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GuyJin
07-03-2014, 01:28 AM
In honor of all the trolls who've been banned here, I've penned a little parody. Sung to the tune of Secret Agent Man, by Johnny Rivers

There's a cellar-dweller who posts his thought in anger,
He types out troll-like threads in total languor,
He knows he's dumb and wrong, but his e-stats show him strong,
Odds are he won't post his sh!t tomorrow.

Secret troll-like man, secret troll-like man,
They've given you a PC, and an IP address, too.

Typing in his basement hides his lies.
He holds his blow-up doll between his thighs,
Oh he knows he'll soon get caught, his efforts will be for naught,
But there's always some jimmies he can manage to rustle.

Secret troll-like man, secret troll-like man,
Your PC's up and runnin and you're typing on bb.com

Benching four plates in your basement Monday,
Razzing posters and acting stupid next day,
Oh, you let an insult slip while kissing your dolly's lips,
Odds are you'll be perma-banned tomorrow.

Secret troll-like man, secret troll-like man,
Your mother's found out what you're doing and she's taken away your PC.

:D

OzChops
07-03-2014, 02:27 AM
http://animationews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/Too_much_time_on_my_hands____by_rowanful.jpg

Oceanside
07-03-2014, 09:08 AM
ong lol your like so craetive lol

Nikonguy
07-03-2014, 10:41 AM
Awesome song! Have you ever thought of writing books?




You know, like real books that have paper pages and a cover with misleading pictures on it. :D

weiss1967
07-03-2014, 12:21 PM
Such developed fantasy, are you pervert? Write something positive and inspiring. I am hater and troll here, I ask questions and challenge points of view and get negged.

GuyJin
07-03-2014, 02:53 PM
Awesome song! Have you ever thought of writing books?


You know, like real books that have paper pages and a cover with misleading pictures on it. :D
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I think I have a few out on Amazon.com. You'll have to check my links and buy them.:D

GuyJin
07-03-2014, 02:54 PM
ong lol your like so craetive lol
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Fluffy's drunk...again.
:D

GuyJin
07-03-2014, 02:55 PM
Such developed fantasy, are you pervert? Write something positive and inspiring. I am hater and troll here, I ask questions and challenge points of view and get negged.
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Act like a troll, get treated like one.
What's with the "pervert" stuff? That's just...not worth responding to.

SP1966
07-03-2014, 02:55 PM
ong lol your like so craetive lol

lol

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GuyJin
07-03-2014, 03:03 PM
lol

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Are you hammered, too?
:)

SP1966
07-03-2014, 04:56 PM
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Are you hammered, too?
:)

Nah, his post reminded me of the texts I get from my youngest daughter. I've taken to including at least one, usually two "lol"'s in every sentence when she and I talk!

Phattso
07-03-2014, 05:26 PM
lol

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lol


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Are you hammered, too?
:)

lol

latebloomingmom
07-03-2014, 05:57 PM
like you guys are like soooooooo weird omg :rolleyes:




http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/263/866/403.gif

Cass40
07-03-2014, 06:01 PM
like you guys are like soooooooo weird

That's a different thread :D

latebloomingmom
07-03-2014, 06:06 PM
That's a different thread :Doh ya so it is
http://mediaserver.pulse2.com/uploads/2012/06/emmastone-gif2.gif

Oceanside
07-03-2014, 06:23 PM
lol