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pacman08
06-14-2015, 10:04 AM
Hard to believe, but the NFL season is almost here. Almost.

With that said, bring on your craziest predictions (or not so crazy) for bragging rights. I'll start.

- Superbowl: Colts vs. Packers (Packers W)
- Giants win NFC East
- RG3 stays healthy but is benched on week 8 (their bye week).
- Tampa Bay wins NFC South, makes playoffs with top 8 defense and top 16 offense
- Jameis Winston wins OROTY
- Broncos don't make playoffs, Peyton Manning retires after this season
- Eagles finish 7-9, no playoffs
- Teddy Bridgewater throws for 30 tds, 12 picks
- Marcus Mariota throws for 15 tds, 22 picks

Coaches let go: Joe Philbin, Mike Tomlin, Ron Rivera

With the first pick in the NFL draft, the Cleveland Browns select...

smallbonesjones
06-14-2015, 10:05 AM
bradford dominates dallas finish 6-10

Tommy12Orr4
06-14-2015, 10:13 AM
The Colts are the team with the worst chance to make the Super Bowl. If they play the Patriots in the playoffs, R.I.P. Colts.

Their first burial will be in October, so we'll see if the resurrect to receive their second one in January.

BullBoy8
06-14-2015, 10:31 AM
-49ers win 3 games
-Bears win 11-12 games
-Bucs win 10 games and the South Division (such a weak division)
-Bills or Dolphins win the East, Pats dont make the playoffs.
-The superbowl will be an NFC north team vs an AFC North team

JmanTheJuiceman
06-14-2015, 02:50 PM
-Jay Cutler sets record for INTs in a season
-Aaron Rodgers comes back to earth and finishes the season with a QBR < 100 for the first time since his 1st year starting
-Minny's D is Top-10, almost Top-5
- Matthew Stafford gets hurt sometime before week 8
- Amari Cooper gets > 1000 yards
- Rams make the playoffs
- AP gets back on that 2k yards time

wildchild11
06-14-2015, 02:52 PM
Jameis Winston, 2015 OROY
Leonard Williams, 2015 DROY

HockeyBacon18
06-14-2015, 02:53 PM
Rams make the playoffs

Sam Bradford suffers another ACL tear

Patriots go undefeated during Bradys suspension

Amari Cooper wins OROTY

MurkinSeason
06-14-2015, 02:54 PM
Cowboys go 11-5 straight to the super bowl.

Romo has another MVP type year.

HumptyBrah
06-14-2015, 02:55 PM
At least three more young 49ers retire before the season starts

HtotheOV
06-14-2015, 02:58 PM
Giants have best overall offense in NFC

sammywatkins
06-14-2015, 03:10 PM
-Chip kelly is the most hated man in Philly by October
-Bills make the playoffs
-Jameis is offensive rookie of the year

pacman08
06-18-2015, 04:20 AM
Bump for more

wickedman
06-18-2015, 04:47 AM
Eagles dominate, minimum of 12 wins.
Vikings will be fighting for the division with the Packers in the closing weeks of the season.
Rookie running back will go for over 1,400 yards.
Cam will dominate, clear top 10 QB after this season.

Jaydawg08
06-18-2015, 05:57 AM
Pack finish 13-3. Rodgers wins mvp again. Vikings make the playoffs as a wild card. Winston wins OROY. Eagles make the playoffs

henryk21
06-18-2015, 06:01 AM
Chargers win super bowl
Melvin Gordon OROY

GuljinManbirg
06-18-2015, 06:05 AM
seahawks get blown out in week 2 @ lambeau. it will cost them the #1 seed and will lose again in the playoffs @ lambeau.

https://usatthebiglead.files.wordpress.com/2015/01/clay-matthews-hit-on-russell-wilson-nfc-championship-replay.gif?w=1000

Thai_Clinch
06-18-2015, 06:08 AM
Bucs have a better record than last year.

phillyfreak7
06-18-2015, 08:16 AM
Eagles 11-5
Dallas 9-7
Redskins 7-9
Giants 4-12

Amari Cooper wins offensive rookie of the year
Vic Beasley wins defensive rookie of the year

Seahawks Broncos rematch

DirtyCac
06-18-2015, 11:31 AM
Chip Kelly gets exposed as potato and all the bandwagoners will have to find a new cock to choke on

