjones416
08-18-2015, 11:42 PM
hate that skinny fat phaggot. i hope he likes all the double black roast beef foot longs with extra special sauce he gonna get in prisons.

ashketchup963
08-18-2015, 11:46 PM
he felt he could apply his "eat fresh" slogan to other aspects of his life




sick bastard

RespectYourself
08-18-2015, 11:49 PM
He's been trying to get into smaller and smaller pants for years now.

TruKnight
08-18-2015, 11:54 PM
comes into thread expecting 5 solid pages of bad puns.

leaving satisfied.

chaoserver
08-19-2015, 12:16 AM
ITT we discover half of the misc are ****philes.

BPDsrs
08-19-2015, 12:29 AM
Wait was he diddling little kids like 7 years old or is he in trouble for getting tit pics from a 16 year old? Huuuuuuge differencedoesn't really matter in my opinion.

I mean, did he actually TOUCH a child in that manner? otherwise, i see it as no harm.

wake_me
08-19-2015, 01:07 AM
He's been trying to get into smaller and smaller pants for years now.

Repped. Some have gone for the low hanging fruit. This one was fairly clever.

hxa
08-19-2015, 04:18 AM
Wait was he diddling little kids like 7 years old or is he in trouble for getting tit pics from a 16 year old? Huuuuuuge difference

Probably the latter.

The guy should be in trouble, but it's kind of scary how people react to this.

Didn't Paul Walker fuk a 16 year old?

AuBrah
08-19-2015, 04:38 AM
I always wonder in the child pornography cases - did he look at pictures of kids that are like 7 years old, or did he come across some 17 year old high school girl's selfie that her ex bf posted somewhere on the internet?

I think you know the answer to that. If not have a guess, the problem is a lot worse than you think it is.


If he doesn't go to protective custody right away then the other inmates will beat him, possibly to death. Doesn't help he has somewhat recognizable face and the inmates prob know about him from the news, so he is fukked. He is gonna be abused in prison, I just hope its not cuz he was looking at a 16-17yo girl

All child sex offenders get protective custody. It's a given that they will be killed the second they step into GP.

TheCore84
08-19-2015, 04:39 AM
He's been getting into smaller and smaller pants since he started eating there.

whoisej
08-19-2015, 04:53 AM
holy sht the last inmate in our prison who was a child molestor got his head smashed in the moment he got out of the yard. he was in coma for couple weeks then his family decided to remove the vent and sht and he started breathing on his own. shiet son

TheArcadian
08-19-2015, 04:54 AM
He's been trying to get into smaller and smaller pants for years now.That's one of the cleverest comments I think i've ever seen. Take some reps and pls write for comedy shows.

JohnRainbo
08-19-2015, 05:01 AM
You are acting as if having child porn is a mistake similar to getting caught having an acid trip or something. We are acting holier than thou because child prons is up there in the list of pretty sickening crimes.

Exactly. Jesus, how this guy doesn't get that is mind blowing. Repped.

JimFromRaleigh1
08-19-2015, 10:39 AM
Just released

He will plead guilty to possession of child porn and travelling across state lines to have sex with a minor.

Will service between 5.5-12 years in prison

psai
08-19-2015, 10:49 AM
Just released

He will plead guilty to possession of child porn and travelling across state lines to have sex with a minor.

Will service between 5.5-12 years in prison

that seems absurdly low...

TheMinimalist
08-19-2015, 10:50 AM
he should be hanged!

badbl00d
08-19-2015, 10:52 AM
that seems absurdly low...

also paying 1.4 million in restitution...100k to each victim.

5x10
08-19-2015, 10:54 AM
also paying 1.4 million in restitution...100k to each victim.cot damn, the sik fuk diddled 14 kids?
Strong case for execution , guy is sick and prison isn't going to change that

stuntinonjos
08-19-2015, 10:55 AM
Stereotypes...

psai
08-19-2015, 10:55 AM
also paying 1.4 million in restitution...100k to each victim.

still too low IMO...people are doing way more time than that for mere drug charges

NKWulf
08-19-2015, 10:56 AM
cot damn, the sik fuk diddled 14 kids?
Strong case for execution , guy is sick and prison isn't going to change thatwonder what his defenders are going to say now.

psai
08-19-2015, 10:59 AM
cot damn, the sik fuk diddled 14 kids?
Strong case for execution , guy is sick and prison isn't going to change that

no, he had sex with at least 2 minors (escorts IIRC), which accounts for 2 of those charges.

the other 12 were because he had child porn on him which was produced by the director of his charity (homemade, using hidden cameras), and involved kids as young as 6

http://gawker.com/fbi-subway-jared-paid-for-sex-with-at-least-14-minors-1725047624

Jeeter
08-19-2015, 11:04 AM
if he's lucky he'll only get a five.....five year......FIVE YEAR SENTEEEEENCEEEEEEE

CommonPheasant
08-19-2015, 11:06 AM
I knew he was guilty, FBI wouldnt have raided him if they werent 100% sure...

Look up the FBI anthrax case and how they completely ruined an innocent guy's life by accusing him of being the anthrax mailer after 9/11.

jasowhit
08-19-2015, 11:07 AM
Throw the book at him, make him eat a Subway sandwich! Oh, wait... Sick fukk, indeed.

