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bodyhard
06-26-2014, 05:27 AM
But they have to be your quote....

This was my quote of the day on FB.
http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj74/bodyhard_2008/thoughtoftheday_zpsad76ca96.jpg (http://s269.photobucket.com/user/bodyhard_2008/media/thoughtoftheday_zpsad76ca96.jpg.html)

GoatNapper
06-26-2014, 05:29 AM
"if there wasnt a poosy on them there would be a bounty out after them"

-K.O'Riley

bodyhard
06-26-2014, 05:53 AM
Come on OV35 mature folks, where you at?

ajdahlheimer
06-26-2014, 05:55 AM
Come on OV35 mature folks, where you at?

http://i1239.photobucket.com/albums/ff510/Cynder_Stallion/A%20New%20Album/simpsons-gifs-grandpa-leaves.gif

bodyhard
06-26-2014, 06:08 AM
http://i1239.photobucket.com/albums/ff510/Cynder_Stallion/A%20New%20Album/simpsons-gifs-grandpa-leaves.gif

LMFAO!!!

I hear that! :D

GuyJin
06-26-2014, 06:10 AM
"It is not by that which is said in defense of oneself or others, but rather by that which is done in defense of oneself or of others."

From Picture (im)perfect

ajdahlheimer
06-26-2014, 06:35 AM
"Lisa, if you don't like your job you don't strike, you just go in every day and do it really half-assed - that's the American way."

-Homer Simpson

steffo99
06-26-2014, 06:40 AM
"When I ask women what shampoo they use, most just scream at me to get the hell out of their bathroom."
- steffo99










http://i.imgur.com/rgpQZ7m.gif

Cass40
06-26-2014, 06:42 AM
"Lisa, if you don't like your job you don't strike, you just go in every day and do it really half-assed - that's the American way."

-Homer Simpson

Lol. Talking about Lisa Simpson, I just love this meme:

http://i.imgur.com/RpIHsFT.jpg

Cass40
06-26-2014, 06:43 AM
"if there wasnt a poosy on them there would be a bounty out after them"

-K.O'Riley

Hi fellow Finn :)

Did you know that op didn't know Finland is a country?

bodyhard
06-26-2014, 06:44 AM
So wait you guys can't come up with your own quotes?

ajdahlheimer
06-26-2014, 06:45 AM
So wait you guys can't come up with your own quotes?

You didn't specify they had to be original, broseph....

Cass40
06-26-2014, 06:46 AM
Sorry, it's about Simpsons now.

Ok, my quote is: "you are loved beyond your comprehension".

ChazWood
06-26-2014, 06:47 AM
"I don't know anything about those drugs Officer, these aren't my pants."

Chaz/'83

ChazWood
06-26-2014, 06:53 AM
"No thanks, I don't want any more bacon".

Chaz/Never

ajdahlheimer
06-26-2014, 06:54 AM
"At the beer hall, it seems like there is always at least one jackass who wants to try and take out the big man. It's why I prefer to party at home. Cuz if you get in a fight there--at least it's with a friend."

-AJ

ChazWood
06-26-2014, 07:04 AM
"How come you never see any baby pigeons?"

-Chaz

DuracellBunny
06-26-2014, 07:07 AM
"I completely respect your right to have an opinion, I just don't care what it is"

-Da Bunny

latebloomingmom
06-26-2014, 07:09 AM
You didn't specify they had to be original, broseph....pretty sure he did :)


hmmmm
an original lbm quote
" oh christ are you still talking?" :rolleyes:

GuyJin
06-26-2014, 07:13 AM
So wait you guys can't come up with your own quotes?
--

Mine was original.

Cass40
06-26-2014, 07:23 AM
--

Mine was original.

Sounds very philosophical.

DuracellBunny
06-26-2014, 07:24 AM
--

Mine was original.

Mine too. I said it to a militant feminist that had too much to drink at a dinner party and wouldn't shut up.

Cass40
06-26-2014, 07:29 AM
"Don't ever think I regret being with you. There isn't a day in my life I have shared with you, that I wish I hadn't shared with you".

Well this was my husband's quote, and I don't even know if it's grammatically correct.

bodyhard
06-26-2014, 07:31 AM
But they have to be your quote....