Jay Cutler makes stupid faces, throws picks, and has diabeetus

Peyton Manning chokes in the playoffs

AP beats various defenses like they were his son

Tony Homo and his beady rat eyes win another playoff game thanks to the refs

Nick Foles swings his BWC around an gets the Rams a wild card spot

A sex tape of Jerry Jones and Murkinseason surfaces

Scam Newton doesn't make the playoffs and wines about it

SillieBazzillie
06-18-2015, 01:41 PM
https://usatthebiglead.files.wordpress.com/2013/11/joe-flacco-celebration-against-jets.gif?w=500

pacman08
06-24-2015, 02:00 PM
bump for more

JmanTheJuiceman
06-24-2015, 02:30 PM
AP and Bridgewater combine for the most yards between a QB/RB duo in history.

Teddy Bridgewater steals Samantha Ponder from Christian.

Teddy Bridgewater and AP are the top-2 vote getters for MVP.

bananabucket
06-24-2015, 04:44 PM
Peyton has one more elite year left in him.

If Brady misses 4 games, Packers over Colts in the SB.

If Brady misses 2 or less, Packers over Patriots.

Dre4
06-24-2015, 04:51 PM
Derek Carr passes for 4k
Darren McFadden runs for 1k
9er's win 2 games and get 1st pick
Chip Kelly gets fired/quits and goes back to college

Hardcore_D00d
06-24-2015, 04:58 PM
-packers vs hawks rematch in nfc with packers winning this time and the sb
-49ers last place in nfl get 1st pick next year
-peyton retires mid season :(
-bradford comeback player
-amari coop oroty
-danny shelton droty

bold prediction of the year....
-clowney goes HAM (lol)

beer n brats
06-24-2015, 09:02 PM
Rodgers pulls out his 12 incher and goes in dry on the whole league, wins SB

just4kickz
06-24-2015, 09:06 PM
I think Packers will win the SB this year too. It's always a team that got pretty close to getting in the SB the previous year.

pacman08
07-09-2015, 04:55 AM
Bump

woody19
07-09-2015, 05:41 AM
Cowboys win the super bowl
The bills will make the playoffs
49ers will be picking in the top 5 next year (with a new coach and QB)
Eagles will fall apart
Marshawn Lynch will not have 1k yards
Jeremy Hill will be top 5 rb by years end
JJ Watt will have less than 15 sacks

Tommy12Orr4
07-09-2015, 05:44 AM
Peyton has one more elite year left in him.

If Brady misses 4 games, Packers over Colts in the SB.

If Brady misses 2 or less, Packers over Patriots.

The Colts have a 0% chance of winning the Super Bowl. The Patriots will emasculate those chumps in their regular season game, and then bury them if they meet in the playoffs.

Andrew Chuck will be having nightmares for years to come.

JmanTheJuiceman
07-09-2015, 06:29 AM
The Colts have a 0% chance of winning the Super Bowl. The Patriots will emasculate those chumps in their regular season game, and then bury them if they meet in the playoffs.

Andrew Chuck will be having nightmares for years to come.

No revis no care

Tommy12Orr4
07-09-2015, 06:40 AM
No revis no care

That can be concerning, but Revis doesn't need to be back there for Luck to continue to play like a terrible QB in the playoffs, just like he's done his entire career.

W1LLW
07-09-2015, 07:36 AM
damn it feels good to be from lambeau country.

iamgenus
07-09-2015, 09:35 AM
Niners getting a lot of love here so I'm gonna throw out my homer predictions. Based on them staying relatively healthy.

49ers go 10-6 and lead the league in sacks.
Aldon Smith tops 20 sacks but fails to get the record due to his teammates stealing some
Colin Kaepernick has a comeback season about 64% 3800 yards 30TDs and 12 INTs and another 600 yards on the ground with 5 TDs



Non homer predictions
Pats win AFC East even though Dolphins give them a scare by sweeping them.
Colts clinch #1 seed and go one and out.
Vikings and Carolina get NFC Wild Cards over miners due to tie breakers.
Tom Brady doesn't miss any games due to suspension. Either NFL reverses his suspension or he takes it to court.
Chicago tries really hard to make the playoffs but Jay Cutler has other ideas.
OBJ has a sophomore slump after opposing DCs make it a point to take him out of games...one way or another.

