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Hoop_Dreams
07-10-2014, 07:43 PM
"the king has 1 less SO, 2.3 ERA and plays with sh!t run support. tanaka will get cocky and think he can go on cruise control after the ASB. his final record: 16-11."

LMAO at this drag queen worshipper. Can't wait till that phaggot blows his elbow out. Your tears will be delicious.


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All that's left is for an encarnacion concussion to happen and this would be a historically GREAT day for baseball.

KOMT reps to first five ITT


Encarnacion might have blown out his hamstring just now.

http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130306110059/video-game-championship-wrestling/images/9/94/Daniel_Bryan_YES.gif

[Just a few posts among several of Shweezy wishing injury upon players....Karma not even once]


























































Masahiro Tanaka has been diagnosed with a partially torn ulnar collateral ligament.
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MrStrange
07-10-2014, 07:45 PM
Lol

ShweezyBTFO
07-10-2014, 07:46 PM
OP is the same height and has the same bitter outlook towards life as a certain serial killer who will not be mentioned by name on here.




The other hilarious part about this thread is that his hero is the only other pitcher who has pitched as many innings of professional ball before the age of 26 as Tanaka has. So Tanaka tearing his UCL only correlates BETTER with the drag queen snapping his **** up in the future.







































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Spill512
07-10-2014, 07:49 PM
Shweezy getting a taste of his own medicine?


I love it.

I LOVE IT.




I LOVE IT.

YWOC
07-10-2014, 07:52 PM
OP is the same height and has the same bitter outlook towards life as a certain serial killer who will not be mentioned by name on here.




The other hilarious part about this thread is that his hero is the only other pitcher who has pitched as many innings of professional ball before the age of 26 as Tanaka has. So Tanaka tearing his UCL only correlates BETTER with the drag queen snapping his **** up in the future.







































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This is what you look like right now

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ShweezyBTFO
07-10-2014, 07:53 PM
This is what you look like right now

http://www.ashcroftsurgery.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/crying-baby.jpg



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Shweezy getting a taste of his own medicine?


I love it.

I LOVE IT.




I LOVE IT.


Sad day for baseball more than anything else. When was the last time MLB lost its best pitcher to TJ surgery before today? I'm legitimately curious.

Future24
07-10-2014, 07:54 PM
Lol.

Good night sweet schweezy.Why does everyone spell his name this way?

HankScorp1o
07-10-2014, 07:55 PM
In on Shweezy's obvious butthurt and failed attempt at deflection.

SompletelyCober
07-10-2014, 07:56 PM
OSgkBF6LjH4









Sad day for baseball more than anything else. When was the last time MLB lost its best pitcher to TJ surgery before today? I'm legitimately curious.

Didn't know Kershaw was lost to TJ surgery.


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Future24
07-10-2014, 07:59 PM
Didn't know Kershaw was lost to TJ surgery.
Quoted so when Kershaw gets LITT by the Padres tonight you cannot delete.

ShweezyBTFO
07-10-2014, 07:59 PM
Didn't know Kershaw was lost to TJ surgery.


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Didn't know pitchers in the JV league could even qualify for "best pitcher in baseball" recognition.














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bigpoppi18
07-10-2014, 08:01 PM
**** you shweezy you 2 timing sum bish you told me GIANNTS!!!!!!

thelast10
07-10-2014, 08:03 PM
OSgkBF6LjH4







Sad day for baseball more than anything else. When was the last time MLB lost its best pitcher to TJ surgery before today? I'm legitimately curious.

I am a Yankees fan, and even with Tanaka had little hope we would make it far with all our injuries and under performers, this is just the nail in the coffin... I feel bad for Jeter, this is a chitty way to go out....

MurkinSeason
07-10-2014, 08:04 PM
Shweezy just dropped 15 spots on the sports misc power rankings after this thread.

I don't even look at you the same now.

