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bodyhard
07-15-2014, 10:41 PM
Some time ago I had stated that the gym I go to put up rules and one of the rules, " No Fighting" (due to a fight I had in the gym) was added to the rules.

A member here thought I was talking crap, today while waiting for my son to do his set I looked up and saw the rules and thought about the member here, so I took a pic of it..

The thing is I don't remember who the member was

But here it is.

http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj74/bodyhard_2008/rules_zpsd5b2ce69.jpg (http://s269.photobucket.com/user/bodyhard_2008/media/rules_zpsd5b2ce69.jpg.html)

heatwave13
07-16-2014, 05:41 AM
No slamming weights? I would be in trouble with that one. I sling weights, get chalk all over everything, yell, scream, etc...

What about the not having free weights on the 2nd floor? Is that area use exclusively for another purpose?

Old-Time-Lifter
07-16-2014, 06:39 AM
No slamming weights? I would be in trouble with that one. I sling weights, get chalk all over everything, yell, scream, etc...

What about the not having free weights on the 2nd floor? Is that area use exclusively for another purpose?

Likely worried about somebody dropping a dead through the floor. I used to belong to a gym where all the heavy lifting was done in the basement just for that reason. All the machines and dumbbells were upstairs but the olympic bars were all in the basement. They didn't allow you to bring them upstairs either.

Jtbny
07-16-2014, 06:53 AM
I've seen a bunch of differnt "Gym Rules" but never one that listed no fighting. I just assumed that one ;)

bodyhard
07-16-2014, 07:06 AM
There are two separate second floors 1 to the right of the gym and 1 to the left of the gym

The right of the gym on the second level there is a punching bag, some mats on the floor, swissballs and Ab equipment.

On the left side of the gym on the second level it is all cardio equipment.

silverlightning
07-16-2014, 08:43 AM
i hate when gym members take dumb bells to the second floor, aerobic room etc. and don't bring them back.

Brackneyc
07-16-2014, 08:55 AM
I've seen a bunch of differnt "Gym Rules" but never one that listed no fighting. I just assumed that one ;)

This^^.

bodyhard
07-16-2014, 09:17 AM
I've seen a bunch of differnt "Gym Rules" but never one that listed no fighting. I just assumed that one ;)

My point, they added it in because of me :D :D

The manager was there when I knocked the dude out in front of the gym and was also there when I was going to fight with 3 guys, so he told me "John I need to put up a rule for your ass" and he really did it LMFAO!!!

Karl_Hungus
07-16-2014, 09:22 AM
I've seen a bunch of differnt "Gym Rules" but never one that listed no fighting. I just assumed that one ;)

There was a "no fighting" rule on a sign at a swimming pool I used to go to as a kid. Never seen one before at a gym....lol. I agree with you, it seems like that is one where you just assume it is against the rules without there being a posted sign. Like, don't bring running chainsaws into the gym. There is no posted rule against it, but I just assume that doing so will get me kicked out of the gym.

Brackneyc
07-16-2014, 09:44 AM
My point, they added it in because of me :D :D

The manager was there when I knocked the dude out in front of the gym and was also there when I was going to fight with 3 guys, so he told me "John I need to put up a rule for your ass" and he really did it LMFAO!!!

They should have a "No fckin' with BH, or you risk an ass whoopin'" rule up there.

danap3681
07-16-2014, 10:10 AM
Our only gym rules are:

*Rack weights
*No sagging pants
*No profanity (which I abuse this one but not very loudly:))


and this one just got added and a sign put up

*Due to the hot and humid summer weather, we will no longer accept sweaty sock money or sweaty boob money for payment on anything!!! IT IS JUST GROSS!!!!



LOL!! Need to take a picture of that!

paolo59
07-16-2014, 10:20 AM
The 'no blue jeans' rule is interesting. I do bicep/tricep in a separate workout. I occasionally hit the gym in blue jeans, tennis, and a tank top when my 'gym pants' are in the hamper to be washed.

beachguy498
07-16-2014, 10:24 AM
Looks like fartin' is still in... live and let fly...

Fishman15
07-16-2014, 10:24 AM
They should have a "No fckin' with BH, or you risk an ass whoopin'" rule up there.

Yea, and the next thing you know dem signs gonna be up in da bus stops too...;)

silverlightning
07-16-2014, 10:30 AM
The 'no blue jeans' rule is interesting. I do bicep/tricep in a separate workout. I occasionally hit the gym in blue jeans, tennis, and a tank top when my 'gym pants' are in the hamper to be washed.

as long as you aren't wearing a wife beater and cowboy boots you're good to go.

ajdahlheimer
07-16-2014, 10:36 AM
or sweaty boob money for payment on anything!!!

That's the ONLY kind I accept, Dana. :D

Karl_Hungus
07-16-2014, 10:48 AM
and this one just got added and a sign put up

*Due to the hot and humid summer weather, we will no longer accept sweaty sock money or sweaty boob money for payment on anything!!! IT IS JUST GROSS!!!!



LOL!! Need to take a picture of that!


http://media.boingboing.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/BqU-Cv5IYAAJf031.jpg

bodyhard
07-16-2014, 10:55 AM
http://media.boingboing.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/BqU-Cv5IYAAJf031.jpg

You guys go to the same gym???

Karl_Hungus
07-16-2014, 10:58 AM
You guys go to the same gym???

I think that is from a convenience store -- I read about that sign the other day which was posted at a convenience store .... so when I saw her post, it reminded me of it. Her gym management must have read the same story I did.