You didn't specify they had to be original, broseph....


Ummmmm I did :D

Cass40
06-26-2014, 07:32 AM
an original lbm quote
" oh christ are you still talking?" :rolleyes:

It's not "who loves ya baby" cause I really love that one?

GuyJin
06-26-2014, 07:33 AM
Mine too. I said it to a militant feminist that had too much to drink at a dinner party and wouldn't shut up.
---

How long have you two been married?
:D

ChazWood
06-26-2014, 07:36 AM
http://i.imgur.com/gyJ7GzY.jpg

ajdahlheimer
06-26-2014, 07:37 AM
Ummmmm I did :D

Yeah, I blew that one. LOL.

ChazWood
06-26-2014, 07:39 AM
yeah, i blew that guy. Lol.
-aj

DuracellBunny
06-26-2014, 07:40 AM
---

How long have you two been married?
:D

You know what they say on that subject "single guys know more about marriage than married men do, it's why they're not married" :p

Cass40
06-26-2014, 07:43 AM
You know what they say on that subject "single guys know more about marriage than married men do, it's why they're not married" :p

Wrong. Married men live longer.

They may be miserable but they live longer at least.

ajdahlheimer
06-26-2014, 07:43 AM
-aj

All right Chaz, that's all I can stand and I can standz no more.

-Popeye/Chunk from Goonies

Oceanside
06-26-2014, 07:45 AM
hi kevin - Oceanside

DuracellBunny
06-26-2014, 07:47 AM
Wrong. Married men live longer.

No, it just feels longer ;)

latebloomingmom
06-26-2014, 07:47 AM
It's not "who loves ya baby" cause I really love that one?
hahaa ya its what I would say to my boys each night before I turned out the light
" who loves ya baby"
"you do mama" :)

ChazWood
06-26-2014, 08:08 AM
All right Chaz, that's all I can stand and I can standz no more.

-Popeye/Chunk from Goonies
haha

http://i.imgur.com/w7h2V48.gif


You know, I really think we captured the essence of what Bodyhard intended when he started this thread. I think he's proud of us today. :)

Brackneyc
06-26-2014, 08:39 AM
"I'm sorry that happened to you, next time you will know better"

--Me

bodyhard
06-26-2014, 09:23 AM
Wrong. Married men live longer.

They may be miserable but they live longer at least.

Happily married 32 years and counting...

What is it with bad marriages????

Brackneyc
06-26-2014, 09:26 AM
Happily married 32 years and counting...

What is it with bad marriages????

This is a good question John. I am only 25 years in, but I wake up everyday happy as hell. I cannot imagine life without my wife would be as fun. Guess we just got lucky.

danap3681
06-26-2014, 09:26 AM
"I plan to consume a sh*t ton of beer tonight"

-Dana

Later in the night...

"Who the hell has been drinking my beers?"

-Drunk Dana

latebloomingmom
06-26-2014, 09:28 AM
lbm walking into the kitchen to her son
"why the hell did I come out here again?"
lbm walking out of the store
"where did I park kid..ya know its your job to remember these things"

oh and this one:
" is there a point to what it is you keep rambling on and on about..I am not patient by nature "

:D

Brackneyc
06-26-2014, 09:31 AM
"I plan to consume a sh*t ton of beer tonight"

-Dana

Later in the night...

"Who the hell has been drinking my beers?"

-Drunk Dana


Much later that night...

"Ok, who is going to hold Dana's hair?"

--Someone less drunk than Dana.

:D

Cass40
06-26-2014, 09:33 AM
Much later that night...

"Ok, who is going to hold Dana's hair?"

--Someone less drunk than Dana.

:D

Next day...

"I'll never drink again!"

--Hangover Dana. :)

Cass40
06-26-2014, 09:38 AM
Happily married 32 years and counting...

What is it with bad marriages????

It's rare that people wanna be with just one person their whole life, no matter how great the other person is.

It's great and all, and I know you say you wouldn't have it any other way, but in today's world, its very rare.

bodyhard
06-26-2014, 09:46 AM
It's rare that people wanna be with just one person their whole life, no matter how great the other person is.

It's great and all, and I know you say you wouldn't have it any other way, but in today's world, its very rare.