EthanHun
07-09-2015, 09:38 AM
Seahawks win 3rd superbowl in a row- (obviously last year they won- Pats Cheated)

MARSHAWN WILL RUSSELL JIMMIES goat

AreolaBorealis
07-09-2015, 09:40 AM
Patriots put up 60+ on the Colts. After the game ends Brady pins Andrew lUck down and cuts off his neckbeard

Tommy12Orr4
07-09-2015, 09:44 AM
Patriots put up 60+ on the Colts. After the game ends Brady pins Andrew lUck down and cuts off his neckbeard

I can't wait for that massacre.

http://i.minus.com/i4Z8thaMeZSBi.gif

MSUD5
07-09-2015, 09:45 AM
bryce petty will start after 8 games and carry jets to playoffs
jets #1 defense in league, leonard williams DROTY
greenbay wins superbowl against patriots
AP leading rusher

dougefresh93
07-09-2015, 09:47 AM
Buffalo Bills win 12 games and go the AFC title game.

CurryTech777
07-09-2015, 09:48 AM
raiders bake hard

6-10 ez

come @ us nfl

impactplayer616
07-09-2015, 10:20 AM
Colts are gonna do what they do best, have a great regular season then get dominated in the playoffs by the Pats. (if they meet)

Honestly though Ive been calling a Patriots vs Packers SB for 5 years now. I get it right half the time, for 3 of the 5 years now.

gormless
07-11-2015, 07:15 AM
Pat's will emasculate Colts at some point.
A Bronco's receiver will get concussed after Peyton throws him right into a linebackers path over the middle.
Winner of Seahawks/Packers regular season game decides the #1 seed in the NFC and the eventual Superbowl winners.
Eric Berry makes a triumphant feel good return mid season.
Pat's will take a massive beatdown at some point, before putting together a run of wins.
Manziel is terrible

Tommy12Orr4
07-11-2015, 07:24 AM
Colts are gonna do what they do best, have a great regular season then get dominated in the playoffs by the Pats. (if they meet)

Honestly though Ive been calling a Patriots vs Packers SB for 5 years now. I get it right half the time, for 3 of the 5 years now.

I've been saying the same match-up for years now, so we'll see if it happens this year.

I can't wait for the Colts to get humiliated, emasculated, embarrassed, and flat out stomped the **** out......once in the regular season and once in the playoffs.

Upshall18
07-11-2015, 08:11 AM
Prediction:

-Patriots vs Packers in the Super Bowl
-NFL doesn't want Patriots to win another Super Bowl
-Allows Rodgers to play with over-inflated balls
-Tom Brady unable to throw properly buy still puts up 300+ yards, 3TDs and 3 INTS
-Pack win 31-24

bananabucket
07-11-2015, 09:01 AM
The Colts have a 0% chance of winning the Super Bowl. The Patriots will emasculate those chumps in their regular season game, and then bury them if they meet in the playoffs.

Andrew Chuck will be having nightmares for years to come.

1) the Colts have improved this offseason while the Pats have regressed
2) I didn't even say the Colts would win the SB. just that they would make it over NE if Brady misses 4 games, because of seeding/HFA

bananabucket
07-11-2015, 09:04 AM
That can be concerning, but Revis doesn't need to be back there for Luck to continue to play like a terrible QB in the playoffs, just like he's done his entire career.


Chiefs game ----->

Bengals game ----->
https://cdn0.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/mn8p_cf_98VcXOqMRTnMhpeqxdw=/cdn0.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/2902372/luckyes.0.gif

Broncos game ------>



yes he's played like ass against the Pats but that has a lot more to do with other factors than it does with Luck himself

JmanTheJuiceman
07-11-2015, 12:09 PM
1) the Colts have improved this offseason while the Pats have regressed
2) I didn't even say the Colts would win the SB. just that they would make it over NE if Brady misses 4 games, because of seeding/HFA

The Colts fukked their whole offseason when they drafted a 5'10" bean stalk in the 1st round, smh..

pacman08
07-16-2015, 08:22 AM
Bump

pacman08
07-23-2015, 06:20 AM
Bump for more

pacman08
08-11-2015, 10:12 AM
Any more takers?

Procta
08-11-2015, 10:45 AM
I predict I will drink and eat a lot every Sunday until February

WagerKing
08-11-2015, 10:55 AM
Geno gets punched in the jaw by his own teammate and misses months


EDIT: WIZARD

pacman08
09-04-2015, 05:41 AM
- RG3 stays healthy but is benched on week 8 (their bye week).


Does that count as halfway right or no?