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GuyJin
07-05-2014, 10:47 PM
You're so boring, you can't entertain a doubt.
You're so boring, tofu finds you bland.
You're so boring, your mother had to be talked out of naming you 'Vanilla' at birth.

Cass40
07-05-2014, 11:04 PM
So what can I do not to be so boring? :)

cowboybiker
07-05-2014, 11:09 PM
http://www.ivstatic.com/files/et/imagecache/400x300/files/blog_articles/mckayla-maroney-636.jpg

cowboybiker
07-05-2014, 11:48 PM
http://i1069.photobucket.com/albums/u462/Kezzyukbrah/funny-pictures-old-man-cat.jpg

GuyJin
07-06-2014, 02:41 AM
So what can I do not to be so boring? :)
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Please be quiet, my evil minion, or I shall be tempted to Finnish you off.

BWAHAHAHA! I make a joke in my own tred! BWAHAHAHAHA!

To answer your question, avoid posting in IC's or CBB's treds.

GuyJin
07-06-2014, 02:42 AM
http://i1069.photobucket.com/albums/u462/Kezzyukbrah/funny-pictures-old-man-cat.jpg
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CBB is so boring, even his gifs don't like him.
He is so boring, earthquakes avoid him.
He is so boring, his facial lines died of ennui.

deadwoodgregg
07-06-2014, 04:24 AM
http://www.totalwine.com/_static/webupload/730/1_124771750_3.jpg

Giving this two stars for GuyJin's effort and CBB thought it worthy of posting a meme.

GuyJin
07-06-2014, 04:47 AM
My tred is worth only two stars.

Sh!t, I must be boring...

:D

Old-Time-Lifter
07-06-2014, 06:30 AM
http://media.giphy.com/media/5gUnOrltPvZzW/giphy.gif

DocHoss
07-06-2014, 09:39 AM
My tred is worth only two stars.

Sh!t, I must be boring...

:D
You're so boring that when you die, nothing flashes before your eyes.

mcbourque
07-06-2014, 09:45 AM
I love boring!
Proud of being boring! Of being a bore!
Boring is the way!!!
Boring is da bomb!!

Now go and try and make me fun! Ain't happening :D

whatevergirl
07-06-2014, 09:50 AM
Drink sake, and you won't be bored...or boring. :D

Your book's not boring. ;)

SP1966
07-06-2014, 10:43 AM
Guyjin is so boring even Canada doesn't want him anymore.

SP1966
07-06-2014, 10:44 AM
Guyjin is so boring his wife blurs all of him out of their homemade pron.

BootneckBrah
07-06-2014, 10:47 AM
http://www.totalwine.com/_static/webupload/730/1_124771750_3.jpg

Giving this two stars for GuyJin's effort and CBB thought it worthy of posting a meme.

Phucking mirin gut.

whatevergirl
07-06-2014, 11:09 AM
Guyjin is so boring his wife blurs all of him out of their homemade pron.


hahahahaaaaa!!! :D

Fishman15
07-06-2014, 11:16 AM
You're so boring that when you die, nothing flashes before your eyes.

Now that would mean a truly boring life. I'll be expecting this Doc...

Fishman15
07-06-2014, 11:23 AM
Guyjin is so boring his wife blurs all of him out of their homemade pron.

GJ is so boring, his books actually fall asleep while reading him...


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I'll be here 24/7 for the next 6 weeks...

Cass40
07-06-2014, 02:56 PM
To answer your question, avoid posting in IC's or CBB's treds.

Great, I've already been banned from mikie threads, so now those too??




I love boring!
Proud of being boring! Of being a bore!
Boring is the way!!!
Boring is da bomb!!

Now go and try and make me fun! Ain't happening :D

How could you be boring, having all those degrees and knowledge??
Boring people have no intellectual curiosity, have no interests, are not passionate about anything etc.

I think.... I could be wrong, though.
I'm pretty damn boring too, actually..

GuyJin
07-06-2014, 04:04 PM
SP's so boring, his dreams listen to Musak.
SP's so boring, his kids boxed him up when they moved house...and wrote down a different address.
SP's so dull, he once went to a store and the other customers mistook him for a wooden Indian.

AmIdoingitrite?
:D

GuyJin
07-06-2014, 04:05 PM
Guyjin is so boring his wife blurs all of him out of their homemade pron.
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You bastage!
:)

SP1966
07-06-2014, 05:12 PM
Guyjin is so boring....





































... sorry, what were we talking about?

Geoff Richards
07-06-2014, 07:09 PM
so boring

my parents had to tie a steak around my neck so the dog would play with me

Fishman15
07-07-2014, 02:48 PM
You're so boring, you can't entertain a doubt.
You're so boring, tofu finds you bland.
You're so boring, your mother had to be talked out of naming you 'Vanilla' at birth.

speaking of vanilla...

i am a big vanilla guy. vanilla coffee, vanilla protein, vanilla ice cream (not admitting to anything)....

I may occasionally mix a scoop of chocolate whey with a scoop of vanilla whey but that is really living on the edge for me. Oh what a rush...:D

mcbourque
07-07-2014, 03:09 PM
speaking of vanilla...

i am a big vanilla guy. vanilla coffee, vanilla protein, vanilla ice cream (not admitting to anything)....

I may occasionally mix a scoop of chocolate whey with a scoop of vanilla whey but that is really living on the edge for me. Oh what a rush...:D

Have you tried Vanilla Italian Soda? Next time you hit a coffee shop, give it a shot!

Fishman15
07-07-2014, 03:20 PM
Have you tried Vanilla Italian Soda? Next time you hit a coffee shop, give it a shot!

Does not know what Italian Soda is crew! But, if you can get it in vanilla, it must be worth trying...:D

mcbourque
07-07-2014, 05:11 PM
Does not know what Italian Soda is crew! But, if you can get it in vanilla, it must be worth trying...:D

It's fizzy water with a flavor short. And of you like to live on the dangerous side, you can add cream to it.
Vanilla is the best :)

DocHoss
07-07-2014, 08:12 PM
You're so boring even the NSA doesn't spy on you

GuyJin
07-07-2014, 08:17 PM
You're so boring, the phrase "dull as dishwater" could be your first name. Middle and last names, too.

You're so boring that during sex your partner phones for pizza delivery...and then volunteers to pick it up.

You're so boring when Death came to claim you it passed.

DocHoss
07-11-2014, 05:18 PM
Your so boring the color beige took out a restraining order on you

GuyJin
07-11-2014, 05:30 PM
"You're" (not "your") so boring, rules of grammar don't apply to you...and they don't care, either.
You're so boring, you give ennui a good name.
You're so boring you're the first and only one in line for Mel Torme comeback tour.*
You're so dull you've visited every website on the Net.
You're so uninteresting an empty Coke bottle has more appeal.

























































*Mel Torme passed away many years ago.