You know is is funny, when I started with Patty in 1981, everyone said we would not last, because I was Puerto Rican and she was Irish. Because I was from the streets and Patty was a Catholic school girl....

32 years later all of my friends and family have broken up, have kids from different men/women, have been married more than once or are now single...

Yet here we stand, 5 kids 4 grandchildren, 2 on the way and loving each other more and more each day....

ajdahlheimer
06-26-2014, 09:58 AM
BH--would you say you had to put in a lot of work and effort (same with your spouse) in order to make it last so long?

I think it's very admirable to be together as long as you've been with your wife. My parents have been married 37 years. I've only been married 11. The only thing that irritates me are the people who try to pretend "it's easy"....it takes hard work, sacrifice, empathy, etc...

Cass40
06-26-2014, 09:59 AM
You know is is funny, when I started with Patty in 1981, everyone said we would not last, because I was Puerto Rican and she was Irish. Because I was from the streets and Patty was a Catholic school girl....

32 years later all of my friends and family have broken up, have kids from different men/women, have been married more than once or are now single...

Yet here we stand, 5 kids 4 grandchildren, 2 on the way and loving each other more and more each day....

See, even you say that everybody else has broken up. That's the norm.

You just don't have sex with only one person for the rest of your life, anymore. People are more narcissistic, they want instant gratification, they don't want to put the work in that comes with being married.

I mean it's hard. I've been married 17 years, and during that time I lost both of my parents, had chronic sickness and pain for three years, I was from another country etc etc..and my husband has never given up on me, nor has abandoned me. It's the greatest feeling.

bodyhard
06-26-2014, 10:02 AM
See, even you say that everybody else has broken up. That's the norm.

You just don't have sex with only one person for the rest of your life, anymore. People are more narcissistic, they want instant gratification, they don't want to put the work in that comes with being married.

I mean it's hard. I've been married 17 years, and during that time I lost both of my parents, had chronic sickness and pain for three years, I was from another country etc etc..and my husband has never given up on me, nor has abandoned me. It's the greatest feeling.

Awesome

Tell your hubby that Bodyhard said he is a Real Man, a Good Man,,,,

pastorgbc
06-26-2014, 10:04 AM
"Never talk to the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room." --Winston Churchill

"It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so.” – Mark Twain

Frnkd
06-26-2014, 10:09 AM
Okay here's one I use to tell my son

"If you cant accept the answer don't ask"

Cass40
06-26-2014, 10:11 AM
Awesome

Tell your hubby that Bodyhard said he is a Real Man, a Good Man,,,,

Yes, he's an alpha. :) I got lucky.

Frnkd
06-26-2014, 10:19 AM
"its not how heavy you lift but how you lift"

"are you serious or just trying to fit in"

"I guess" this will stop a conversations course


famous one I use...." what?!" :D

I always say this when someone tells me they are eating "fat free" whatever
"Fat free, sugar full...did you read the label?"

I tell this to new staff where I work
"If you ask what's wrong, you're judging a kids behavior.
Rather, say whats going on?"....Im surprise how many people dont get it

kimm4
06-26-2014, 10:22 AM
"She's not overtraining, she just trains stupid."

Kimm4

bodyhard
06-26-2014, 10:23 AM
"She's not overtraining, she just trains stupid."

Kimm4

Classic!!!

:D :D

Cass40
06-26-2014, 10:24 AM
"It's not muscle, it's fat"

Kimm4

danap3681
06-26-2014, 10:25 AM
Much later that night...

"Ok, who is going to hold Dana's hair?"

--Someone less drunk than Dana.

:D


Next day...

"I'll never drink again!"

--Hangover Dana. :)

LMAO!! I enjoy my beers now but at age 41... I pretty much know when to slack off. But there are times where I tend to have a few too many at the river or out in the heat. No vomitting and no hangovers though :D

danap3681
06-26-2014, 10:26 AM
"She's not overtraining, she just trains stupid."