Fishman15
07-16-2014, 11:04 AM
http://media.boingboing.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/BqU-Cv5IYAAJf031.jpg

What about crotch money hmmm???

olypowerful
07-16-2014, 11:11 AM
Likely worried about somebody dropping a dead through the floor. I used to belong to a gym where all the heavy lifting was done in the basement just for that reason. All the machines and dumbbells were upstairs but the olympic bars were all in the basement. They didn't allow you to bring them upstairs either.

Nothing like getting 405 through the brain.

Brackneyc
07-16-2014, 11:56 AM
Lou Loomis: What's the sign say?

Angie D'Annunzio: No bare feet.

Lou Loomis: [picks him up by the shirt collar] What's that sign say?

Angie D'Annunzio: No fighting.

Lou Loomis: What's that mean?

Angie D'Annunzio: No fighting.

Lou Loomis: You owe me one gumball machine. What's that candy wrapper doing there? Well don't you see it? Well pick it up.

LMS62
07-16-2014, 12:35 PM
The 'no blue jeans' rule is interesting. I do bicep/tricep in a separate workout. I occasionally hit the gym in blue jeans, tennis, and a tank top when my 'gym pants' are in the hamper to be washed.
Most gyms I have been to do not allow blue jeans. Maybe because jeans have metal snaps/rivets the concern is that they might tear into bench padding, etc. ?

Brackneyc
07-16-2014, 01:15 PM
http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l186/Gaz930/Sweeptheleg.jpg (http://media.photobucket.com/user/Gaz930/media/Sweeptheleg.jpg.html)

ajdahlheimer
07-16-2014, 01:22 PM
http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l186/Gaz930/Sweeptheleg.jpg (http://media.photobucket.com/user/Gaz930/media/Sweeptheleg.jpg.html)

The actor who portrayed Sensei Kreese (Martin Kove) has said that to this day--people come up to him and tell him they hate him (for that character)--and he absolutely LOVES it!

No Mercy.

silverlightning
07-16-2014, 01:36 PM
The actor who portrayed Sensei Kreese (Martin Kove) has said that to this day--people come up to him and tell him they hate him (for that character)--and he absolutely LOVES it!

No Mercy.

lmao at method fans.

ajdahlheimer
07-16-2014, 01:43 PM
lmao at method fans.

Method?

CropDusterMan
07-16-2014, 01:48 PM
Bodyhard, you outta go down to Gleason's in Brooklyn-they have weights and such, and if you have an altercation with someone, you can take
them into the ring and pound them.

DocHoss
07-16-2014, 03:45 PM
BH, isn't it nice to know that you have had a real impact in the world, a lasting legacy for future generations?


What's next, a lunk alarm? :D




*Due to the hot and humid summer weather, we will no longer accept sweaty sock money or sweaty boob money for payment on anything!!! IT IS JUST GROSS!!!!

LOL!! Need to take a picture of that!
Priceless!


No rule about jeans in my gym. There is an older gentleman who works out in slacks and loafers though.

mtpockets
07-17-2014, 02:07 AM
That's hardly something to be proud of.

FlaIronMind
07-17-2014, 07:53 AM
There are two separate second floors 1 to the right of the gym and 1 to the left of the gym

The right of the gym on the second level there is a punching bag, some mats on the floor, swissballs and Ab equipment.

On the left side of the gym on the second level it is all cardio equipment.

My gym is set up the same way, exactly.

FlaIronMind
07-17-2014, 07:56 AM
lmao at method fans.


Method?

M-E-T-H-O-D............






man.



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bodyhard
07-17-2014, 07:58 AM
That's hardly something to be proud of.

I know they should have put my picture next to the rule. How the hell is anyone suppose to know it was put there because if me?????

FlaIronMind
07-17-2014, 08:02 AM
I know they should have put my picture next to the rule. How the he'll is anyone suppose to know it was out there because if me?????

Fugg it, just have them change the sign to read:

"John, No Fighting."

danap3681
07-17-2014, 08:56 AM
http://media.boingboing.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/BqU-Cv5IYAAJf031.jpg


LOL!! When I posted that yesterday I was telling my co-workers about it and one of them said she had seen a post on facebook that had a sign that was similar.



And yes... I think the crotch money is still acceptable :D

deadwoodgregg
07-17-2014, 09:04 AM
Lou Loomis: What's the sign say?

Angie D'Annunzio: No bare feet.

Lou Loomis: [picks him up by the shirt collar] What's that sign say?

Angie D'Annunzio: No fighting.

Lou Loomis: What's that mean?

Angie D'Annunzio: No fighting.

Lou Loomis: You owe me one gumball machine. What's that candy wrapper doing there? Well don't you see it? Well pick it up.I got you Brack.

http://www.foroflamenco.com/upfiles/1738/Bz78874.jpg

bodyhard
07-17-2014, 09:27 AM
Fugg it, just have them change the sign to read:

"John, No Fighting."

Too many johns, I don't want anyone else getting credit for this honor, it has to be a picture so there will be no uncertainties and the honor goes to the right owner.

DocHoss
07-17-2014, 02:07 PM
Fugg it, just have them change the sign to read:

"John, No Fighting."
How about "Beware of the John" - with a picture of course!

bodyhard
07-17-2014, 02:23 PM
How about "Beware of the John" - with a picture of course!

I like it! LOL

FlaIronMind
07-17-2014, 02:30 PM
I got you Brack.

[img]http://www.foroflamenco.com/upfiles/1738/Bz78874.jpg[img]


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