Future24
07-10-2014, 08:05 PM
Lets be real. Felix is probably next to get hurt because of the amount he throws.

ShweezyBTFO
07-10-2014, 08:06 PM
Shweezy just dropped 15 spots on the sports misc power rankings after this thread.

I don't even look at you the same now.

MurkinSeason is about to revive that sports misc career homie I'm telling you.

mexanacho
07-10-2014, 08:07 PM
sad day for baseball.


rip tanaka




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DeshaunWatson
07-10-2014, 08:07 PM
OSgkBF6LjH4







Sad day for baseball more than anything else. When was the last time MLB lost its best pitcher to TJ surgery before today? I'm legitimately curious.

http://38.media.tumblr.com/db96a8d417e12d48b7abbca2402d9ade/tumblr_ms29rmiy4y1rs13u4o1_400.gif

YWOC
07-10-2014, 08:10 PM
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Sad day for baseball more than anything else. When was the last time MLB lost its best pitcher to TJ surgery before today? I'm legitimately curious.

I didn't know Chris Sale had TJ surgery

puregreatness81
07-10-2014, 08:13 PM
i didn't know chris sale had tj surgery

lol

ShweezyBTFO
07-10-2014, 08:15 PM
I didn't know Chris Sale had TJ surgery

Was ready to anoint Sale as the best pitcher in baseball till I learned about this elbow injury. I'd take him over drag queen regardless. Such a shame he needed a ****ing final vote to get on the AS team.

YWOC
07-10-2014, 08:21 PM
Was ready to anoint Sale as the best pitcher in baseball till I learned about this elbow injury. I'd take him over drag queen regardless. Such a shame he needed a ****ing final vote to get on the AS team.

Just goes to show you how much of a joke fan voting is

Future24
07-10-2014, 08:29 PM
lmao Shweezy called Indians -2.5 before the game against the Yanks. hate him all you want but this man can make you some fuking money.

7/10/14 7:05pm MLB Baseball 964 Cleveland Indians -2 +230* vs New York Yankees (D Phelps - R must Start T House - L must Start)

I listened. I LOVE IT

http://media.giphy.com/media/sz5t5mjwaJhnO/giphy.gif

thelast10
07-10-2014, 08:32 PM
lmao Shweezy called Indians -2.5 before the game against the Yanks. hate him all you want but this man can make you some fuking money.

7/10/14 7:05pm MLB Baseball 964 Cleveland Indians -2 +230* vs New York Yankees (D Phelps - R must Start T House - L must Start)

I listened. I LOVE IT

http://media.giphy.com/media/sz5t5mjwaJhnO/giphy.gif

You can seem to count on the Yankees for 3 things this season, 1. No runs 2. If we have a lead chit bullpen 3. Injuries galore...

PatrickBateman1
07-10-2014, 08:38 PM
Jose Abreu ROY confirmed.

MurkinSeason
07-10-2014, 08:39 PM
MurkinSeason is about to revive that sports misc career homie I'm telling you.

No thanks. Waste of career

heyquikquestion
07-10-2014, 08:43 PM
I'm lost in all this. Who is drag queen?

Upshall18
07-10-2014, 08:44 PM
You guys should settle this over a game of madden

puregreatness81
07-10-2014, 08:55 PM
I'm lost in all this. Who is drag queen?

Sale

ShweezyBTFO
07-10-2014, 09:03 PM
lmao Shweezy called Indians -2.5 before the game against the Yanks. hate him all you want but this man can make you some fuking money.

7/10/14 7:05pm MLB Baseball 964 Cleveland Indians -2 +230* vs New York Yankees (D Phelps - R must Start T House - L must Start)

I listened. I LOVE IT

http://media.giphy.com/media/sz5t5mjwaJhnO/giphy.gif

The only home team that covered the -2.5 run line today.







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I LOVE IT

Anbob
07-10-2014, 09:14 PM
I'm lost in all this. Who is drag queen?

king felix