Kimm4

My all time favorite Kimm4 quote. Brings the lulz!

ajdahlheimer
06-26-2014, 10:28 AM
No vomitting and no hangovers though :D

Then you're doing it wrong (or at least not doing it with me). :-)

danap3681
06-26-2014, 10:30 AM
Then you're doing it wrong (or at least not doing it with me). :-)

You should have known me in my 20's. Hungover as fuk heading to work. Suffering through the day and saying "I am not drinking anything tonight". Leave work at 5pm and first stop is to buy beer and liquor for the evenings festivities! Them times was rough man!! ;)

silverlightning
06-26-2014, 10:32 AM
i had this saying in high school in regards to not hooking up with the most attractive girls.

"a scam is a scam except with a man". it's still used to this day.

silverlightning
06-26-2014, 10:34 AM
Wrong. Married men live longer.

They may be miserable but they live longer at least.

especially if the woman is ugly.

KeepItMoving
06-26-2014, 10:35 AM
"The most important play is the next play!" "It's not important whether you got knocked down, it's whether you get up that matters."

These are a couple of my go to football coaching lines. I think I made them up, but maybe not. I may have heard that second one somewhere.

Cass40
06-26-2014, 10:36 AM
You should have known me in my 20's. Hungover as fuk heading to work. Suffering through the day and saying "I am not drinking anything tonight". Leave work at 5pm and first stop is to buy beer and liquor for the evenings festivities! Them times was rough man!! ;)

I know dem feels :)


But I can't drink like that anymore, not even close.

ajdahlheimer
06-26-2014, 11:02 AM
You should have known me in my 20's. Hungover as fuk heading to work. Suffering through the day and saying "I am not drinking anything tonight". Leave work at 5pm and first stop is to buy beer and liquor for the evenings festivities! Them times was rough man!! ;)

Well in that case, Roll Tide Liz-a-dee!

kimm4
06-26-2014, 11:52 AM
"If you're not getting results it's because"...

1. "You're doing it wrong."
2. "You're doing it wrong."
3. "There is no number 3, so go back to number 1 or 2."

Kimm4

Thanks folks, I'll be here all day...:D

danap3681
06-26-2014, 12:03 PM
I know dem feels :)


But I can't drink like that anymore, not even close.

Me either!!! I am just glad I survived those years. ;)

doughnutgut
06-26-2014, 12:08 PM
You can only piss with the cock you got.

Been using that for most of my life.

Got nothing else.

latebloomingmom
06-26-2014, 03:10 PM
"ma can I pee off the porch? "
" check the wind my son unless ya want a face full" ;)

eomrat
06-26-2014, 03:40 PM
"I would nail my balls to a concrete park bench with a rusty 16 penny nail if I thought it would get us home from this abortion of a country even 5 minutes sooner"

- Me, 2007

Oceanside
06-26-2014, 03:45 PM
"nailing my balls to a park bench with rusty 16 penny nail would probably hurt" - Oceanside, 2014

GuyJin
06-26-2014, 03:46 PM
"If you mess up, 'fess up."

My father used to say that to me and my sister when we were little. It has served us well all these years.

DuracellBunny
06-26-2014, 04:00 PM
If you can do something about it then get on and do it; if you can't do anything about it then STFU and get on with life.

Me - lots of times

Brackneyc
06-26-2014, 05:30 PM
If you can do something about it then get on and do it; if you can't do anything about it then STFU and get on with life.

Me - lots of times

This sounds like an updated version of the serenity prayer. I like it.

DuracellBunny
06-26-2014, 05:39 PM
This sounds like an updated version of the serenity prayer. I like it.

I wanted a more user friendly version.

Oceanside
06-26-2014, 05:42 PM
This sounds like an updated version of the serenity prayer. I like it


that was pretty funny !

pvsampson
06-26-2014, 05:45 PM
My kids..."That's not fair!"

Me..."Yeah,and nor was Namatjira's bum!"

SteveWright1
06-26-2014, 05:54 PM
Me "Son, we are going to walk around the park twice"
Son " doh thats not fair"
Me "Son we are walking around the park twice and you can decide between doing it happily or miserably, but the walk around the park twice is not optional. The only significance your desicion will make is how it affects my mood, if you're happy so will I be, if your miserable, I will be miserable , Do you want to make me miserable? "

he chose to do it happily

Brackneyc
06-26-2014, 05:56 PM
Me "Son, we are going to walk around the park twice"
Son " doh thats not fair"
Me "Son we are walking around the park twice and you can decide between doing it happily or miserably, but the walk around the park twice is not optional. The only significance your desicion will make is how it affects my mood, if you're happy so will I be, if your miserable, I will be miserable , Do you want to make me miserable? "

he chose to do it happily

He probably didn't want to hear that long quote again. :D:D

ArchAngel'73
06-26-2014, 06:29 PM
The best training program is the one you'll actually do.