CommonPheasant
08-19-2015, 11:08 AM
no, he had sex with at least 2 minors (escorts IIRC), which accounts for 2 of those charges.

the other 12 were because he had child porn on him which was produced by the director of his charity (homemade, using hidden cameras), and involved kids as young as 6

http://gawker.com/fbi-subway-jared-paid-for-sex-with-at-least-14-minors-1725047624

Yep, he's definitely a bad guy. This isn't someone who accidently clicked on a 4chan cp thread here...

TheBenchPresser
08-19-2015, 11:09 AM
guy gets to get out in 10 years, meanwhile there are people are doing life over possession of a drug now legal in two states. Max jimmies rustling ITT

G0S9G
08-19-2015, 11:13 AM
Glad he'll see jail time. From what I've read/heard people who do chit with kids have a ****ing horrendous time in Jail. Definitely one of the few times I'm totally okay with mob justice.

ironicinori
08-19-2015, 11:19 AM
Wait was he diddling little kids like 7 years old or is he in trouble for getting tit pics from a 16 year old? Huuuuuuge difference

Nobody in the general public knows.

However, it is fair to speculate that the FBI does not raid your house for a chick who is 17 years, 364 days old that sends you teddy pics. In my opinion (to avoid slander), it was probably serious, young age pics for th eFBI to get involved.

He set up a camera for kids as young as 13 bathing and getting dressed. He paid a 17 year old in New York for sexual acts and is on record saying he'd compensate her for introducing him to others "the younger the better". An article said "at least 10 allegations of sexual acts performed on minors".

I mean I'm just repeating what I read on news sites, so it could be wrong, but it doesn't look good for ol Jared. He better pepper his angus well, I don't think olive oil is going to be an option on Jamal's footlong special in prison.

Legion25
08-19-2015, 11:22 AM
He ain't gonna make it in gen pop. Chomos are targeted by brothas and cholos alike. I would off myself if I were him right about now.


This

lol @ anyone who think's he'll be in gen pop.

All these rape jokes are getting annoying.

Also I didn't know this phaggot was 6'2. Crazy.

Ratfish
08-19-2015, 11:23 AM
http://i.imgur.com/2aGqPGb.png

CHARBACK
08-19-2015, 11:23 AM
This guy's face straight up looks like a ****phile. The real questions we need to be asking is why was he put on television as the face of subway for a decade, respected by everyone and caused subway sales to rise when they make chitty ass cardboard sandwiches.

AtomicVeggie
08-19-2015, 11:24 AM
He's been trying to get into smaller and smaller pants for years now.

Strong joke stealing from reddit

TsarChasm
08-19-2015, 11:31 AM
Being attracted to actual children is sick. Being attracted to a fully grown 17 year old is normal. There is a difference and it should be treated differently. Any one of you fuks could have a one night stand with a 17 year old and not know it. Quit acting like if Kylie Jenner a few weeks ago wanted to smash, you wouldnt.

jbball92
08-19-2015, 11:33 AM
lets be honest, even if he was 100% innocent, the second anything got out he was fukked and there was no coming back from it.


also, some joke about meatballs and peppering angus in prison or something

Arkileon
08-19-2015, 11:39 AM
lets be honest, even if he was 100% innocent, the second anything got out he was fukked and there was no coming back from it.


also, some joke about meatballs and peppering angus in prison or something

well at least we know for sure it was more than just a 17 y/o girl type deal and he definitely deserves his share of free footlongs in prison

IronRooster2
08-19-2015, 12:44 PM
I always wonder in the child pornography cases - did he look at pictures of kids that are like 7 years old, or did he come across some 17 year old high school girl's selfie

Nudity itself is not porn. Vaguely recall those disgusting diaper commercials on TV with babies on them for example.

These guys are the kind of guys who crush kittens to death - they just do not give a single fuk. Pure evil, zero empathy for anything.

Want to feel even ****tier? The kids Jared diddled were probably rented out by their own parents. Also the United States has the largest economy of this fukked up **** in the world, worth $billions a year.

Here's a cheerful Cracked.com article to make you feel better about humans: http://www.cracked.com/personal-experiences-1440-5-things-i-learned-as-sex-slave-in-modern-america.html

Stizzel
08-19-2015, 01:10 PM
guy gets to get out in 10 years, meanwhile there are people are doing life over possession of a drug now legal in two states. Max jimmies rustling ITT

Its because theres no war on ****philia. Courts are so over burdened with drug cases they give ridiculous sentences for everything so people are forced to take a plea deal.

And be glad said war doesnt exist because I guaran-damn-tee you the government would find a,way to cause more ****philia just like its done with everything else its declared war on.

JimFromRaleigh1
08-19-2015, 01:23 PM
Its because theres no war on ****philia. Courts are so over burdened with drug cases they give ridiculous sentences for everything so people are forced to take a plea deal.

And be glad said war doesnt exist because I guaran-damn-tee you the government would find a,way to cause more ****philia just like its done with everything else its declared war on.

The problem with waging a war on ****philia is that each state has different age of consent. In the eyes of the law, possessing naked pics of a 17 year 364 day old child is the same as a naked pic of a 4 year old. Similar to sexual offender laws. There are stories out there where a guy got a ticket for peeing in public, and then had to register as a sex offender.

If they want to wage a war against ****philia they need to revise the way they prosecute cases and provide clear guidance in the law.

devin45k
08-19-2015, 01:45 PM
I am surprised he is as young as he is.

RayBoccini
08-23-2015, 09:18 PM
Dunno if already said but he also asked a female friend if he could bang one of her horses and sent pics to her of a dog licking female snatches.

All kind of messed up, this guy.