If a Jew can survive Auschwitz I can do this damn bodybuilding show. (no racist)


Son, you make so much noise lifting a weight it sounds like ur phucking it.


I got 99 problems but leg development ain't one.

Oceanside
06-26-2014, 06:33 PM
If a Jew can survive Auschwitz I can do this damn bodybuilding show. (no racist)




that was halfway out there !

ArchAngel'73
06-26-2014, 06:36 PM
that was halfway out there !

Not really.
This is one of my better ones;

I liken contest prep to Christ's 40 days and 40 nights in the desert tempted by the Devil, but longer.

Oceanside
06-26-2014, 06:44 PM
Not really.
This is one of my better ones;

I liken contest prep to Christ's 40 days and 40 nights in the desert tempted by the Devil, but longer.

but what about the jews who died ?

Cass40
06-26-2014, 06:49 PM
but what about the jews who died ?

Well hardly anyone survived Auschwitz. :(

ArchAngel'73
06-26-2014, 06:49 PM
but what about the jews who died ?

The death of one man is a tragedy, the death of millions is a statistic.- Stalin

Oceanside
06-26-2014, 06:52 PM
Well hardly anyone survived Auschwitz. :(


The death of one man is a tragedy, the death of millions is a statistic.- Stalin

you guys are truly sick but I like that...


carry on !

Cass40
06-26-2014, 07:00 PM
you guys are truly sick but I like that...


carry on !

I'm not sick... I mean I'm sick but that's a different story...
I would never say that, or even jokingly compare anything in my life to the horrors of the holocaust. He said that if a Jew can survive, and I was just pointing out that very few of them did.

djflex
06-26-2014, 07:00 PM
You going to finish that sandwich?

Me, frequently

Geoff Richards
06-26-2014, 07:05 PM
it's not mine but fuggit

it made me laugh :D

http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg243/geoff_062/Misc/bdontwalk_zps69f5bcd2.jpg (http://s250.photobucket.com/user/geoff_062/media/Misc/bdontwalk_zps69f5bcd2.jpg.html)

cowboybiker
06-26-2014, 09:17 PM
You fukin dumbass. Either drive faster or get the fuk out of the fast lane. - cowboybiker

latebloomingmom
06-26-2014, 09:23 PM
You fukin dumbass. Either drive faster or get the fuk out of the fast lane. - cowboybiker

geez so much anger
I mean really CB I for one am shocked and appalled
and you can quote me on that one ;)

cowboybiker
06-26-2014, 09:26 PM
geez so much anger
I mean really CB I for one am shocked and appalled
and you can quote me on that one ;)
I have issues.


My issues have issues.

Cass40
06-26-2014, 09:28 PM
You fukin dumbass. Either drive faster or get the fuk out of the fast lane. - cowboybiker

Omg, is my husband posting under your name :eek:

cowboybiker
06-26-2014, 09:44 PM
Omg, is my husband posting under your name :eek:

See. My quote is world renowned.

jeffaus
06-26-2014, 10:37 PM
One of my fathers quotes when I was a young boy.

"You're as strong as an ox and as smart as a tractor"

V-240
06-26-2014, 10:43 PM
"She had a million dollar body... and a food stamp face."

Oh wait, that wasn't mine.

"You can't buy happiness. But sometimes you can rent it for a while."

"I chose the road less traveled, and now I don't know where the #%@* I am."

"Do it! Or get out of my way and I'LL do it!"

Karl_Hungus
06-26-2014, 10:55 PM
When my mom married my stepdad, I absolutely hated the guy. I couldn't understand, of all the guys in the world, she picked this @sshole to marry. I remember telling one of my friends how easy it would be to pick a better guy than him: "I could take a dump off a guard tower in a Guatemalan prison and hit somebody better than him". ~Karl_Hungus, mid 80's.

IronCharles
06-26-2014, 11:00 PM
"It'll only hurt for a minute." -- IronCharles